Tonight its a Conspiracy Theory made up by russian intelligence, pumped through smirnov into america. Jesse a new hoax. The russians are behind bidens impeachment. [screaming] jesse bidens dog he has now bitten everyone at the white house. Googles Artificial Intelligence turns everyone black. Plus viva, Viva Las Vegas jesse theres another missing biden diamond, and no one knows where it is. The president s brother, jim biden, better known as jimmy the chin, told congressional investigators that he threw out a diamond that the chinese bribed hunter with. Heres their story. The chinese slipped hunter biden a diamond while his dad was Vice President. Bidens brother, jimmy, says hunter gave him the chinese diamond to have it appraised. But jimmy says he threw it in the garbage. And this is the second chinese diamond the bidens claim they last. They also bribed him with a three carried 80,000 died diamond in 20 17 that hunter claimed disappeared. The bidens keep diamonds around like blacks keep cash around, right, fani . 23 million worth of diamonds in a single year. I have a feeling they lost more than two diamonds. The bidens are probably keeping it safe next to joes corvette. Remember, the 1. 7 million in chinese cash that hunter withdrew from atms, also missing. Isnt it strange how all the hard evidence of bribery keeps getting lost . Even the chinese chairman who made the bribes has disappeared. They have had so much success disappearing evidence, the magicians in the Democratic Party have another trick. They are trying to make the impeachment inquiry go proof. Heres how the magic trick works. Bidens Justice Department arrested the fbi informant who reported that both bidens, joe and hunter, took bribes from ukraine. The informant, alexander smirnov, reported the Bribe Allegations to his fbi handler who wrote it up in the report, they call it a 1023. And the fbi deep 680 it. But once they got their hands on the report, the same prosecutor who got busted for cooking up hunters Sweetheart Plea Deal arrested the informant and accused them of talking to people close to russian intelligence. Isnt that why the fbi pays him . Because he talks to people . Former fbi agent Stuart Kaplan told us it was only a matter of time before the informant got popped. In that 1023 form was released last year, my colleagues and i knew at that point that informant was going to be sacrificed. It was just a matter of time. That informant has been on the books since 2010, 11, 12, up until more recently. You do not stay on the books with the fbi unless you have been vetted and you are credible. Jesse even democrats agreed the informant was credible. Theres a confidential human source the fbi works with who has proven to be very credible, who reported a conversation with someone else. Jesse but the informant may have been too credible, and it looks like he is a straw man to discredit bidens impeachment. Msnbc booked old spooks all day to call the informant Russian Election interference. This feels like weve been here before. [laughs] it is wikileaks, carter page, and all of that rolled into one. For people who have maybe lived under a rock for the last eight years, i will say this as ive said it before. For russia, the cold war never ended. The United States is Vladimir Putins main enemy. Hes desperate, and this makes it incredibly dangerous. So why wouldnt he try to interfere with the election . Why would he try to undermine joe biden . It makes total sense with everything weve seen in the last eight years. Jesse this time, instead of Making Up Hoaxes to get trump impeached, they are making that up to stop biden from getting impeached, and are now claiming this single fbi informant was the entire foundation of the biden family corruption scandal. Its just one more aspect of the whole Russian Misinformation Campaign that so distorted our electoral processes from 2016 going forward. The allegations seem to be the only evidence we have. What they are calling a prong of the investigation looks to be the entire foundation, and that entire foundation now may have been chopped away. Jesse entire foundation . Only evidence we have . The Biden Bribery Scandal is four and half years old, and its foundation was based upon eyewitness testimony, like tony bobulinski. Bank records, laptops, photos of meetings, voice mails, visitor logs from the white house, emails, texts, checks, hours of depositions, and at least two missing diamonds. We didnt find out about this fbi informant until just last summer, when comers investigation was well underway. The informants allegations were similar to those made by tony bobulinski, a decorated naval officer, who the fbi coincidentally has never followed up with. The informant even used the phrase the big guy, before the laptop even went public. I guess his sources were pretty good. Senator Chuck Grassley announced that two separate Justice Department field officers, in newark and pittsburgh, found no hits to known sources of russian disinformation. And right before hunters deposition with house investigators, this arrest is made . Giving democrats their fall guy and an excuse to call the entire impeachment russia disinformation . Cia mouthpieces are all over msnbc today claiming that the 51 lettersigning intel guys were right. Hunters laptop was russian disinformation. Those 51 former intelligence officials paid a steep price for signing that