Greg to still be doing this amazing, amazing happy tuesday, everybody how do you know when you have reached peak idiocy . We now need Diversity Guidelines for clearing land mines. It seems canada has just donated 4 million toward an effort to clear land mines, but in a genderinclusive manner. If theres one thing we can agree on concerning the war in ukraine, there simply isnt enough gender inclusive mine action, right . But lets be clear up front, anyone in charge of Clearing Landmines is way braver than i am. I can barely clear my driveway. If it is something you accept as your job, i dont care if you are white, black, gay, trans, or identify as a Cabbage Patch kid. Oh, look at that. [laughter] how did anybody like those dolls . Tyrus i never saw it either. Greg hideous. But its not about the dolls its about how dei and sanity has injected everything. He used to correct only the places where useless people where, like academia or media. But not airlines, medical school, and war, even
thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
i love you, too. i love you. and i love you. happy wednesday, everyone. so one of those stories you hear about a firefighter thr who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burnsemins down. that reminds me of joe and the border mof joe a. he torches the border and now we re supposed to trust the samee suppost th guy who sts raging blaze to put it out. out.you know, it s like believig o.j. when he said he was going to find his wife s killer. he s still looking. yes, he is. he s sti.so do we give him mores and gas or look for someone with a fire extinguisher r someon and a? pulse? that s the question joe biden asked america yesterda uestioy during a speech that reminded me of winston churchillreminded, py because winston churchill is also dead. hi all indications are this bill won t even move forwardll o to the senate floor. why? a simple reason. donald trump. hecause donald trump thinks it s bad for him politically. he d rather weaponize this
and i. that s all i can answer. you know what that means. likes welcome tonight s. like his books, people would love to see him the leatheple wm bound novelist and literary critic walter kerround.. and when life gives you lemons ,please squeeze it into his eyes. co-host of fox and friends eyes first time buyer. oh, she defies conventions extewears extensions. new york times best selling author and bouncers contributor kat timpbest-sf. and he has nightmares about chandelier. new york times best selling author. comediannew york who i get to be all right. before we get to some newe new stories, let s do this. greg s leftover me. it s leftovers. i read the jokes we did use this week. and as always, my fi it s my fit time reading them. so if they , we ll tie joe mackie s y suck to the back of a truck and drive away. it s too bad. enjoys i t. all right. the first one. ooh, a diaper spa in newhire hampshire is catering to adults where they role play as babies in diapers an
happy thursday, everybody. so sometimes the univers einsometimes the univers you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting jesse the 8 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micro. yes here s here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis.me if you ve never heard of them, here s a taste. the tonight, the united states killed the leader of isis. trump comes out of the situation room at midnight. he walks up and for the entire world at midnight just goes abu bakr al-baghdadi is dead. he died like a dog in front of of the whole world. abu, we can hear him crying ,said abu, don t let me tell you something. abu kraidy great, great. a bit. i wouldn t have crie quitd, right?ve crie baghdadi that s when we were all going. he s funny and he does trump better than alec. tha plus, plus, he hasn t shot anyone yet.. but what s special about gillis is that he beat cancel culture.e in 2019, he was hired as a cast me