Cheese. 6 billion goes towards investor compensation 4 billion for homeowner relief and 2 billion in penalty fines but the government has to pay jp morgans 8 settlement processing fees. Damn you bank fees. Damn you and your bank you know who must be thrilled to hear this news financial and lives and Business Reporters who after years of covering corporate misdeeds are seeing justice served. What is up with this incredible 13 billion shake down of jp morgan. The Justice Department feels like it needs scalps. The Obama Administration is at war. Is it a witch hunt. Its a jihad against jp morgan. Jon its a shake down, witchhunt scalping jihad. So wait, what i saw is a mutually negotiated compensatory agreement related of shaky business dealings you see it as a shakedown which you compared to jihad. Its like if the holocaust had sex with slavery while the last ten seconds of human centipeed watched. Ill bite. What is the great injustice done to Jp Morgan Chase here . 80 of the Mortgage Back
Misled people by backing lisky mortgages. Jon risky mortgages. It seems like when tom cruise was in that movie and they packaged the loans with a sultry derive actives trader. I remember her. Thats why so many traders work in a button down and underpants. 13 billion what lucky bastards are getting a bite after this cheese. 6 billion goes towards investor compensation 4 billion for homeowner relief and 2 billion in penalty fines but the government has to pay jp morgans 8 settlement processing fees. Damn you bank fees. Damn you and your bank you know who must be thrilled to hear this news financial and lives and Business Reporters who after years of covering corporate misdeeds are seeing justice served. What is up with this incredible 13 billion shake down of jp morgan. The Justice Department feels like it needs scalps. The Obama Administration is at war. Is it a witch hunt. Its a jihad against jp morgan. Jon its a shake down, witchhunt scalping jihad. So wait, what i saw is a mutually n
But first 50 years ago in dallas an assassination that changed sorry i thought we were having a discussion earlier. [cheers and applause] earlier tonight we were having a spirit and interesting discussion. I thought i would make a weighty joke about it. We begin on wall street. Its been five years since the financial collapse that tanked the global economy. While no one has been sent to jail or Community Service or even had a one hour time out in their home or faced the reality of causing a catastrophe maybe its about to change. Jp morgan and the Justice Department have tentatively agreed to a d. L. 13 billion settlement. 13 billion settlement with the government to settle for bad loans. They say jp morgan willingly misled people by backing lisky mortgages. Jon risky mortgages. It seems like when tom cruise was in that movie and they packaged the loans with a sultry derive actives trader. I remember her. Thats why so many traders work in a button down and underpants. 13 billion what lu
[cheers and applause] earlier tonight we were having a spirit and interesting discussion. I thought i would make a weighty joke about it. We begin on wall street. Its been five years since the financial collapse that tanked the global economy. While no one has been sent to jail or Community Service or even had a one hour time out in their home or faced the reality of causing a catastrophe maybe its about to change. Jp morgan and the Justice Department have tentatively agreed to a d. L. 13 billion settlement. 13 billion settlement with the government to settle for bad loans. They say jp morgan willingly misled people by backing lisky mortgages. Jon risky mortgages. It seems like when tom cruise was in that movie and they packaged the loans with a sultry derive actives trader. I remember her. Thats why so many traders work in a button down and underpants. 13 billion what lucky bastards are getting a bite after this cheese. 6 billion goes towards investor compensation 4 billion for homeow
Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Got a good one for you this evening. My guest tonight column inconsistent Charles Krauthammer is joining us. But first 50 years ago in dallas an assassination that changed sorry i thought we were having a discussion earlier. [cheers and applause] earlier tonight we were having a spirit and interesting discussion. I thought i would make a weighty joke about it. We begin on wall street. Its been five years since the financial collapse that tanked the global economy. While no one has been sent to jail or Community Service or even had a one hour time out in their home or faced the reality of causing a catastrophe maybe its about to change. Jp morgan and the Justice Department have tentatively agreed to a d. L. 13 billion settlement. 13 billion settlement with the government to settle for bad loans. They say jp morgan willingly misled people by backing lisky mortgages. Jon risky mortgages. It seems like when tom cruise was in that movie