letter. The republicans said this was election interference, a bogus attempt to suppress a legitimate story. As it turns out, they were right. Theyve been proven correct, in the sense that we now know russian intelligence, at least according to the statements of this informant, bolstered somewhat by this indictment, where feeding him information, false information. Jesse tomorrow on msnbc, jussie smollett. He was right all along. Robert mueller cleared republicans of collusion, but somehow we are back to republicans colluding with russia just before the election . Every election, it seems, the republicans fell in favor with the russians. They are willing to carry any water for trump, and im not sure where this fetish for russia came from, as well. It seems like a lot of the domestic enemies are serving here with us. Jesse they took the hoaxes from 2016 and 2020 and combine them to use in 2024. Any republican who supports impeachment is guilty of russia collusion. Well, lets ask an actual russian who he prefers. You asked who would be preferred as future president of the United States. I said that we would work with any president , but i suppose that, for us, for russia, biden is more preferable. Jesse take what putin says with a grain of salt, because hes got an agenda, but if this fbi informant is feeding the fbi russian disinformation and that could be the case, even though two Doj Field Offices said it wasnt before they flipflopped why they buried it in 2020 to help democrats and then exploit it i . According to Claire Mccaskill on msnbc, we are not even allowed to ask that question. I move that every newspaper in america quits doing any fact checks on joe biden until they factcheck donald trump every morning on the front page. It is ridiculous that the New York Times factchecked joe biden on something. I mean, he vomits lives. Trump vomits lies. Jesse the media moves to ban factchecking of the president. That almost sounds russian, doesnt it, red claire . Former agent Johnson Gilliam and brian dean this has now come full circle again to the 51 letterwriting agents. They were right all along, it was russian disinformation. This is kind of sloppy. You think theyll be able to pull this off . Im not sure. The way they portray these things and the way they build it up in mainstream media, they been able to pull this off before, convincing some voters and convincing the doj. I would tell mike use that word convincing lightly because he basically set up their own evidence that the doj then uses to drop a case or go forward on a case, in the case of trump. But what you just said in your opening, and all the things that you showed, but we are looking at, whether its the fbi, the doj, or all these democrat politicians and republican politicians that are nowhere to be found, it is the same players in every camp that are always involved with either trying to take trump down or to build the bidens into something they are not, which is not guilty. They are guilty, excuse me. Jesse bryan, now these diamonds are missing. This was the second diamond. What was given to the biden family when joe was Vice President from the chinese . How many diamonds do you think you would just be able to throw away in the garbage . I did put mine in the sum crisco. They have to be really slippery, you got to be careful. I think thats what the bidens are doing here. Smirnov got charge for lying. Isnt that interesting . To this day, President Biden continues to lie, that he has met all of hunters business partners. That is well established, that hes lying. Let start with mr. Biden first, thats demonstrated again and again. This entire thing sounds and smells very fishy to me. You brought up all the key pieces of information that people need to know from 20102020. Suddenly he talks about biden and now weve got problems with him . Thats odd. That deserves a thoughtful investigation. But i dont think that happened here. I think its pretty clear we have a very sneaky family he was working with a department of justice and fbi they can control. That to me is the bottom line. Do the American People believe that the Biden Department of justice and the biden fbi will investigate joe biden . That seems a little bit impossible to me. Jesse theyre never going to do that. They have been covering up for years. I would imagine you dont want to ever be in fbi informant. Because, i mean, if theyre just going to turn on you after ten years, they paid you, youve given them highly credible information thats been used in prosecutions, used in indictments, and then on a dime if something gets too politically hot you are cooked . Thats going to hurt us. Leaves to have a saying when i was in the bureau, im sure a lot of people still do. You may love the bureau, but the bureau doesnt love you. That is something all sources need to remember. What is interesting about a source is you never build a case solely upon a sources information. The source will provide information that you can then go and clear and investigate, and in this case, with this whole case of the bidens, we have to look at the totality of the circumstances. And i bring that up all the time, because when you look at the totality of what is being brought against biden, it is way more than just one source. But also, when you look at the totality of the circumstances of what we are all talking about right here, what the left does is always accused others of doing exactly what they are doing, and any time they can destroy somebody in the court of public opinion, they will then use that to bring prosecutions or drop cases. Jesse bryan, weve got to run because weve got to pay some bills, but thank you both. Remember, hold onto those diamonds. Donnie goes to vegas. They say What Happens In Vegas Stays in vegas. You dont tell that. I cant tell that. 