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yes! yes! i know! all right, all right. stop it, stop it. happy thursday everyone. you know it seems silly now but once upon a time america trusted anthony fauci. during the pandemic we were all scared and confused. dr. fauci was a comforting voice of calm and reason. some believed a man of his stature might even lead them to a pot of gold. but according to his testimony this week before the official select subcommittee on the covid pendant pandemic the dwarf known as dock copped to the following admissions. the 6-foot social distancing rule had no basis in science. the lab leak isn t just a conspiracy theory. vaccine mandate and travel bands were a mistake. and that s after previously saying the lockdowns weren t his fault. so what exactly did he get right? that the media will believe anything if it comes from a toadstool in a lab coat? kudos to chairman brad for holding the tiny hooves to the fire and refraining from throwing him out a window. let s start with the soc ....
The panda? san francisco may get a panda from china after 40 years of not having a panda. the mayor wrote a letter to china and asked for a panda. why would you do this to a panda? why do you hate pandas so much? doesn t san francisco have enough bears? i don t get the panda thing. you have to make them have sex. you do have to make them have sex. they don t like doing it in front of creepy zookeepers. imagine you have to get up and get them to bang. the pandas say no means no. we will leave it there. up next, did of baby get dislodged by a whole in the fuselage? who is on thesaurus.com? ....