i know, i know. i agree. i agree. all right, greg, greg, greg, it s friday. so, you know, that means let s welcome tonight s guest. his hair enters the 5e minutes before he does the host of jesse watters, prime timene author of the new book get itet together. jesse,her what he s got arms and steel and legs of titanium.x fox news contributor jenny, co, joe in college, she once experimented with the new york times best sellingbes drugs. this contributor gotelling a to when a tow truck needs a tow, they calffl new york times bet selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion r guy. right before we get too some new stories, let s do this greg s leftovers. all righty. it s the leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use thises week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so i wnews thif they , well, pug joe mackey by making him thk. jesse s boo so today is young as you feel day to celebrate president is planning a quiet dinner with his obam quieta to
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merry christmas, everyone. we are so glad that you are with us on this special morning. i m poppy harlow with phil mattingly. hope you re having a great holiday with your loved ones. merry christmas. i want to stay on the set. isn t it beautiful? they did a wonderful job. i know. we have a christmas tree. a fire. you re going to see it all here. we have some news. the iowa caucuses are three weeks away from today. we will highlight the key moments on the campaign and how they could shape the final months in the race for the white house. seasons full of strikes reignite the labor movement in america, from hollywood to the motor city. workers won pay raises and new protections. how technology could bring more change in the year ahead. as anti-semitism and islamophobia sentiment rises, we ll talk with faith leaders how we can find common ground. first, let s get a check on the morning s headlines. good morning, everyone. merry christmas. i m danny freeman. the
election to be completed within the next week. this will ensure that we remain on a path to deliver our fiscal plans and maintain our country s economic stability and national security. i will remain as prime minister until a successor has been chosen. thank you. the high stakes political scramble in britain to find yet another prime minister. i m brianna keilar with john berman this morning. liz truss stepping down after 45 days in office, her tenure the shortest at any prime minister in history. sending shock waves across britain and driving the tabloids into a dizzy. who will be the next prime minister? they expect to name a new prime minister by the end of next week. even the name of former prime ministers are being floated, remember what boris johnson said? the terminator quote he may have been looking for is i ll be back. let s go live to london and bring in max foster. quite a moment in the uk. reporter: absolutely. boris johnson definitely the words on everyone