Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
And tonight, a new chapter in bidens illegal immigration s crisis. People from haiti. They are now appearing off the Coas Gration M Haitt of florida, Incg One Group on a Boat Stockede Gr with firearmous drugs. Governor ron desantis will join us to respond. But we begin with our top story out of Fulton County, georgia, ourtonight where disgraced antitrump District Attorney Fani Willisti Trum Haw turned the Atlanta Court system into nothing but a jokthe. Onigt now, today, the Superior Courtin judge in this case, scott mcafee, all but Accused Willis of lying, corruption and frankly, gross o this conduct. He slammed the, quote, financial of impropriety surrounding her illicit affair and comingling of finances with the outside counsel counse that she hired with hundreds of thousands of dollare hires of Taxpayer Funds to help prosecute. Of course, donals tod trump. And now he called her bizarre outburst during testimonyssiona unprofessional. He accused both willis and her lover, nathal n wad
That was really good. Oh, yeah. All right. Its friday, so you knowat what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Letshes the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. D oh, said the guy. Benson show guy benson. If only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. Werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. Lo shes like a pothole. When shes on the street. People are always trying to avoid her. New york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. And finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep. New york times best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. All rightr bar. All right. Before we get to some newdo thi stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. We had its leftovers where i read the jokes. We didnt use this week. E and as always, its my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. All right, so during the state of the union thursdayp night, President
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy tuesday, everybody. You i love every one of you. Almost too much. All right, lets get started. Dylan mulvaney is trying Dylarom Chfrom Trans Gender Influencer to stand up comic after the budweiserr you fiasco. You got to admit, that takes. I know where this is going. Oing a government sponsor report says the Country Shoul D move quickly to prevent Artificial Intelligence from Making Humanityi from extinct. Y which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes, and after. But stupid. Gut the u. S. State department paints an alarming, a alarming picture of the catastrophic National Security riske pas posed by rapidly evoli a. I. Y evbut one man says, i wouldnu worry too mucht it about it. New Research Found that 74 of teens feel happy when they dont have their smartphones on hand. The other 26 are tied to a Workbench In Beijing and. Work for apple. Yes. Makes you thin applek four astrs return to earth with spacex. Six on tuesday. Two and a half year mission at
For his own actions. Mr. Lity for. Enough is enough. Innocent americans are dying and you only have yourself to blame for your oath of office. Reverse your policiereverss ends crisis and stop the suffering. Sadly, we know that President Bidens failures dont stop there. His t start his Reckless Spendg our economy into a hole and sent Cost Of Living through the roof. F liviwe have the worst inflatin in 40 years and the highest Credit Card Debt in nations history. Let that sink in. Hardworking families are struggling to make Ends Meetilies Arstrugg today. Age and with soaring Mortgage Rates and high childcare costs, theyre also struggling to how to plan for tomorrow. The American People are scraping by while President Biden proudly i proclaims that biden nomics is working. Goodness you. Bless his heart. We know better. Ill never forget stopping at a gas station in Chilton County o one evening. G the the gentleman working the counter told me that aftertu retiring, he had to pick up a job a