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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20241001

[applause] greg: yes! yes! i know. Awesome, thank you. In all honesty this success is getting kind of boring. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. This friday joker number 2 arrives in theatres and it is about a mentally ill man who terrorizes society with his mentally unstable female sidekick. But most if you have already seen it. You saw that one coming. Had the crowds like here we go. Earlier today president biden delivered remarks on the devastation caused by hurricane helene. He comforted victims by reminding them how he wants once survived the flood in an arc. Reportedly tim walz is nervous about tomorrow night s presidential debate. He has not been this nervous scents that time he ran out of tampons. Doug emhoff was told that he has a quote, reshape the perception of masculinity. In those days a guy like that might have talked to the into keeping the baby. [laughter] archaeologists in china have discovered a 36yearold mommy buried with pieces of cheese. One ticket to china, please ....

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Transcripts For MSNBC Morning Joe 20241001

Forward. You see, Donald Trump is stuck in the past. But its like i say to my husband, doug, when he leaves his phone at the chilis. We are not going back you know, Trump And Vance are weird. All right . They want the government to control what you do in your bedroom, what books you read. You know, in minnesota, we have a saying, mind your Damn Business we also have another saying in minnesota, my nuts froze to the park bench. They say that me blaming the democrats for inciting violence is the pot calling the kettle black. Frankly, i didnt know the kettle was black until very recently. I thought the kettle was indian. Then it decided to turn black. I miss Joe Biden oh, joe. We miss Joe Biden, folks. What we wouldnt give to ....

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Transcripts For CNN Have I Got News For You 20240930

Avin news for you i m stanley from the office, also known as roy wood jr. In the news this week new yorkers react to mayor eric adams, federal bribery and conspiracy indictment trump unveils his postelection plans. I m going to go to a mcdonald s and i m going to work the french fry job for about a half an hour please join me in welcoming our team captains, mlf and michaeli in black season award winning comedian who wrote a book called how to make white people laugh. So she s got most of the cnn audience govern it. Again, farsakh he created, she ll times political documentary series, the circus his and was an adviser for george w bush. So you know, he s got a thing for clowns. It s mark mckinnon now, for the biggest stories this week, amber and again, i m going to show you a clip package referencing a major news story from this past week and youtube have to tell me what s the story here we go? all right, it takes place in pittsburgh. Pennsylvania and radical, someone buying something a ....

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Transcripts For MSNBC Dateline 20240930

Lindsey phoenix they had a tumultuous marriage. Amanda jennings maybe yelling and maybe slamming doors. According to him, he sees lisa with a Gunshot Wound to the head. Its initially ruled a suicide. Her sister went to the Missouri State Highway patrol to express their belief that this, in fact, was a murder. Bob ramsey she had been having an affair with her boss. Steve pokin the prosecutor says, after he shot his wife, he washed his hands and washed his forearms. They called us back at noon and started the trial. Dale potter i thought they made one of the worst Mistake Id ever heard of. Dwight mcniel it was obvious there was something that just wasnt right. Marsha iler the only thing ive ever wanted was for everyone to hear the truth. I told him that i would fight with everything i had in me. Thats the promise i made ....

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Transcripts For CNN Have I Got News For You 20240929

That means for you, i m stanley from the office, also known as roy wood jr. In the news this week new yorkers react to mayor eric adams, federal bribery and conspiracy indictment his postelection plans. I m going to go to a mcdonald s and i m going to work the french fry job for for about a half an hour was doing the walkman, our team captains, me and michael lee and black every season award winning comedian who wrote a book called how to make white people laugh. So she s got most of the cnn audience covered it s the game farsakh and joining michel he created, she ll times political documentary series, the circus and was an adviser for george w bush. So you know, he s got a thing for clowns. It s mark mckinnon the biggest stories this week, amara, and again, i m going to show you you a clip package referencing a major news story from this past week and youtube have to tell me what s the story here we go. All right, it takes place in pittsburgh, pennsylvania and radical was buying somet ....

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