Tonight are americans abuse the social safety net . And i can be the one that loads them not social safety canon . Then controversy at the miss America Pageant, miss north dakotas talent was fracking. And my guest Andrew Bacevich is a retired army colonel who believes in mandatory national service. I will dodge the interview by fleeing to canada. laughter npr is cutting its staff by 10 , so engine enjoy this edition of wit wait, dont fire me. This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everyone. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen good to have you with us, in here, out there, all around the world. Thank you so much. Happy anniversary, nation you may not remember but i do. Five years ago today Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy triggering the worst Financial Financial crisis since the great depression. Bet you all had forgotten. But i even got you a cake. There you go. I
Now folks, it feels like only yesterday that banks were taking unethical risks with everyones money because they were also doing it yesterday. laughter but america is defined by its resilient resilience. No matter what mistakes we make, we pick ourselves up, we dust ourselves off and come together with the courage to deny that we ever made a mistake. cheers and applause these people get it its like that old saying about whatever it is you are supposed to do with history, i forget. The point is americas economy is back. The dow is reaching record highs. The Housing Market is rebounding. The Auto Industry exists. And even young people are finding good jobs in construction. And folks, this is good for everyone. As they say, a rising tide lifts all boats. Also, buy a boat or youll drown. Because 9 95 of income gains since the recovery have gone to the top 1 . But i know, i want to cheer too. laughter but dont fret not rich people. You will get your share because our economy is like a pyram
Jon thats our show, join us tomorrow night at 11 00, here is your moment of zen. Its been a good couch. Right, whss left of it but its out with the old, in with the new, steve, ready . You know what, this is tonight are americans abuse the social safety net . And i can be the one that loads them not social safety canon . Then controversy at the miss America Pageant, miss north dakotas talent was fracking. And my guest Andrew Bacevich is a retired army colonel who believes in mandatory national service. I will dodge the interview by fleeing to canada. laughter npr is cutting its staff by 10 , so engine enjoy this edition of wit wait, dont fire me. This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everyone. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen good to have you with us, in here, out there, all around the world. Thank you so much. Happy anniversary, nation you may not remember but i
Jon thats our show, join us tomorrow night at 11 00, here is your moment of zen. Its been a good couch. Right, whss left of it but its out with the old, in with the new, steve, ready . You know what, this is tonight are americans abuse the social safety net . And i can be the one that loads them not social safety canon . Then controversy at the miss America Pageant, miss north dakotas talent was fracking. And my guest Andrew Bacevich is a retired army colonel who believes in mandatory national service. I will dodge the interview by fleeing to canada. laughter npr is cutting its staff by 10 , so engine enjoy this edition of wit wait, dont fire me. This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everyone. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen good to have you with us, in here, out there, all around the world. Thank you so much. Happy anniversary, nation you may not remember but i
Now folks, it feels like only yesterday that banks were taking unethical risks with everyones money because they were also doing it yesterday. laughter but america is defined by its resilient resilience. No matter what mistakes we make, we pick ourselves up, we dust ourselves off and come together with the courage to deny that we ever made a mistake. cheers and applause these people get it its like that old saying about whatever it is you are supposed to do with history, i forget. The point is americas economy is back. The dow is reaching record highs. The Housing Market is rebounding. The Auto Industry exists. And even young people are finding good jobs in construction. And folks, this is good for everyone. As they say, a rising tide lifts all boats. Also, buy a boat or youll drown. Because 9 95 of income gains since the recovery have gone to the top 1 . But i know, i want to cheer too. laughter but dont fret not rich people. You will get your share because our economy is like a pyram