Thursday, April 4 Pitt police reported nothing in the crime log. Friday, April 5 Pitt police issued one citation for defiant trespass at Sennott Square. A student reported their laptop missing at Lawrence Hall. A campus security authority reported a drug law violation and issued three student conduct referrals at Litchfield Tower C. Saturday, April.
The editorial staff is pleased to present a topic nobody saw coming a topic we have been debating and brainstorming for well over a week. Dear readers, we are so incredibly ecstatic to present to you the sex lives of Pitt buildings!