[cheers and applause] [crowd chanting] usa usa usa pres. Trump you are really fantastic. Thank you very much. And thank you to the council for national policy. My brother, robert, would have wanted me to be here today. Thank you very much. [applause] together, we are committed to protecting the American People, preserving american values, defending americas heritage in keeping america safe, strong, prosperous, and free. , kelly,o thank bob m. Kell your tremendous leadership. You have done a fantastic job. We are also joined by the acting secretary of homeland security, who has done incredibly, chad wolf. Where is chad . [cheers and applause] thank you very much, chad. You are right in the heart of it. Some big things coming. Very big things. Good job. Also, lieutenant governor, dan patrick, of texas. Dan . Wherever you may be. [applause] what a great guy, great family, doing a great job as u. S. Attorney. I want to thank you all for being here. We have a lot of horsepower here. A lot o
And people love it i wonder if you can get a bucket of coffee too. Anyway, this is what its come to. Breakfast in a bucket. We are all eating like the president now. One of my coworkers received what i can only assume is a belated april fools day prank in the mail this weekend. She got one of those coupon packs with the discounts on charmin toilet paper and bounty paper towels. But i guess you could wipe with the coupon in a pinch, right . You know, i thought wed heard all the bad amenities this coronavirus has to offer already, but now it turns out its not just for humans anymore. A tiger at the bronx zoo has tested positive for coronavirus. Researchers think she caught it from a human zookeeper. Health Officials Say that people who have the virus should avoid contact with their pets. Jimmy great. Just when you thought things couldnt get worse for joe exotic. By the way, how did a tiger get a coronavirus test . Must be a hell of a basketball player. Nadia the tiger is believed to be t
Shes having fun. Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go every where. Do they. Did you just make up that. No. Parents are getting ready to send their kid back to school, as we have just learn, many are there right new with their kids. Besides buying pens, pencils and binders, you have to prepare for something else, other parents you will encounter on that first day of school. Yes, we have a list of the different types of moms that show up to school on day one give meehan example. Hi, sue. The the cryer. Yeah. Yes. By the way, when do you take nia to school. Wednesday. Are you copping in that day no. We still may be a part of the program, were working on that. This is what they call you on this web site, you are the the water work mom. Yes. This parent just cant stop the tears. Umhmm, it is emotional. Im not apologizing. But there are a lot of or ones too. I think some of our hybrids of the different types. Is what the next one. Heres another type of woman. Maryann declared to be this
Sullivan theater in its Stephen Colbert stephen hey cheers and applause hey, everybody please sit down welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert. Anybody did you catch that World Series Game . cheering i have been told its amazing. I didnt watch it because i was focusing on something else. See, its almost halloween and this year is going to be super spooky for donald trump because special prosecutor and offduty lurch, robert muller, Just Announced the first indictments in the russia investigation. And whos our first lucky winner . Its former Trump Campaign manager paul manafort, seen here looking innocent before proven guilty. I know its almost halloween, but it really feels more like christmas. Paul manafort, paul manafort, youre just the first of many five years in jail shall i sing to the feds . Trumpapumpum. laughter cheers and applause just think how much better those jokes were if it was actually christmas right now. laughter the charges were actually filed on friday, but they
Sullivan theater colbert stephen hey cheers and applause hey, everybody please sit down welcome to the late show, im stephen colbert. Anybody did you catch that World Series Game . cheering i have been told its amazing. I didnt watch it because i was focusing on something else. See, its almost halloween and this year is going to be super spooky for donald trump because special prosecutor and offduty lurch, robert muller, Just Announced the first indictments in the russia investigation. And whos our first lucky winner . Its former Trump Campaign manager paul manafort, seen here looking innocent before proven guilty. I know its almost halloween, but it really feels more like christmas. Paul manafort, paul manafort, youre just the first of many five years in jail shall i sing to the feds . Trumpapumpum. laughter cheers and applause just think how much better those jokes were if it was actually christmas right now. laughter the charges were actually filed on friday, but they gave manafort