mika, you need to buck up. i know you think this story has no purpose other than keeping sarah palin s names in the headlines for another news cycle. i know you think she has nothing to offer the national dialogue and her speeches are coated talking points mixed in with words picked up at random from a thesauras. i know you think her reality show was pathetically unstatesman like and at the same time i know you believe it represents the pinnacle of her potential. and that her transparent desperation to be a celebrity so completely eclipsed her interest in public service so long ago, that there would be no journalistic integrity on reporting on one of the lesser kardashian s ass implants.