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putin knows z knows our allies ,that joe biden, america s commander in chief, is in serious mental decline. and everyone saw what that looks like last night. now, this is not a political debate. it is factual certainty. no amount of briefings by staff, his press office, his lawyers will convince voters here or leaders in other countries that biden himself is in charge. now, someone over at the white house is making the big and it ain t this guy. i mean, i m an old man and i know what i m doing. and the president put this country back on its feet and my memory is fine. now, 67% think we re on the wrong track. i m right back on track. all right. they sent him out last night to try to reassure the country . but it just confirmed what everyone knows initially. the president of mexico city did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get. i talked to i convinced him, open the gate. okay. mexico is not egypt. and egypt is not mexico. but we re al
thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
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happy wednesday, everybody. so don t look now. d but the metoono movement is bace but this time, what s being attacked isn t womenme. nu it s academic integrity. and once again, we look to harvardegrity that devry of e east. they don t know who to pariahs. trust me, that joke worked in the meeting. jerry in charleston, the chief diversity officer atust me univ. has just beent accused of roughlybe 40 instancs of plagiarism in her ph.d. dissertation. a si add in this single academicng paper she in her career, therere would be more accusations of plagiarism. but she was too lazy to write more than one fake paper. which begs the question, who was the last persos too n te an original idea at harvard? john adams . hn adams al gore. barack obama. you know, barack must sweating right now. not for plagiarism. he just ate a really dog. swe oh, good. now, charleston s husband is also a professor and according to the reports, her one publication even ripped ofr onf research that he