this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
Vacationing real estate agents. very strange. anyway, do you agree that this is a political persecution? do you have any new thoughts on this matter? will: wow, that s a challenge, new thoughts because everyone said everything i m going to say about this. greg: exactly. will: i think that maybe the most useful thing to do is step outside of ourselves here and hear it from the other side and what they re saying is, quote, unquote, no one is above the law. greg: right. will: what they fail to recognize is that alvin bragg is beyond the law. this is a misdemeanor charge which stats statute of limitation expired four years ago so it has other motivations. the new thing to your challenge is that of nancy pelosi. it is a easy to laugh it away as a statement of an old lady but it s not it s the philosophical underpinning of not just the last five years get trump he s guilty find the evidence later but it is how they view the justice system guilty until proven innocent. greg: todd
Lifting alpha male. so thank you, sir, for your feminism and hopefully we have more men who go, you know what? you re not going to come in here. maybe we need a couple male swimmers, former olympic athletes, come over just for the meets that she s in just to level the playing field. greg: exactly. tyrus: i m pretty sure she won t want to compete anymore because, just like when she competed at 80th place, if that s even a thing, and then hopped over. so maybe she ll hop back. greg: kat, you are obviously a fitness icon. [laughter] greg: you must have a message for canadian female power lifters everywhere. kat: they see me as an icon. greg: i m sure they do. tyrus: she s wiry. greg: wiry. you hold a record just sitting on a bench kat: actually, actually when
We knew the law wasn t perfect but we all believed this was the american system and it was better than any other. i would like to go to bed tonight and say that that is the case but if we re in a world where political prosecutions are allowed and allowed to go if you should and potentially lead to a victory for alvin bragg that is extremely concerning. and i know trump loves to throw that line out there if they can come for you they can come for you. that s real. remember, he was a president and look what they re doing. greg: that s true. i would like to go to bed with halle berry. tyrus, the last time we had a political witch hunt it was the impeachment and covid just had a two or three month head start. thinking about this week and we have all of these techno in other words telling us to worry about ai. tyrus: right. greg: and instead our entire media has to focus on this thing and i have a feeling that our robot overlords are smiling. tyrus: i mean i m dying. they got me.
Right. actually you corrupt old bat it s not on trump to prove innocence in his legal system it s on prosecutors to prove guilt. but that may not a apply to show trials like this or to comments from a woman who was born before the magna cart a. i wonder what old joe thinks about this. oh, no, no. look, look. i m going to keep saying it. i believe in the rule of thumb, right? the rule of thumb. i mean the, the thumb of law, the rule of law. come on. and it s like nancy pelosi said, you re guilty until proven innocent all right, that s the way our country works. and so this guy s got plenty of time to prove he s innocent before he s president again. no he s not president again. i m president again. i m president now right? am i? yeah, i m president now. so what are we talking about here? greg: meantime [cheers and applause]