One of the democrats who will be leading impeachment hearings this week, congressman jim himes is joining us then you know her from pitch perfect, shes here with a new movie for disney plus Anna Kendrick is here cheers and applause also on tonights episode, dead people are sending texts, gendee who wants to buy the white house. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Today is veterans day, a day when many take a moment to celebrate heroes who have put their lives on the line to fight for their country. But for those actively serving, another reason to celebrate. The marines are ending their twoyear ban on umbrellas. All marines will be able to carry umbrellas while wearing dress or service uniforms, must be small, black and carried in the left hand to allow for a proper salute. Trevor the marines can now use umbrellas. I didnt reis there was a no umbrellas rule for the marines. Makes sense, because if you have an umbrella and youre a marine and it flips inside out youve gone from badass
Jon thank you my name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, a gentleman by the name of tom cruise will be joining us, because some people named cruise have the balls to come do this show. cheers and applause senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of air force one while he has it. President obama became the first sitting president of the United States to visit ethiopia. He traveled from his fathers homeland kenya. Jon fathers homeland ha ha hmm his fathers homeland, the place where his phat was born ill suspect some of my critics back home are suggesting im back here to look for my birth certificate. laughter jon well that stole a lot of the joy
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Class nosel noCC 01701 q erikErik 6, Geico 5, Jenny 5, Kellyanne Conway 3, Andrew Santino 2, Verizon 2, Erik Griffin 2, Eddie Ferrero 2, Bruno Mars 1, Palin 1, Jenny Degrino 1, Ben Affleck 1, Youtube 1, Guantamno Bay 1, Bellamy 1, Spain 1, Africa 1, Rosie 1, Francisco 1, Alaska 1 Network Comedy Central Duration 00 29 00 Scanned in San Francisco, CA, USA Language English Source Comcast Cable Tuner Virtual Ch. 745 Video Codec h264 Audio Cocec ac3 Pixel width 1280 Pixel height 720 Audio Visual sound, color