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Coast, 8 00 here in los angeles and this is americas late news fox news at night. [ speaking alternate language ] trace america appears to be in a standoff with its biggest middle east ally, president bind and is threatening to withhold weapons from israel and israel is now threatening to go it alone in their fight against hamas. Meantime the anti israel protests on College Campuses getting more absurd with Princeton University students going on a Hunger Strike than blaming princeton because they are hungry. And anti israel Student Protesters at George Washington University Getting a big outside boost. Police made 33 arrests there and only six of them were actually students. The Senior Correspondent dan springers live in seattle with the latest on the college protest. Good evening. That ratio of students to nonstudents is pretty typical. While we have seen some encampments taken down of the last week, others continued to grow and new ones are popping up. Here in seattle at the Universi
Exclusive video of Hundreds Of Migrant Storming the texas border and rushing the National Guard and this morning, we are learning all the charges against them have been dropped wait until you hear why. Todd plus growing National Trend that might impact your kid is the number of u. S. School districts switching to four day weeks despite due to Teacher Shortages. But a lot of parents giving a failing grade. We will show you the numbers. Speed two big numbers for President Biden and President Trump to square off on the debate stage. [applause] lets set it up right now, im ready to go anywhere you are coming a anytime, anywhere, anyplace, lets go, joe, list debate. Speed to win can we see them go headtohead . Joe concha will join us with his book thoughts. You are watching Fox Friends First im carley shimkus. Todd im todd piro elicited up on a friday but first Benjamin Netanyahu failing to defeat hamas with or without help from the United States after President Bidens arms ultimatum. Carle