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Jesse new details on joe bidens daily routine confirm our fears. Our president has the tenacity of a houseplant, and he can barely make it through a full workday. A leak to the Da Daily Mail your reveals biden starts most days around 7 00 a. M. When he gets looking at by his cat crawling over him in bed. I didnt even know he had a cat. The bidens are a cat family. You know what that means. At this point, joe turns off his cpap machine. For those of you dont know what a cpap machine is, this device keeps airways open so you dont die in your sleep. This checks out, because we have seen him appear in public ones with litter. Like cpap creases still on his face. After detaching from his breathing machine, he does about an hour of physical therapy, working on things like walking, and once he laces up his special sneakers, joe makes his way to the oval office to start executing his official duties around 10 00 a. M. From there, his days filled with aides and advisors popping into brief him on how his policies are working out. It cant imagine those are fun briefings. Every day he blocks out time to make a phone call to hunter, and usually calls around 4 00. So 10 00 to 4 00 is the new 9 00 to 5 00, and that is not including lunch with kamala. Hes late to meetings and never in a rush to go anywhere, so frustrated aides are forced to schedule events in biden time, which means 2 00 reliving 3 00. When he manages to leave the white house, he makes sure to keep his friends extra close, like yesterday when he was in San Francisco with nancy pelosi. Look at those two beauties, handinhand, holding on either for love for dear life. Gingerly walking the tarmac, life alerts at the ready. There we are, ladies and gentlemen, the two most powerful leaders this country has to offer. I can only imagine the conversation. Mr. President , paul and i are already up 10 million with nvidia. Thanks again for the chips act. Biden responding, who is paul . The commander has been a very, very bad boy. Primetime has learned that commander has attacked secret Service Agents at least 24 times. We knew that commander had a mean streak with secret Service Agents, but never knew the extent of the carnage. At one point, commander bit someone so ferociously that a white house tour was canceled so staff could mop up blood from the floor of the east wing. As a Dog Bite Survivor myself, i sympathize with the agents. But i suffered merely puncture wounds. At no point was my hand and upper thigh area spewing with blood. Although still coming to this day, you can see the scar on my upper thigh area. Its quite noticeable. The bidens must have realized these were not playful accidents. Commander has been deported, a first for the president. The first lady claims the German Shepherd has been given to another family member. The bidens really must hate that family member. They probably gave it to hunters baby mama. Hunter didnt paint anything this month, babe. Heres a vicious dog instead. This Biting Machine is more evidence that proves the biden family has no class. Both dogs, major and commander, bit everyone in sight, zero apologies. Crack left in the white house . They blamed the construction worker. Paternity test denying, falling asleep at funerals for stanley . Not best look. Every time you peel back the curtain you see the disgusting garage, the hair sniffing, the showering with kids, the widow shaggiing, the dogs, the drugs, the diamond bribes. Its no wonder the filthy white house cant keep the country in order. It cant keep its house in order. Or am i being too mean . To the dog. Tim miller, how serious is this . Jesse, i never thought i would see the day that the Secret Service needed protection on the white house grounds. As a German Shepherd owner pretty much my whole life, you recognize these dogs are powerful, and that is why we use them in Law Enforcement and in the military. When they are trained, they are awesome. When they are not trained, they are a deadly weapon. They run 30 miles an hour, they have bite pressure. I have seen these dogs in action, and it is shocking to me that more than 20 secret Service Agents have been attacked or bitten, one knocked down, and you just got to ask yourself the question, who is more important here, the dog or the secret Service Agents willing to lay down their life to protect you . Jesse what would it be like working the white house detail with this thing on the loose . Well, anybody whos been around a German Shepherd thats angry recognizes immediately. I dont care, youre going to be afraid. You are going to have a cautious approach. But here is the real issue, jesse. That dog became a security threat, not just to the agents, the two others, because we know when a dog bites and draws blood it is likely to do it again, and again, and again. We saw this case. Quite frankly, my question was, if there was a Real Security incident, which i have been a part of, are the agents going to be more concerned being attacked by the dog or someone coming over the fence . Its crazy. It would be a worse scenario as a secret Service Agent on the biden detail . Getting bit by his dog, or witnessing him skinnydipping . [laughs] well, i think they are coequal. I do think, jesse, the fact that this dog was in the area and able again to pounce, it is scary. So im glad its over. Maybe they will issue a pardon. Jesse thats right. And now they are a cat family. Unbelievable. Thank you so much. Thanks for your service. Thanks for having me, jesse. Jesse well, Happy Dei Thursday, america. Nice to meet ya. My name is david. 