Russian president , vladimir putin, said today that people who spread fake news about donald trump are worse than prostitutes. He quickly added, did i say prostitutes i meant bank robbers. Its so weird tyat i said prostitutes, ha ha ha we have the tape. [ applause ] today today was first Lady Michelle obamas birthday. And for the eighth year in a row [ cheers and applause ] for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited joe biden blew out her candles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new poll, obamacare is more popular today than at any point since 2009. Well, lets be honest. Obamacare isnt exactly the hottest thing at the bar. But its almost closing time. [ laughter ] donald trump accidentally tagged the wrong ivanka when tweeting about his daughter yesterday. [ laughter ] he also got his son erics twitter handle wrong. [ laughter ] [ applause ] golf digest magazine released a special issue today, featuring donald trump on the cover with the title golfer in chief. Meanwhile, Hil
Russian president , vladimir putin, said today that people who spread fake news about donald trump are worse than prostitutes. He quickly added, did i say prostitutes i meant bank robbers. Its so weird tyat i said prostitutes, ha ha ha we have the tape. [ applause ] today today was first Lady Michelle obamas birthday. And for the eighth year in a row [ cheers and applause ] for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited joe biden blew out her candles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new poll, obamacare is more popular today than at any point since 2009. Well, lets be honest. Obamacare isnt exactly the hottest thing at the bar. But its almost closing time. [ laughter ] donald trump accidentally tagged thwre ong ivanka when tweeting about his daughter yesterday. [ laughter ] he also got his son erics twitter handle wrong. [ laughter ] [ applause ] golf digest magazine released a special issue today, featuring donald trump on the cover with the title golfer in chief. Meanwhile, Hil
Russian president , vladimir putin, said today that people who spread fake news about donald trump are worse than prostitutes. He quickly added, did i say prostitutes i meant bank robbers. Its so weird tyat i said prostitutes, ha ha ha we have the tape. [ applause ] today today was first Lady Michelle obamas birthday. And for the eighth year in a row [ cheers and applause ] for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited joe biden blew out her candles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new poll, obamacare is more popular today than at any point since 2009. Well, lets be honest. Obamacare isnt exactly the hottest thing at the bar. But its almost closing time. [ laughter ] donald trump accidentally tagged the wrong ivanka when tweeting about his daughter yesay he also got his son erics twitter handle wrong. [ laughter ] [ applause ] golf digest magazine released a special issue today, featuring donald trump on the cover with the title golfer in chief. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is fe
The official twitter account for the Republican Party yesterday, tweeted a fake Abraham Lincoln quote. Okay, yeah, i i knew that didnt look right. [ laughter ] President Trump today held a press conference with canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau. Just look at those two. It looks like a debate between a snowboarding instructor and a ghost that drowned. [ laughter ] trudy and the beast. [ light laughter ] President Trump today, spoke on the phone with the president s of nigeria and south africa, and i just pray that before those calls, someone told him how to pronounce nigeria. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow is valentines day, and to celebrate, education secretary betsy devos, made her own candies. [ laughter ] President Trump will reportedly have lunch with Chris Christie tomorrow. Just a salad please, said christie, when asked if there was anything on the menu he didnt want. [ laughter ] apples stock hit an alltime high today, and i think i know why. [ light laughter
The official twitter account for the Republican Party yesterday, tweeted a fake Abraham Lincoln quote. Okay, yeah, i i knew that didnt look right. [ laughter ] President Trump today held a press conference with canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau. Just look at those two. It looks like a debate between a snowboarding instructor and a ghost that drowned. [ laughter ] trudy and the beast. [ light laughter ] President Trump today, spoke on the phone with the president s of nigeria and south africa, and i just pray that before those calls, someone told him how to pronounce nigeria. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow is valentines day, and to celebrate, education secretary betsy devos, made her own candies. [ laughter ] President Trump will reportedly have lunch with Chris Christie tomorrow. Just a salad please, said christie, when asked if there was anything on the menu he didnt want. [ laughter ] apples stock hit an alltime high today, and i think i know why. [ light laughter