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ever pants on. happy thursday, everyone. yeah. yay! all right, let s do some jokes. or we call them jokes during. a state dinner wednesday, the japanese prime minister quotedstate star trek telling e house guests he hoped japan and the us, quote, would boldly go where no one had gone beforen ,to which biden replied, thank you, mr. sulu, but joe agrees. bold boldly gone where no one has gone before, even pohind the plants in the oval office. hey, folks, a loops a lot of alo joe biden, paul simonperfor to perform at the dinner. that is one of her favorite artists. she has a lot in common with simons in com. she also had a less valuable. partner like. i know you guys don t know simon garfunkel. you why am i explaining this to you ? while arriving at the white house for the state dinner, hillary clintoouwhile e whitn bf to admire a portrait of herself hanging on the wal admirl make a she loves to admire thingss o she s hung hung. i love that. i m not getting tha ....
i know happy wednesday, everyone. and so on this day in 1912, i the titanic set sail for new. let s take a moment to remember the captain biden. welcome.im japan s prime minister to the white house today. evidentl to the y were some awkd moments when joe kept asking him fot asr the number three wis a side of eggrolls, hug and his japanese is not even chinese. i figured i d point that outl in an effort to appeal to gent o z. mattel is updating scrabbl ae si to include a no scoring option after research revealedg that young people are. on hearing that mattel is revising scrabble include noo scoring. people are now asked to call it soccer incscoring . a united flight bound for seattle had to divert to dallasa after a dog in first class. apparently, a blind passenger thought they wer e indian food. oh, i m racist. and say say setting the tone. oh, this is so bad. a man in south africa committed suicide by enticing a cobra. bt bite him rather than serveha a long pr ....