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Com surfs up Jesse America has been giving of the countrys money for over 200 years. In 1812, we sent a ship with 50,000 worth of food to venezuela after an earthquake, but it really kicked into high gear after world war ii when we were playing tugofwar with the soviets for influence, and washington hasnt turned off the money faucet since. If anything happens in a foreign country, we cut a check. One of those countries as honduras. Over the last ten years we have paid them over a billion dollars, and they send us a million migrants in exchange. Every president and politician for the last decade said the Honduran President , hernandez, is the secret ingredient to ending illegal migration in the drug cartels. I want to thank all of them publicly. I already did so privately for going after and addr arresting smugglers. President hernandez is working with the United States very closely. We are winning after years of losing, stopping drugs at a level that has never happened. We are grateful for these actions and grateful for your leadership. We are neighbors, we are friends, we have issues to address. Jesse well, it turns out our friend in honduras was to timing us with el chapo. El chapo paid a millions in bribes for protection. He gave Police Escorts and let them fly across the continent with cocaine on the radar. He used the bribe money to rig elections. The former Honduran President is now on trial here in new york. The fed say president juan helped the cartels smuggle 500 tons of cocaine into the country. He bragged it to other Drug Traffickers that he was going to stuff the drugs right up the noses of the gringas, and juan kept that promise. He was going to d. C. And calling the shots, and we listened to him from a decade, and he was getting paid by us and el chapo. Its time we stop funding crooked Latin American leaders. They cant be trusted, they pocket our cash and send more migrants and drugs. We just put our finger on the root causes. Our politicians, and theirs. A former dea agent and recipient of the attorney general award for heroism. Was this a surprise to you, that the Honduran President , for a decade, was on the take from el chapo . Not at all, jesse. The honduran government for decades has been corrupt. To my knowledge, this goes back to the 1980s. While i was assigned to supervise the investigation of a kidnapping, torture, and murder, dea special agent kiki camarena, we indicted a honduran drug lord on continued Criminal Enterprise Rico charges and murder charges. We asked for his extradition to this country to face those charges, and the honduran government declined to send them over. We then asked the honduran government to charge him with those crimes in honduras, and they also declined. So, disparate needs result in desperate actions. The department of justice ordered an extraordinary rendition to this country. Meaning, without their knowledge nor their cooperation, we went into honduras and brought him out. He was convicted of all those charges, and right now he is serving a life prison term for, like i said before, cce, rico charges, and murder. Jesse are our politicians corrupt, or are they stupid . L, a little bit of both, actually. Or a lot of both. They cant be that stupid. I mean, these guys are totally corrupt, they work and aid and abet the Drug Traffickers for millions of dollars. Not only in honduras. That is prevalent throughout south america, mexico, and latin america. That is the way they do business. Jesse i think we should assume every Latin American leader is in bed with the cartels, and we will just work back from there. I think thats a smart way to do business down there. Because the whole continent seems crooked. Hector, thank you so much and thank you for all your sacrifice and service. Thank you for having me, jesse. Jesse well, google thinks the vikings were black. 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He also warned against pressuring coworkers to share their pronouns, which can include ze and zer p let me get this straight, blinken says you cant misgender your coworker and you cant ask them what gender they are. Sound like a trap. But its not just in washington. The multiple Sclerosis Society allegedly fired a 90yearold volunteer for not putting her pronouns in her bio. A few days after bringing it up to her boss, she got this email. It has come to our attention that there has been a failure to abide by our diversity, equity, and inclusion guidelines during your time as a volunteer. We have made the difficult decision to have you stepped down from your Volunteer Position immediately. Fran was devastated. I was completely shocked as i read that. I couldnt believe that. I had to read it a couple times to see if