ha ha, happy tuesday everyone, i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld who i m told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at some of the new year s resolutions from some famous names and faces. for example, president joe biden, his new year s resolution? continue to cheat death. hunter biden. find that envelope i left somewhere in the white house. commander the dog, eat more salads and fewer secret service agents. kamala harris, to resolve to make resolutions for the new year, because it s new and it s a year. [cheers and applause]. i might add stop laughing, that might help, too. the custodian who cleans the senate judiciary room. three words, use more bleach. brian kilmeade, i will continue to be the butt of greg s jokes. and finally randi weingarten, add 40 pounds to my bench press. she ll make it. on to the monologue. so i m looking over tonight s headlines trying to think of the perfect story to start the s
Yes, yes. Yes. You are all coming home with me. Happy wednesday, everyone. So, In The Beginning America was a pretty great place. People banded together, created laws to keep everyone safe and do you know what, it worked. Turns out if you build a country with border, military and law enforce. , prosperity wont be far behind. Do you know what comes after that, dont you . Complacency, a false sense of security, then decline followed by destruction. Because when the simplest of minds dont have to worry about barbarians at the gate they start to develop Something Like luxury beliefs unconnected to reality. To disagree with that makes us the bad guys. Because were the Oppress Sores who keep thugs from enjoying fun stuff like theft, violence, street pooping, otherwise known a walking tour of san francisco. Its not how naive they are is that they can kill literally. Last week in Philly John Kruger was brutally murdered in his own home. On twitter and in print previously however, kruger had do
greg: yes, yes, yes, yes. happy tuesday, everybody. yeah. all right. let s do it. the secret service is stumped by this baggy of bump. there you go. remember when somebody left a bag of cocaine in the white house? and remember how the secret service evacuated the west wing and closed off the streets surrounding the white house? initially everybody thought joe had once again left a floater in the men s room. then remember how one of president biden press s children was staying in the taxpayer funded facility at the time because joe wanted to keep the impressionable youngster away from bad influences or at the least hide him from process servers and remember how karine jean-pierre got angry that the press kept asking about it even though she didn t want to talk about it. can you just say once and for all whether or not the cocaine belonged to the biden family? you know, there has been some irresponsible reporting about the family, and so i ve got to call that out here. i