If you and i formed an alliance. cause of the downsizing. I think an alliance might be a good idea. You know, help each other out. Do you want to form an alliance. With me . Absolutely i do. Good, good, excellent. Okay, now we need to figure out whos vulnerable and who is protected. There may be jim at that moment, i was just so happy. I mean, everything dwight does annoys me. Did you get your tickets . To what . The gun show. [laughs quietly] and i spend. Hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that would get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says, no, jim, heres a way. And theres one other thing, and this is important lets keep this alliance totally a secret. [whispers] yeah. Dont tell anyone. An alliance . jim oh, yeah. What does that even mean . I think it has something to do with survivor, but im not sure. Um. [laughs] i know that it involves spying on people, and we may build a fort in accounting jim. Hey. Hey. Hi, pam. Listen, could i talk to you for
Senator lipton, nice to see you. Nice to see you, oscar. Wait a second, who designed this spread . The sweets and savories are all mixed together. This is mayhem. So, oscar, youre a dinosaur . Actually, im the electoral college. Ouch right on target. [laughs] you know what . This is outrageous. I have to find phyllis. You two talk, okay . Sorry, babe. Phyllis god, its just so good to see you. Iuhhuh,just. [chuckles nervously] all having this wonderful halloween gathering. Excuse me, is that punch . They didnt know about the snowman story, and when i told em, they were not impressed. Hey you better do faith, you get me . We dont know it. So learn it. You all go to cornell, youre like eight rain men. Just learn the frickin song. Look, i know it was big with the old guys, but buts. Are for pooping. Make it work. You have to or andy will flip out. And make it a surprise please. This isnt stupid. What . Hey. Hey. Hey, toby. Areare you me . Yeah. [laughs] oh, my goodness, look at [both laugh
You know what i think it might be . Your fathers getting older, and this is how hes trying to connect. I mean, franks not the kind of guy that would change if you told him to, but maybe hes come around to it by himself. Or theres a rod in there somewhere. Ma, i do my own shopping now. I dont need all this. I saw your refrigerator in that apartment. All right, now, this is beef stroganoff, and you eat it with the noodles. Ooh, and i got your favorite, steak and macaroni and ham and cheese alfredo. All right, ma. Well, i appreciate it. You know, with my schedule, its hard to eat healthy. Oh, baby. No. Nno, no, robbie. No. Thats not for you. Chicken is for raymond. Of course. Raymond gets the chicken. Hey. Marie hey. Is dad around . No. You just missed him. Hes on his way to the barber shop. Barber . Why doesnt he just go down to the Bowling Alley and stick his head in the ball buffer . Come on, man. Thats a little rough. What . Listen, listen, hashas dad been acting different lately . Yo
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