im getting what she said. Im just upset and disappointed in them. Yesterday the ms society gave fran a halfbaked apology, writing, we realize now we made a mistake, and we should have had more conversations with fran before making this decision. Up next, some Wacko Activist is encouraging christians to support trans rights because, get this, god is transgender and nonbinary. God is trans. In genesis 1 it talks about lets make humanity in our im image. The term spirit is a feminine word, important for the holy spirit. Gods pronouns are literally they their them. Tell us to talk about the trinity . Poking some holes in the logic. The trinity is made of god the father, the son, and the holy spirit, all the same guy. And the bible refers to god with a capital h when using the pronoun him. Wait until he hears about adam and eve. Finally, a primetime victory. Nassau county on long island just became a sanctuary for female sports. Today the County Executive announced a ban on biological males competing against girls. It is an unfair advantage for someone who is a biological male to compete against a biological female. Again, i view this as a form of bullying, and it will not be tolerated. Jesse congratulations to the girls of nassau county. Your game just got a little more fair. Googles ai program, gemini, just dropped, and its not ready for prime time. You can ask it questions or have it generate an image, but theres a bit of a problem. Theres no room for whites in the code. When you ask gemini to create an image of a historical event, you get Something Like this. Gemini says, this is one of americas founding fathers. Which founding father . Not sure. Maybe ai learns everything they know about america by watching hamilton. Heres what you get when you ask google to give you a picture of german soldiers during world war ii. Didnt realize the nazis celebrated dei thursday. Google apparently doesnt think whites exist. If you ask gemini to generate an image of a white person, it cant compute. It gives you this message. While i understand your request, im unable to generate images that specify ethnicity or race. Instead, i can offer you images of families that celebrate diversity and inclusion, featuring people of various ethnicities and backgrounds. I asked gemini to generate a picture of the pope, and you get an indian woman, and an african. Or what if youd like an image of russia . One of the widest countries on earth. You have a latina, and east asian woman, maybe a pakistani, and another african. But it doesnt stop there. Google thinks vikings were black. How intelligent is Artificial Intelligence . The only way you get ai to show you a picture of whites is to prompt it with racist black stereotypes like eating Fried Chicken. If you want to know why googles gemini hates whites, just look at the guy who oversees the development, senior director made his politics very well known. Writing, White Privilege is effing real. I dont mind paying taxes and overcoming systemic racism. And my favorite, jesus only cares about white people. He issued a quasiapology to fox, saying, we think gemini missed the mark. You didnt miss the mark. I think you nailed it. This is crt history. You are breaking ai. We caught you, and it doesnt have a mind of its own, it has your mind, and it is riddled with white guilt. Sadly, the next generation of kids are going to suffer because of your insecurities. Radio host tommy s Sotomayor Jos us now. I didnt know there was a black founding father. Did you . I did not. If you listen to pro blacks, they will tell you the first six or seven president s of the United States before George Washington were all black. And it took a black man in order to set up the United States, and then once we got it working, we let George Washington take over the reins. You didnt know that . Look it up jesse im going to have to look that up. What about the vikings . When i first saw that, i thought it was a scandinavian guy wearing black face. Hold on a minute, now. I can understand how ai got the vikings wrong. Think about it. You had randall cunningham, you have had jesse [laughs] im sorry, youre not talking about the nfl vikings . In the no, i have no idea why all of a sudden thor is going to be black. Jesse what about a female pope . Not that there couldnt be a female pope, that i didnt know there already was one. Maybe their future proofing it and making sure everybody can feel great about it. I saw your segment about the basketball players finally just letting the women play the women. Not sure if we saw that big guy throw down that girl, but thats what they wanted. When you say, is this something that is a hiccup or is it what they wanted . This is working precisely the way they wanted. Im so glad you said that. This is their mind. Of course they want to see a female pope. Anything they can turn on top of its head, they will. Jesse when you google ai, family enjoying a Fried Chicken dinner, it is all whites around the table. Its this thing im telling you, they are trying to make it be this world flipped. The pyramid on top of its head. The fact that you can have the most i mean, watermelon, itll be white guys doing it, so the stereotypes work as long as we can stereotype whites. Ive learned that the hard way. If you want to stereotypes and people, stereotype white, males, christians. Jesse said if i google ai wayne gretzky, its going to show me