Thats huge. [bleep] your sister. Im going to stay married to you . [laughter] im hoping to continue [bleep] he decided, didnt he, good. Im going to run for election. Mayor ford, we need camera three. [laughter] you need help. And i dont mean help carrying a case of beer down into the basement so you can get drunk enough to smoke crack. I mean help help. Lets just talk to toronto for a second. You can go. We want to smoke some crack. [laughter] all right. Were alone now. I heard that you met forths fords Approval Ratings went up after it came out that he smoked crack. [laughter] do you know what that makes you as the city of toronto . Enablers, ey. Now let me ask you a question. Are you waiting for this man to hit rock bottom. Are you waiting for him to what text pictures of his [bleep] im going to say this, i dont know you, i dont live in your city. Mayor fords a lot of fun to ridicule. But my guess is not a lot of fun to all gize and thats where this things headed. Now even though i w
Ford today clarified his earlier denials he had been caught on video smoking crack cocaine clarifying by admitting he had in fact been caught on video tape smoking crack cocaine. Yes, i was smoking crack cocaine. Do i . Am i aam i am addict . Have i tried it. Probably in one of my drunken stupors. A crack user. Im a social crack user. When i drink i smoke a little crack. Obviously today the scandal was disgraceful and the only thing left for him to do. I was elected to do a job and thats exactly what im going to continue doing. On october 27th, of 2014, i want the people of this city to decide whether they want rob ford to be their mayor. [laughter] thats huge. [bleep] your sister. Im going to stay married to you . [laughter] im hoping to continue [bleep] he decided, didnt he, good. Im going to run for election. Mayor ford, we need camera three. [laughter] you need help. And i dont mean help carrying a case of beer down into the basement so you can get drunk enough to smoke crack. I me
Long turd they were out of cheese pizza. No one wants to watch Beverly Hills cop any more. Eddie murphy is not that funny. Gibberish. I recommend you sign on. A doctor and a lawyer . Im sure his hourly rate taint cheap. Good night. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon im jon stewart. My guests tonight, john goodman. John goodman going to be joining us. Before we start brief update on a story we were talking about yesterday, toronto mayor rob ford today clarified his earlier denials he had been caught on video smoking crack cocaine clarifying by admitting he had in fact been caught on video tape smoking crack cocaine. Yes, i was smoking crack cocaine. Do i . Am i aam i am addict . Have i tried it. Probably in one of my drunken stupors. A crack user. Im a social crack user. When i drink i smoke a little crack. Obviously today the scandal was disgraceful and the only thing left for him to do. I was elected to do a job and thats exactly what im going to continue doing. On october 27t
The people of this city to decide whether they want rob ford to be their mayor. [laughter] thats huge. [bleep] your sister. Im going to stay married to you . [laughter] im hoping to continue [bleep] he decided, didnt he, good. Im going to run for election. Mayor ford, we need camera three. [laughter] you need help. And i dont mean help carrying a case of beer down into the basement so you can get drunk enough to smoke crack. I mean help help. Lets just talk to toronto for a second. You can go. We want to smoke some crack. [laughter] all right. Were alone now. I heard that you met forths fords Approval Ratings went up after it came out that he smoked crack. [laughter] do you know what that makes you as the city of toronto . Enablers, ey. Now let me ask you a question. Are you waiting for this man to hit rock bottom. Are you waiting for him to what text pictures of his [bleep] im going to say this, i dont know you, i dont live in your city. Mayor fords a lot of fun to ridicule. But my gu
A story we were talking about yesterday, toronto mayor rob ford today clarified his earlier denials he had been caught on video smoking crack cocaine clarifying by admitting he had in fact been caught on video tape smoking crack cocaine. Yes, i was smoking crack cocaine. Do i . Am i aam i am addict . Have i tried it. Probably in one of my drunken stupors. A crack user. Im a social crack user. When i drink i smoke a little crack. Obviously today the scandal was disgraceful and the only thing left for him to do. I was elected to do a job and thats exactly what im going to continue doing. On october 27th, of 2014, i want the people of this city to decide whether they want rob ford to be their mayor. [laughter] thats huge. [bleep] your sister. Im going to stay married to you . [laughter] im hoping to continue [bleep] he decided, didnt he, good. Im going to run for election. Mayor ford, we need camera three. [laughter] you need help. And i dont mean help carrying a case of beer down into th