All right. All right. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. M i love. I love. Me too. Hashtag happy tuesday, everyone. Lets get started. This w this week is National Brain injury awareness weeeek, or as joe calls it, every week. Former White House Press secretary jen psaki is under fire for claiming joe biden. Didnt check his watch during the Memorial Services fortch du soldiers killed during the u. S. Withdrawal from afghanistarinr in 2021. She was right. U. S. Giden wasnt checkin watch. He was just surprised at those weird things at end of his arms called hands. D an Stormy Daniels actually wore a bulletproof vest to Donald Trumps hush money trial, which is weird because shes uset prd to taking shots to the face that back, hey, we aint playing tonight. But to make her feel at home,hoe a member of her Security Detail saw the vest and crumpled a 20 bill into it. Four years after joe biden picked Kamala Harris as his vp, hes still mints, mispronouncing her. Its contagious. He he said
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Step against hamas at this hour. The idf confirms it has taken over control of the gaza side of the rafah border crossing. It connects the war torn territory to egypt. Officials say the operation was very precise and very limited, and say it was only in specific areas of eastern rafah. This is the first significant military action israel has taken in that part of the enclave, where more than a million palestinians are taking refuge. Israel claims the gaza side of the crossing was being used for terror activity. The idf says hamas fired mortars toward israels border from the area of the crossing over the weekend. Four idf soldiers were killed, several others were hurt. Israel says the operation is not yet over. 20 hamas militants were reportedly killed today while israel was taking control of the gaza side of the crossing. Three Terror Shafts were also apparently found in the area, and many questions still remain right now. And right now, its not clear if humanitarian aid is still being
Midnight here and campus chaos continues, you are looking screen right at a live shot of the campus of ucla, where Hundreds Of Police Clad in riot gear have been massed for several hours now, apparently waiting for the final order to go in and dismantle the encampment. Set up almost a week ago by propalestinian protesters. But as yet, they have not made the move. On the campus itself is our correspondent, bill melugin. He has been there for hours now. Bill and as we watch and wait, bill, i wonder if you have noticed any change in the posture over the last couple of hours or are we simply where we have been with the Skirmish Lines and no movement . Jonathan, good evening to you. I can tell you its gotten eerily quiet. All the protesters behind us, hundreds of them have stopped all their chants. They had been chanting for hours, free palestine, free palestine. Now its kind of quiet and eerie, and you get the sense that it could potentially be the calm before the storm. If police do end u
Right every is everyone eve welcome to a very specialfillin edition of. Gutfeld. Im dana perino filling in for greg, who i hear is off hidingif jesses hairpiece somewhere. So today is email day and some americans are Celebrating Delet by deleting themin. Today is also spanishs als language day. And to celebrate, a confused President Biden is plannino g to address the nation in french. Actor Michael Douglas says joe biden is, quote, sharplas as a tack. Well, heres the tack. Streaming service, cnn plus, f which operated for exactly one month in 2022. It might be a comeback. Talk about a twice baked potato. Ilhan omar, his daughter complains homeless and brokeafte after getting kicked out of college for her antisemitic views. Even worse now, she cant to g get her uncle a gift for fathers dayr. And finally, according to a new study, many seniors think 75 is the new 60 five, while others think 150 is a new 120. All right. Lets get to the monologue. Solethe. He i saw this over the weekend. A