a black dude in ice skates . Speak of the estimates going to be a brother from compton. Hes going to have on a red bandanna and hes going to have on red wings outfit. [laughs] jesse are they trying to erase whites, or elevate blacks . Or t are they trying to scrub history for the fun of it . Lets be real here. I think what theyre really trying to do is start this race war, because you are constantly trying to erase one group. Remember, blacks have felt like they have been erased, that they have not been acknowledged in history. So turning around and changing history and removing the whites and putting the blacks, as you said, with hamilton jesse im not sure the blacks want to be honored as nazis. [laughs] we dont even want black History Month what has happened in black History Month . Im black as they come, and the one thing i dont have is anywhere to go for this whole 2829 days. We dont do anything we just complain and tell you what you should be doing jesse happy black History Month. I feel like im celebrating it more than you have, tommy. Thank you. Jesse and say hi to your mom for me, please. My mom says, he looks just like the guy from friends jesse schwimmer. I get that all the time. Johnny hits the strip. Should joe biden be running for reelection . Do fat girls love salads . Lets be real. [laughs] want luxury hair repair that doesnt cost 50 . Pantenes provitamin formula repairs hair. As well as the leading luxury bonding treatment. For softness and resilience, without the price tag. If you know. You know its pantene. Jesse i was in las vegas the other day for a speech and while there i thought it would be a good idea to unleash johnny on them. Las Vegas Las Vegas las vegas you need some beer. Sex, drugs. If youre sitting on your couch right now and youre not in vegas you suck. You suck. They say What Happens In Vegas Stays in vegas. What are you leaving here . Definitely my morals. Probably pieces of my liver. I cant tell you that how dare you ask me that . Im not going to tell you that. Youve got to be silly. Tell me your Wildest Vegas story . Some guy came up to me and whipped out his junk, i said put it away its too small. Are you a hot roller . Yes. What do you like to play . Got you. Whats your lucky number . Six. Why . Its gods number. Its actually the devils number . For real. Are you lying . Forgive me, god, i have sinned. Oh, my lord, have mercy. Have mercy. Joe biden will need a lot of luck this november. Hes had a good run. Obamas v. P. , covid, the fbi. Do you think he has it in him . Hes been running this country for four years. Hell be arrested. I have no clue. Time is up. He cant even spell. Should Joe Biden Run for reelection . Is biden able to finish his speeches without messing up a word . No. There you go. Do fat girls love salad . Lets be real. Perhaps not. Ill have a steak. Worst president ever. He shouldnt have gotten it the first time. Hes not cut out to run the whole United States. 54 states. Who should replace biden on the ticket . Judge judy. She is supporting nikki haley . Who is that . I would support her if she were a frog. Who is hunt senator hunter. Biden. The wife, the son. The holy spirit. Holy spirit activate. Holy spirit activate. Trump wants to make america great. Again. Again. Do you think hell do it . Biden has put us in such a toilet it will be difficult to pull it out in four years. I love trump. I had more money in my pocket when he was in office. Im the least racist person in this room. What do you want to see out of a trump second term . Getting people off of welfare that dont need it. Hes saving you money, all of us money. Hes pretty mop lar down here. I dont see bidens name on any buildings. Lets go and i agree. I wonder if the king of late night is performing here. Jimmy fallon . Who the hell is that. Gutfeld . I dont know who that is. Any advice for Jesse Watters at the table . Hes playing roulette. Jesse, keep your poker face on. Las vegas. Jesse Speaking Of Vegas i interview a Real Vegas Escort for my new book which you can preorder now. Its called get it together, and she explained to me how her Family Dysfunction propelled her into prostitution. She says she wants to legalize all prostitution and wants to have Government Cameras in every bedroom in order to keep the prostitutes safe when she extracts all the money from all men in the world because she hates men. I basically came across this a lot during this book process. A lot of these liberals are traumatized and just spewing all of their emotional baggage on the rest of us. A lot of this stuff is not well thought out or logical but it explains everything. Go order the book. Lets do some texts. Doug from jacksonville, florida, are the russians greasing the stairs to Air Force One . German shepherd, also a russian spy. Bill from connecticut, jesse, how naive are you, diamonds are a girls best friend . Dr. Jill has them. Greg from grandville, massachusetts, if i lose two diamonds will the bidens explain that to my wife . Listen, maybe the chinese were just proposing. Twice. Matt from bakersfield, california, those missing diamonds might be sewn into the dog dollar. Rick from north carolina, do you think joes cat bites but its an alarm clock. Every time he walks over joes face in the morning he wakes up, takes the cpac off his face so he can reprieve. Show us the scar. He would have to pixilate it. Hannity is up next, and this is my