Dear Diary I haz NEWS. No, not that mother “bravely” held an eight-legged beast whose body was bigger than her brain whilst on holiday with the mini mother – I can assure you she ain’t that brave away from the spotlight. There was a mummy spider and lots of her offspring in mini-mother’s tack room […]
Dear diary, Well just like the blonde bushy haired barnetted human herd leader, I appear to have got away with my indiscretions of the past week – i.e. jumping on Aunty Emily’s toe in a way that sort of broke it like. She has limped to see me and assured me that she doesn’t harbour […]
Dear Diary I am hereby informing you of my intent to sue the Royal Mail for their role in the greatest oppression since… well since ever. You may wonder why on earth passive, mild mannered lickle ol’ me would have to reach this level of action right? Well, I shall tell you. I hear tell […]
Dear diary, So, this week has been an interesting learning week about that most peculiar and unpredictable of creatures, yep you’ve guessed it guys – “the female”. This week I have learned that Mother Nature can actually play nicely when she wants to and give us that golden shining thing in the sky… ON A […]
Dear diary, It does finally feel that mother nature has got her act together and that spring might just be springing. Baby clouds on legs are appearing in the fields down the road with more deliveries than the Royal Mail, yellow perils are advancing from all directions and the rabbits are, well doing what rabbits […]