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Making lemonade out of this endless parade of lemons Share this story Photo by Ron Schwane/Getty Images I’m just staying positive, but um. I’m pretty sure this is where we die. (Winston Bishop, New Girl) Sigh. The Office during Jan’s deposition and they’re reading Michael’s performance review: “I’m out of carrots. I’m out of sticks. Mr. Scott has time and again proven himself to be an unmanageable employee and a poor branch manager.” Much of Twins Territory has run out of carrots and sticks when giving the Twins chances over and over and over - not just this season, but pretty much every year once the playoffs roll around. It doesn’t matter how good our team is, they have been letting us down consistently in some way or another, year after year after year. This suffering has not just come from the Twins, but by most of our major sports teams: Vikings, Timberwolves, the unnamed hockey team that I don’t want to jinx at this time. ....