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Audience. [laughter] the end of march saw the Affordable Care act enrollment deadline. It was a crucial test for the Obama Administration they set an am bishes goal. I think success looks like 7 Million People signing up by the end of march. Jon and failure looks me me looks like we never have this information. Youll never get there. Allegedly four Million People signed up. They expect to three more million in one month. That is goag about a disaster jon disaster its a fever dream. Fit more by the outlandish opiate fiend as he lays on an alphabet city mattress. Watched chinatown. The deadline passed. Give us the total. 7. 1 million americans have signed up for private insurance plans through these marketplaces. 7. 1. Jon wow. Got it almost exactly. [laughter] ....
Its printed on dead plants. New documents allege al sharpton was an informant. He must have joined msnbc as the wit protection program. This is the the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us audience chanting cheers and applause stephen nation, its been three weeks since Vladimir Putin annexed crimea and president obama still refuses to intervene. We have got to invade before putins slave army vanquishes all of europe on his way to westoros. Full disclosure i may have been flipping between fox news and game of thrones the other night, but i still say, putin has dragons laughter its believable. Now, you may say, stephen, a ....
Benefits of meditation and our favorite palestinian polish cuisine. [laughter] but first a little discussion we were having earlier in the audience. [laughter] the end of march saw the Affordable Care act enrollment deadline. It was a crucial test for the Obama Administration they set an am bishes goal. I think success looks like 7 Million People signing up by the end of march. Jon and failure looks me me looks like we never have this information. Youll never get there. Allegedly four Million People signed up. They expect to three more million in one month. That is goag about a disaster jon disaster its a fever dream. Fit more by the outlandish opiate fiend as he lays on an alphabet city mattress. Watched chinatown. The deadline passed. Give us the total. 7. ....
Thank you for joining us audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us audience chanting cheers and applause stephen nation, its been three weeks since Vladimir Putin annexed crimea and president obama still refuses to intervene. We have got to invade before putins slave army vanquishes all of europe on his way to westoros. Full disclosure i may have been flipping between fox news and game of thrones the other night, but i still say, putin has dragons laughter its believable. Now, you may say, stephen, americans have no vested interest here because, according to a New Washington post poll, only one out of six americans can find ukraine on a map, although two found waldo. But the same exact poll found the less americans know about ukraines location, the more they wan ....