. yes. everybody. happ yes. all right. tuesday, tuesday, everyone.iron so environmental activistsment t are pushing to make it legal to turn human cadavers into, compost. now, after all, it s okay to turn them into presidents. terrible joke. in a recent post on abc s keith olbermann expressed hope that donald trump gets wantssinated. although if trump wants his career killed, he should hire olbermann s agentd . where is he? lawyers for donald trump say it s impossible for him to post the $460 million bond imposed by a state> why yo. after all, this is new york.dgef if he wants to be releasedte without bond, he should try killing somebody. new data from the fbi claims that the us crime rate is dropping. let s look at this graph while stab you.making a florida bartender is making headlines for her. $30 hurricane shot, which is aad shot of liquor by a slap in the face. i don t know whi why not just by an $8 shot and tell some chicks he s fat? a sexist would say yes. i that
welcome to hannity this monday night. wow. a lot of news tonight. tonight,annity , joe biden repoi anxious and angry over his reelection prospects. why in poll after poll after poll? well, donald trump is beating the current president demographically. joe is losing huge parts of his base. g hu he s losing huge numbers with african-americans, hispanicgeumbers americans, peo, suburban moms. they re leaving him. and now democrats, the biden campaign, the mob and the media, they arthe moe all despee and i mean desperate. now, some would even say that, well, the left is bracing for a political bloodbats brach whih is why they are desperately now praying that donald esperate trump spends the next 231 days in courtrooms all across america. in the hope, said joe biden s weaponized department of justice biden s, help joey w the day. but whatever you do, just don t the day.call it a bloodbath or democrats, they will accuse you of fomentingl ac violence. the same people that said, t
. greg: t thank you. oh, it was for everybody. happy wednesday, everyone. so too big surprises. o donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gop s presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. politico is reporting that biden s advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. onderwearh, i know who writes filth. you do. filth?i know. scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas wooly mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoth s distant cousin. it s not fair to pachyderms.ogiz i know that would apologize to the wooly mammoth. hong kong s newest superhero is an animated called . after speaking of animated turds. not we didn t even writen a punchline. a spring breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on fox and friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on fox and friends
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yes. yeah, yeah, yeah. happy tuesday, everybody. you i love every one of you. almost too much. all right, let s get started. dylan mulvaney is trying dylarom chfrom trans gender influencer to stand up comic after the budweiserr you fiasco. you got to admit, that takes . i know where this is going. oing a government sponsor report says the country shoul d move quickly to prevent artificial intelligence from making humanityi from extinct. y which is why i ve created a robot that pokes holes, and after. but stupid. gut the u.s. state department paints an alarming, a alarming picture of the catastrophic national security riske pas posed by rapidly evoli a.i.. y evbut one man says, i wouldn u worry too mucht it about it. new research found that 74% of teens feel happy when they don t have their smartphones on hand. the other 26% are tied to a workbench in beijing and. work for apple. yes. makes you thin applek four astrs return to earth with spacex. six on tuesday. two and