cool, right? coast to coast with stories that matter most. you re watching local news with nine-time emmy award winner chet van jansen. and now here s chet. greg: yeah. it s local news. a segment where each guest has to share a real news story from wherever they re from and then i vote on the winner and that person gets a chance to inspect michael moore s moles. that s delicious. all right, todd, you go first. todd: breathe easy jonathan the husky will be able to attend the final four after all. initially jonathan husky was not allowed to fly on the plane because he was too big to fit underneath the seat which we all know is your preferred form of
show how unfair it is for biological males to compete against women and boy did he competing in the bench press silfverberg easily beat the old record by nearly 100 pounds which converts in canadien currency to one crate of maple syrup. several are held by a woman who used to be a man. this is that lifter. standard bench in power competition for women, i literally don t understand why it s so bad. my son, he weighs 45 pounds, his max bench is like 33. i m legit seeing some women in competition who are doing something like 50 pounds, and i just don t understand it. greg: that person was actually there to watch her records get crushed. so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, how
i was in high school gym, this is a true story in high school gym we did a weight lifting portion of gym class and they had to create a whole new like routine for me because i couldn t lift the bar up. greg: could you lift up a bar now like the basic bar? you probably couldn t kat: i don t think i ve gotten stronger. i mean, i don t think i could. i don t want to try. i m older now. greg: my break something kat: might pull something. greg: yes. kat: okay, so this beautiful lady beat the record of the other woman who was born a man. greg: right kat: who has the vagina record? greg: i don t know. that s a great point. kat: i kept waiting for it in the segment and this person with a vagina lifted this much. i think that should be more easily accessible information. and is that what they re going to have to call it the vagina
coach jim laganella and you focus on dan hurley s boxers. greg: i think it s weird a typical guy. that s the excuse why i m not changing my boxers. come up with something more creative. kat, what s going on in michigan? kat: okay, not much. so i m not from cleveland, but i decided to pretend to be from cleveland because this bus driver is no longer a bus driver after this. greg: why, what happened? kat: we have a video, yeah. i m sick of you i m sick of all of this [bleep] i m done with it. emma going to start kicking some serious [bleep]. do you hear me? yes. my butt s going to be so far up your [bleep] it s going to [bleep]. i m done with you. greg: tell me, what happened? who is this? what s going on kat: to be clear that was a school bus driver, no longer. but i think that she has like a career elsewhere, you know?
you know? did you ever notice that? kat: did you ever hear of dogs fighting. it s also why they can t take over because they can t communicate with each other. greg: do you remember espeare, nto? anybody? audience? thank you. have her taken out. esperanto was a universal constructed language pushed by william shatner who actually made a movie in all espeare, anto called inching bus. roll it. [speaking foreign language] greg: she s beautiful. will, i just wanted to play that. will: that s awesome. i never heard of that. greg: you don t know it will: no. greg: there s albums books and maybe 30 thousand people. will: just invented his own language. greg: yeah. he didn t do it. will: he should have. you have to have basic level