annual s nathan s hot dog eating contest that s america at its finest and that is also peak athletic ability. or if you are a kid you played a little baseball under the lights. spacious skies for amber waves of grain purple mountain majesty jesse: those who served our country can recollect upon the sacrifices that have been made which brings a tear to their eyes. people don t realize what they have they bitch about it nowadays i m so upset that the things we did and things we fought for and boys have died for it is all going down the drain. our country is going to hell. and that s not what our boys, that s not what they died for. [sobbing] jesse: young and old, we all get to wear our patriotism with pride on independence day. we cheer along as parades go by and we honor and salute soldiers past and president who risk their lives to defend our freedoms. so on america s birthday we need to show the old girl some love and give our country the party it deserves. unf
i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hopping. welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time i m dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just don t be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds without seeing coverage of trump s guilty verdict. it was insane this whole week. on my way to work thursday some crazy looking homeless dude was like have any he s like the ground because trump is about to speak outside the courthouse it was a bizarre scenario but nice to meet robert de niro. [laughter] will get to that angry dwarf in a minute but we know political tensions are correct up to 11 so we booked your favorite panelist to help take the edge off. they all g
i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hopping. welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time i m dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just don t be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds without seeing coverage of trump s guilty verdict. it was insane this whole week. on my way to work thursday some crazy looking homeless dude was like have any he s like the ground because trump is about to speak outside the courthouse it was a bizarre scenario but nice to meet robert de niro. [laughter] will get to that angry dwarf in a minute but we know political tensions are correct up to 11 so we booked your favorite panelist to help take the edge off. they all g
fox news saturday night. hopping. welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time i m dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just don t be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds without seeing coverage of trump s guilty verdict. it was insane this whole week. on my way to work thursday some crazy looking homeless dude was like have any he s like the ground because trump is about to speak outside the courthouse it was a bizarre scenario but nice to meet robert de niro. [laughter] will get to that angry dwarf in a minute but we know political tensions are correct up to 11 so we booked your favorite panelist to help take the edge off. they all got stuck behind pro- hamas prote
have a tv show because it speaks to a level of stupidity that says i m not capable of the responsibility of hosting a tv show. when i was like 20 going to one of my going to lose 15 pounds and like three days workout mode, i went on a grilled chicken diet so i opened up the foreman grill enter the chicken marinated in barbecue sauce and she calls and says what are you up to? unlike just eating chicken marinated on raw chicken, it s delicious and she says it will kill you. the good news is i did lose 15 pounds. i was in the house for 17 days. i ve never cooked before and didn t know how stupid that was because i was going into a lot of life experience. on the ozempic. like clearly overdosing like the