“Trawling through Facebook is bad enough, I can’t hake any more.” Jason Lowe: “Should have battered him.” Marcus Broom replied to Jason Lowe: “ There’s a time and a plaice for jokes like that.” Antony Begley: “Looks fishy to me.” John Percival: “Sorry, this is not the time or plaice for jokes.” “He was seen heading off in the direction of Tesco’s on a motor-pike.” “Wonder if this will make it into the ‘scales’ of justice.” “I hope the police find him before he gets battered by the shop owner.” Dale Cox: “OH MY COD” Kevin Lloyd: “Robbed the plaice.”