Sadly it was sold out like i am. then the boomstick burger two feet long filled with nolan ryan beef instead of hotdog. what todd? that s a direct quote, todd. it s nolan ryan beef, two feet worth. it s burger instead of hotdog topped by chili cheese onion rings and jalapenos greg: jesus. tyrus: that and your vagina record, you re going to have a good time. greg: how about bathrooms do they have in that stadium? will: a lot and not lines very civilized. greg: that s interesting because a lot of that stuff would go right through me. will: yeah. so what do you pick? greg: i d definitely go with the burger. i would shove that down my throat so fast. will: as opposed to two feet of nolan ryan.
greg: i want two feet of nolan ryan s meat right down my throat. i might not even chew. . tyrus: it s my fault. greg: tyrus? tyrus? tyrus: send your hate tweets to me, america. well, this one in boston this made me think of kat. so there are no boston markets in boston. greg: oh, wow. tyrus: so if you re looking for rotisserie chicken and remnants of thanksgiving, do not look in boston for boston markets. you have to go to the outskirts of boston to go to as about ton market and i m going to say probably not take that trip. greg: why s it called boston kat: the company is so lost without me. tyrus: little asterisk kat used to work at boston kat: yes i did. tyrus: so you won because they are out of boston. greg: there she is. [cheers and applause]
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greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice way of saying fat. plus-size. a study from the american society for micro biology finds that new york city rats can carry the covid-19 virus. which is in addition to rabies, herpes and switch blade knives. an avid marathon runner admitted to pooping her pants because she didn t want to stop
The law with this specific issue. none of them are focusing on this specific except for maybe stormy which is personal for her and i can understand that. but i think to deny that it s political is political because this is an untested legal theory. it s a coincidence they re trying it on this guy? you re admitting there s all these things you hate about him and that s why they re trying it on this guy. so i just think that s a fact. greg: yeah. i think what we re seeing is a consistent pattern in targeting people. it s so funny, too, i know we ve got to go but this week you saw matt taibbi on the left and trump on the right being targeted by the same engine and it shows you it is not left versus rightnessly it s inside versus outside, the establishment versus the renegade and i know my renegades. all right up next, he called himself ma am to prove women s sports are a sham. make.? .everyday products. .designed smarter.