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did not touch the woman. i am not willing to risk my job over any patient. that s why we want one we only want one just give me so long to 2010 ah, the duet of regret from the folks over at jibjab. you got to love that one. next week we ll have the quotes of the year, a lot to choose from. we were just discussing all the things to choose from, between antoine dobson, the guy from jetblue who slid down the plane and the don t touch my junk guy at tsa and the airport. lebron james taking his talents to south beach. so many. we ll see which ones we choose. when we return a world news now christmas tradition. ride on a santa s storybook trip that s out of this world. that s next. write-along santa book story trip that s out of this world. that s next. sapphire preferredase
likely the work of anarchists. two embassy workers were seriously injured when they opened the packages. miguel marquez reports from rome. reporter: the first bomb exploded around noon. an embassy employee opening a small package about the size of a video cassette. the bomb detonated in his hands, badly injuring him. the second bomb, a couple of hours later. a similar package, this time the chilean embassy. again, the only person injured, the mail room worker opening it. u.s. authorities say no suspicious packages were found at its embassy in rome. bombings are similar to others across europe. last month in athens, greece, crude package bombs were sent to the swiss, russian, german, bulgarian, and chilean embassies. none of those bombs caused injuries or major damage. but these package bombs come at a sensitive time for authorities here. like the u.s., countries across europe have remained on high alert, concerned about suicide after mumbai s holiday attack on busy streets.
jqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjqjx a throne for the tv. room for movies. your workout gear. non-stop football. it s a man cave! the boys next door will never leave. who says we want them to? oprah: with jane fonda here, we just had to pull out an old favorite of ours. we put up a picture of a co-star i can only do this with famous people like yourself and you say the first thing that comes to your mind, ok? don t even think about it a lot. all right? oprah: ok? first picture. there we go. sexy. [laughter] oprah: ok. next picture. brilliant. oprah: yes. brilliant. brilliant. she did her first movie with me. julia she was in julia. you wouldn t have recognized her. oprah: really? oh. oprah: all right. next. laughing. laughing. if you spend a day with dolly if you come to the end of the day and you haven t the kind of laugh that makes you cross your legs. oprah: yes? she makes sure it happens. oprah: ok, next. jennifer? smart street smart. oprah: street smart?
this became a huge youtube. internet sensation. antoine dobson. his claim to fame is he gave this ridiculous interview to a local news crew after a serious incident, his sister in a rough neighborhood in his town, he gives the interview to local crew. make the youtube, the gregory brothers do this crazy song, whatever. now his 15 minutes of fame is carrying into an actual commercial. he is now the pitchman for this reality sex offender tracking application. are you still hiding your kids, your wives and husbands. help is on the way. antoine for the sex offender tracker app. that s right. antoine is bringing in the money with the sex offender tracking application. which apparently is a real app, he extended his 15 minutes fame, from the original story, his family made enough money to move into a better house in a better