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alert. the polls, they are officially closed in the statpoleofficialek and soon maybe the fire alarms on capitolhe. maybe they can rest easy. we are monitoring the results they pour in. but far left, congressman jamaal bowman is real jeopardy of losing his reelection bid after getting primarieead someoneimar slightly less radical. bowmanbyslightly best known forg along with the squad hating israel. g spleading guilty to ain misdemeanor for intentionally pulling a fire alarmg guil insie the capitol complex in what was an unsuccessful attempt to delay a funding bill. now, congressman bowman also suggested that america deserves the border crisis we have. whted y? because of our evil capitalist ways. that s all coming up straight ahea l comingd. also coming up, you will hear wl from the mother and the grandfather of 12 year old jocelyn nun gray, the latest victim of joe biden s border crisisth. there has been a lot of them lately. now we now know this innocent littlet litt was
great, great. i know. i know, know. i know that that hannity show was pretty good. happy thursday, everyone. so president biden is in italy for the g7 summit. i don t want to say joe is outmf of it, but he says his first bus order of business is to meet chef boyardeete. h and every time he heard someone say g7e sa, he yelled bingo. and there he also awkwardlydh saluted the italian prime minister. but in joe s defense, itn prime sut was princess peach from the super mario brothers sub sunday. sunday is father s. then five-year-old calls it day . i called his dad to tell himkin hunter london roberts new book m claims that joe s son kept r joe s virginia o home and had with one of her young femalefemale f friend. who do you blame forwho that hunter? ngle f bringing around your youngri single friends to hunter is like bringing dog to kristi noem house. brian stelter says a news orz organizations are preparing for the ways trump may punish the medi r tha if he wins the ele