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darren: whoa. oh, man. anthony: getting a buzz? darren: my whole mouth is numb. i gotta do something about this. totally high off of that thing. anthony: ah jeez, just stepped into a fresh loaf of shit. right here, yeah, that s good. darren: oh, jeez. that s a serious distance. anthony: the rules are simple. shoot your arrow the length of one and a half football fields, high in the air, in this case across the east-west highway, all the way, hopefully, into a small target. anthony: good luck with that. you need a .50 caliber to hit that target. darren: i could barely see it
bhutan is a very devoutly buddhist country. and in such circumstances, i always do my very best to be respectful and restrained, shying away from my usual toilet humor. anthony: never in the history of television has a host faced a greater challenge. how to talk about what s happening without well, without making the obvious joke. anthony: god give me strength. as we wander through the valley of the low-hanging dick jokes. anthony: i m trying to be respectful of a five-century religious tradition here. anthony: for centuries, bhutan has celebrated the, um, phallus. anthony: i m not sure about the teeth. darren: this is the necklace ones. anthony: i m trying to think of a circumstance you should wear that around your neck. anthony: you see them everywhere here. anthony: oh, jeez. it s a cock-alanche. darren: you could make a chess set out of them, though. anthony: really, my dick takes your schlong. now that s a little, that s darren: that s making a statemen
totally high off of that thing. anthony: ah jeez, just stepped into a fresh loaf of anthony: ah jeez, just stepped into a fresh loaf of shit. right here, yeah that s good. darren: oh, jeez. that s a serious distance. anthony: the rules are simple. shoot your arrow the length of one and a half football fields, high in the air, in this case, across the east-west highway, all the way, hopefully, into a small target. anthony: good luck with that. you need a .50 caliber to hit that target. darren: i could barely see it flying through the air. can you see the arrows? anthony: no. whoa, close.
anthony: you see them everywhere here. anthony: oh, jeez. it s a cock-alanche. darren: you could make a chess set out of them, though. anthony: really, my dick takes your schlong. now that s a little, that s darren: that s making a statement of some sort. anthony: yeah it is, it is. darren: all right, i m going to go for the sad one. and you re going for sort of anthony: sort of a rainbow. rainbow dick. i want to see this appearing on the budget by the way. darren: exactly, how do you write this off? do i add a little tip? anthony: can we have a bag? can i pass this along? i m not walking around with this. you know what i mean, i m holding two i feel like i m darren: so when are they tell me what they represent? anthony: uh, embarrassment. anthony: all this is the legacy of drukpa kunley a llama and holy man who lived 500 years ago, and spread the tenets of buddhism, along with