To be here. You are all heroes for making it to the show tonight. This is i have to say, this is an emotional time for us here in l. A. , because a terrible thing happened. I hate to say it out loud, but its raining. Water from the sky. Rained last night, this morning, or this afternoon. Which is making it very difficult for us to light our recreational marijuana. The traffic today was terrible. It was like every other day really, it was terrible. Rain is not something we take lightly here. When we have a bad hair day in l. A. , the governor declares a state of emergency. Its crazy. People dont know what to do. Its like when it snows in hell. And of course theres one group thats hit the hardest not the homeless. Its the people who suffer the most during a time like this, our local weather reporters. Were right in front of valley view school. That would be a problem if school was in session. School still out of session. The rain is starting to intensify a bit more. Well leave you here w
Lashes out at leah remini for attacking the religion and getting other former members to come forward. I went through hell. Now, the rare oncamera interview with the churchs attorney, first on gma. And the incredible images. A man risks his life to save a skier. He climbs a tower and helps a man being strangled by his own backpack. Then cuts him free just in the nick of time. The hero is here to tell his story this morning. Good morning, america. Happy friday. And, boy, this rescue is something youre going to want to see. Mickey wilson saved a mans life. Well talk to him just ahead. Were seeing so many problems with the ski lifts this season. And 80 million americans facing a Winter Weather wallop. Some people are very excited. Take a look at this video. This is from little rock, arkansas. A group of middle School Students desperate for a day off. Theyre doing a snow dance. Guess what . It started snowing there earlier this morning. My kids were by the snow day calculators last night.
Mixtape, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 584 yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Oh, welcome. Enjoy the show. Welcome to the show. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. This is the show tonight. Welcome, everybody. Wow, what a great crowd. Guys, heres what everybodys talking about. I saw that al gore met with donald trump today to discuss Climate Change. [ light laughter ] they probably talked about how Climate Change could lead to massive floods in places like new york city. Trump was like, thats why i live on the 58th floor. [ laughter ] when it gets around 57, i bring the yacht around. [ applause ] the other big news is that trump appointed ben carson as his secretary of housing and urban development. [ laughter ] that
Hillary. [ laughter ] in order to reinforce his warning to Vladimir Putin about vote tampering, president obama reportedly used the socalled red phone that connects moscow to washington. Thats what that does . Said someone whose pizza never arrived. [ laughter and applause ] shouldnt have made it pizza hut red. John mccain recently said that a friendship between donald trump and Vladimir Putin is unlikely because reality is going to intercede at one point or another. But i ask you, do these two men look like they are at all concerned about reality . [ laughter ] [ applause ] i live in a gold house. I ride a horse, no shirt. I am in fantasy novel. Im also in a fantasy novel. Netflix began streaming a biopic of president obama this weekend called barry. Theyll also air a documentary about trumps president ial win called barely. [ light laughter ] [ as trump ] the reason that joke doesnt work is it was a historic blowout. [ light laughter ] donald trump has now waited over four times long
Werewolf to your bachelor party. When he gets there, shoot him with a silver bullet. laughter number five if its a male werewolf, dress up like a female werewolf with a bow in your hair. Then date it, get it to fall in love with you, and then never return its phone calls, slowly breaking its heart. laughter stephen number six domesticate it over thousands of years until it turns from a werewolf into a weremans best friend. Whos a good werewolf . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Kate Beckinsale. Chris messina. And jen kirkman. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey woooo thank you very much stephen welcome welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Ill tell you, with a greeting like that, you make me want to run in 2020. cheers and applause oh, man. My heart is thumping. I dont know if its from running out here or standing next t to