When he gets there, shoot him with a silver bullet. laughter number five if its a male werewolf, dress up like a female werewolf with a bow in your hair. Then date it, get it to fall in love with you, and then never return its phone calls, slowly breaking its heart. laughter stephen number six domesticate it over thousands of years until it turns from a werewolf into a weremans best friend. Whos a good werewolf . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Kate Beckinsale. Chris messina. And jen kirkman. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey woooo thank you very much stephen welcome welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Ill tell you, with a greeting like that, you make me want to run in 2020. cheers and applause oh, man. My heart is thumping. I dont know if its from running out here or standing next t to Kate Beckinsale. Whats going on .
And not at my home, i appreciate that. Hey, before we get going i need to thank somebody. I need to thank our guitar player, toshi, hes from japan, he went back home to japan over the holiday break, how was it . You saw the whole family . Yeah. Jimmy he brought me back a gift. One year you brought me a kimono, which was nice, i wear it to the mailbox every morning. But this year toshi, who i know you didnt expect me to mention this, you brought me what this. Shampoo. Jimmy shampoo. He brought me a bottle i guess this is special shampoo for people with thinning hair . Well yes. I use it. Jimmy so toshi gave me the shampoo. Then this was an extra thing, you stood in front of my desk and explained how to use it. Correct me if i have it wrong. You said, wet your hair, then lather on the shampoo, then rinse it off. Yeah. Massage your head, yes. Jimmy right, right, right. See, normally [ laughter ] usually when i do it, i squirt it in the air, try to get it to land on my head, then i shake i
Hillary. [ laughter ] in order to reinforce his warning to Vladimir Putin about vote tampering, president obama reportedly used the socalled red phone that connects moscow to washington. Thats what that does . Said someone whose pizza never arrived. [ laughter and applause ] shouldnt have made it pizza hut red. John mccain recently said that a friendship between donald trump and Vladimir Putin is unlikely because reality is going to intercede at one point or another. But i ask you, do these two men look like they are at all concerned about reality . [ laughter ] [ applause ] i live in a gold house. I ride a horse, no shirt. I am in fantasy novel. Im also in a fantasy novel. Netflix began streaming a biopic of president obama this weekend called barry. Theyll also air a documentary about trumps president ial win called barely. [ light laughter ] [ as trump ] the reason that joke doesnt work is it was a historic blowout. [ light laughter ] donald trump has now waited over four times long
Putin over an influence campaign aimed to help donald trump. Well, look, i think that what is true is that the russians intended to meddle, and they meddled. This morning the president elect weighing in on that explosive report. And winter storms. 70 Million People in 27 states under alerts, blizzard warnings, up to a foot of snow, icy roads, hundreds of crashes, even snowplows out of control. Oh, my god. Flights canceled. Palm trees pummeled. Plus, the major storm out west and the concerns for catastrophe. Good morning. We have a lot of news this morning, and were going to start here with the new information pouring in overnight on the suspect in that mass shooting at the airport in ft. Lauderdale, florida. His name is Esteban Santiago. This is the photo taken overnight as he was booked into the Broward County jail on murder charges. Hes a 26yearold iraq war veteran with a reported history of Mental Illness and alleged domestic abuse. His family told the New York Times that he recentl
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 578, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome to the tonight show, everyone. This is it. You made it. Happy [ cheers and applause ] i want to wish everyone here a a happy, happy thanksgiving. Hey [ cheers and applause ] i get to spend it with you. Spend it with you, perfect, perfect. Oh, man, this is just exciting here. Earlier today we had the macys thanksgiving day parade. Thats right. Thousands of parents woke up extra early to bring their kids to the city, snag a spot in the front row only to hear, dad, i have to go to the bathroom. You go, yeah, i know. I knew you were going to say that. [ cheers and applause ] i knew you were gonna say it. Go in your pants. [ laughter ] i saw that i saw that some of the parade route was two and a half miles long and took about 90 mi