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Satire has been given permission to publish all the news stories the rest of
Palatinate is too scared and has too much integrity to publish. That’s right, there’s another Billy B in town, but this is one I’m yet to publicly cry inside.
While my social life is on pause because of exams and a severe deficiency of friends, the ‘news’ keeps on rolling, so here are the headlines…
EU complains as Market Square Tesco queue reaches mainland
A spokesperson for the EU has aired their displeasure at the management of Market Square Tesco’s queue, which this week was forced to extend through the Channel Tunnel and out into the French countryside. ....

United Kingdom , Giorgia Laird , Ben Lycett , Alesia Fiddler , Square Tesco , Rhys Evans , It Services , United Kingdom Transport Police , Billy Bulletin , Market Square Tesco , Channel Tunnel , Lateral Flow Test , ஒன்றுபட்டது கிஂக்டம் , ரைஸ் எவன்ஸ் , அது சேவைகள் , சேனல் சுரங்கம் , பக்கவாட்டு ஓட்டம் சோதனை ,