watters primetime. tonight oh, that was the grossest thing i have ever heard in my life. let s go. democrats shoot a gay porn video in the senate. oh. all rising inside t-mobile arena to pay their respects. trump jumps out to the largest lead a palestinian has had in 20 years. [screams] jesse: i feel like going, oh, my finger. just kidding. jesse: the heart senate building has produced some of washington s biggest fireworks from condoleezza rice testifying in front of the 9/11 commission or james comey lying through his teeth about the russia hoax, to kavanaugh s confirmation hearing right in room 216. we drank beer. my friends and i, boys and girls, we drank beer, i like beer, still like beer. we drank beer. jesse: last week broke the mold. a gay sex tape. not that there is anything wrong with that. well, actually, in this case, there is. the sex tape was so graphic, kind of made us miss the blue dress. a young man was caught naked on all fours receiving wh
[popper pops] [jase laughs] Merry Christmas. Who gave you that, si . Hey, im fired up, boys, its christmas time. A savior has been born for this wicked world we live in. Amen. That was fun. Wow. Everybody in the mood . [jase] im really not into the pageantry of christmas but what do you mean you aint into the pageantry . I wish i had a sled pulled by Reindeer Singing jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells what was your childhood christmas like, si . Thats what i want to know. That was back when we would take hickory nuts and momma always ordered the giant california oranges. Si, you remember the little wooden crates that had the dried raisins in em . Oh yeah. That was our treat. Im seeing a pattern here. Yalls childhood memories from 110 years ago were fruits and nuts. That was his favorite thing to eat now, the sweets. But im serious, it was a grand time though. Jep, do you remember when we were kids . My mom did the same thing every year. No christmas, were not gonna get any presen
[popper pops] [jase laughs] - merry christmas. - who gave you that, si? - hey, i m fired up, boys, it s christmas time. a savior has been born for this wicked world we live in. - amen. - that was fun. wow. - everybody in the mood? - [jase] i m really not into the pageantry of christmas but- - what do you mean you ain t into the pageantry? i wish i had a sled pulled by reindeer singing jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells - what was your childhood christmas like, si? that s what i want to know. - that was back when we would take hickory nuts and momma always ordered the giant california oranges. - si, you remember the little wooden crates that had the dried raisins in em? - oh yeah. - that was our treat. - i m seeing a pattern here. y all s childhood memories from 110 years ago were fruits and nuts. that was his favorite thing to eat now, the sweets. - but i m serious, it was a grand time though. - jep, do you remember when we were kids? my mom did the same thing ever
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