made here in the 90s. but you re actually super famous here everybody tells me how much they miss their dirty hasselhoff. greg: it s true it took me three years to get the stench out. anyway, do you feel you re being primed for something, like the ufc does for weeks before their next big pay purview. the media trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between biden and trump. fighting out of the record corner with a record of 1-1 standing 6 3 245 pounds hailing from mar-a-lago florida by way of nyc, donald the disrupter trump. and fighting out of the blue corner with a record of 50 years of mistakes and two years of embarrassments, standing six feet tall napping at three feet tall, and weighing in at 180 pounds depending on his last bowel movement. emily: oh, god. greg: joe the commented old circus monkey biden. [cheers and applause] greg: see how fair and balanced that was? talk about a buildup, right? you ve got january 6th theater then you got the raid and al
but that actually probably helps the show a little bit. the set staff is pleased because greg and i share the same size booster seat and the same size shoe. all right, look, for anyone battling addictions or lots of big problems if their lives the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem and that s not easy to do. then you have to accept that you have to get up off your did you have and commit to making things better. that s right i said duff and that s the kind of salty language you will get from dana perino after dark. so here s what you do. you make a plan, you tackle the issue, you try to change your circumstances, you get better results and solve your problem. you can t just sit back blame others and expect everything to be okay. or can you? let s see how the leader of the free world is approaching his set of problems. he s setting records all over the place. record inflation, record gas prices, record increases in crime which has led to record low poll num
it s killing thousands of fish. and that s bad. at first scientists blamed climate change for the allergy that showed up in july but now they re pointing the finger at the 85 million gallons of fecal matter being pumped daily into the bay area and that s just from nancy pelosi s house. [cheers and applause] greg: thought i was going to say ass didn t you? but apparently sewage treatment plants are so old and inept, they can t handle the load. sounds like the president. but the problem has gotten so bad tens of thousands of fish are dying and going to cost california $14 billion to upgrade the sewage system. we caught up with one of the main culprits. so the city has this allergy problem. do you feel responsible? i can t take all the credit. i m just one small cog in the massive san fran [bleep]
standard. if someone was threatening to beat justice sotomayor at scramble there would be three barricades around the house and we would be getting called the devil. but think about it no ink for a real crime on brett kavanaugh but we almost burnt the country down for a fake crime over kavanaugh which was christine blasey who didn t know anything, what happened where it happened who it happened with and what year. this guy shows up and said he s going to kill him and doesn t get a word? [bleep] you. sorry. dana: i don t know what you do when that happensment kidding. i think they have a bleep machine. jamie there was nothing on the shows but did this news reach alaska. larry: it did. a pigeon came. i m going to be honest this surprised me a tiny bit that they didn t report it only because we re going to find out. it s not like people aren t going to hear this story and then call out this crazy i was just so pauled.