shall we do christmas pages? have you done your tree? i did it yesterday. i know you always go quite early. when does the breakfast tree turn up? monday, apparently. that is ages. why have we not got a tree? if you put it up too early, people complain, if you do it too late, people complain. i have christmas crackerjokes. hold that thought. because this is christmas tree lights. they drive you mad. because they don t always work. this family here, this is ross who inherited lights from his mum in 2019. his mum paid £3 for the lights attached to a plastic christmas tree in 1969. there lights are working for the 53rd year in a row. i have