from work last night to find this hanging on his door. this is another ad for mike bloomberg. even his ads are too short to reach above the doorknob. mike bloomberg has poured more than $500 million of his own money into this campaign. if he didn t have a good night tonight, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie to find out nobody likes him. he did win he won american samoa today, the election there. biden won north carolina and virginia. bernie took vermont and expected is win california. around two-thirds of californians vote by mail. the other third now have coronavirus. i voted by mail. i have to say the ballot they ita messocratsn the ba tom steyer at the top even though he dropped out over the weekend. deval patrick also out. michael bennet out. michael bloomberg, he ll be out soon. mosie boyd. i don t know who that is. might not even be a real person. then cory booker who dropped out at like christmas or something. mayor pete dropped out, not in the race. i
payin for my sins and it sure feels great make, make it right make, make it right from comedy central he s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. thank you so much for coming out. take a seat, let s make a show, i m trevor noah. we have two guests joining us tonight. first here to talk about new york city s response to the coronavirus, mayor bill de blasio is joining us, everybody. (applause) and then, then we re going to be joined by the star of the new show dave, lil dicky is here. also on tonight s episode, bernie sanders isn t going anywhere. toilet paper could get you killed and joe biden is sick of your shit. so let s catch up on today s headlines. all right, so look, normally we would catch up on all of the headlines from around the world. you know, maybe we what talk about harvey weinstein g
by the way, this is my little sister valerie, and i m jill s husband. oh, no. they witched on me. this is my wife, this is my sister. they switched on me. jimmy: i hope they don t mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. it was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. the bottom fell out. the biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. in california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if i m waiting in line for three hours, i better get a popeye s chicken sandwich at the end of it. this is what it was like in sacramento last night where one unlucky dad learned the value of the words vote by mail. you can also take your mail-in ballot and drop it in. you re at the end of the line. yeah. what an honor. hold on, dad, i m on the news. i m trying to get him to come vote. it closes in two minutes. never mind. jimmy: could have been th
coronavirus, mayor bill de blasio is joining us, everybody. (applause) and then, then we re going to be joined by the star of the new show dave, lil dicky is here. also on tonight s episode, bernie sanders isn t going anywhere. toilet paper could get you killed and joe biden is sick of your shit. so let s catch up on today s headlines. all right, so look, normally we would catch up on all of the headlines from around the world. you know, maybe we what talk about harvey weinstein getting 23 areas in prison. (cheers and applause) we can talk about the supreme court for giving president trump a victory on immigration. but today there s only one-story the entire world is talking about, the coronavirus, aka covid-19, aka mum bo number death. (laughter) it is now in 110 countries with over 122,000 confirmed cases and it it looks like it s only getting worse. the world health organization told officially designating coronavirus as a global pan demic. congress in-house doctor told
[ laughter ] for me the biggest takeaway on election day is how can anybody possibly have such a clean garage? i don t understand it. i go into these old people s homes, and i think where s your stuff? california has more delegates than any state. and i don t know if it was like this where you live, but we have been overwhelmed by advertising, mostly from mike bloomberg. the amount of mail we ve been getting from mike bloomberg, it s unbelievable. he is the bed bath & beyond of candidates. one of our writers came home from work last night to find this hanging on his door. this is another ad for mike bloomberg. even his ads are too short to reach above the doorknob. mike bloomberg has poured more than $500 million of his own money into this campaign. if he didn t have a good night tonight, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie to find out nobody likes him. he did win he won american samoa today, the election there. biden won north carolina and virginia. bernie took