Adding, honestly, i thoinht he was already ail. [ laughter ] at a campaign rall last night, President Trump predicted that news outlets will be out of business once he leaves office. Why, are you going to run them [ laughter ] secretary oftate mike pompeo has canceled a trip to greenland to return to washington to deal with tensions with iran. Iran i didnt even know we were in tensions with iran all i knew was we were in the middle of a constitutiwaal crisis, a trade with china is wreaking havoc on the stock market, north korea is launching missiles and all cable news is talking about is the freakin royal baby [ laughter ] iran [ cheers and applause get in line. Nc pope francis has ann new rules designed to change how the Catholic Church deals with abuse accusaons. And not 2,000 years too soon [ laughter ] [ applause ] former Trump Campaign chairman Paul Manafort was disbarred in washington, d. C. , today. Anwhile dis barr somehow still gets to be a lawyer. [ laughter and applause wheel of fortune will air its 7,000th episode tomorrow its been on the air so long, this was their first puzzle. [ laughter ] ahead of the Boston Red Sox championship visit with President Trump today, the white house misspelled the word sox in an announcement detailing the teams arrival even worse, this is how they spelled it [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause okman in idaho recently bra Guinness World record after putting 100 lit candles into his mouth at the same time on the downside, he completely ruined grandpas birthday. [ laughter ] today was billy joels 70th birthday so congrats to the original avenger, piano man pcpc thats right. Today was billy joels 70th birthday his party will be at 9 00 on a [ light laughter ] this is the face of grman who res that theres a third joke about billy joels birthday [ laughter ] is it going to work . In is he goto win them back or are they going to keep going worse . 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[ laughter ] no seth we got a great show for you guys tonight she is starring in and making her directorial debut with wine country, whicis in select theaters now and available to stream beginning friday on netflix. Amy poehler is here, everybody [ cheers and applause the one, the only. And we have a surplus of legends for you tonight. Gu because our other t is a worldrenowned psychosexual therapist and the subject the new documentary, ask dr. Ruth, which is in select theaters now and available on hulu beginning june 1st dr. Ruth westheimer is here. [ cheers and applause so my goodness, my goodness, you are here on a good onege before we to our guests, the president is lying about the Mueller Report as his son don, jr. Is facing a congressional subpoena for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth last night, President Trump held a rally in florida where he once again lied about special counsel Robert Muellers report, whichat established thrumps campaign had links to russia and benefited from russian interference in the election, and that trump repeatedly tried to obstruct the investigation. Remember i mean every time we talk about this story, i have to restate those basic facts, facts that would, in a sane world, dominate nths if not years. Scape for because everyone keeps forgetting them. And im not blaming anyone its just too much keeps happening. While we were talking about the Mueller Report, we found out that trump lost over a billion dollars in 10 years. This [ bleep ] is distracting. [ laughter ] its like going to book club where everyone read a different book, they all talk at the same time, and instead of rose, people do uncut cocaine whe skrillex pla [ laughter ] we cant focus ] [ applause but the report was incredibly damning for trump. For one thing for one thing, the report was 448 pages p if you went to aentteacher conference and the teacher said, let me get your sons file, and it was 448 pagesthat kids going to military school [ laughter ] but trumps been lying about it, and he did so again last night when he claimed the report exonerated himan he also claimed that if he had investigated anyone in the crowd for two years, he could have found crimes in their backgrounds, too dha you see what just ened, by the way no collusion [ cheers and applause no obstruction, no anything. Two years on a witch hunt. I could have gotten anybody in this audience, i could have found something on you seth wow, that is an interesting new political strategy [ laughter ] accusing your own supporters of being criminals. Ho hed start calling people out like an insult comic check out that lady r u telling me youve neve passed a bad check look at her. [ laughter ] big old fraud face. For obvious reasons, trump wants to move on from the Mueller Report as quickly as possible, which is why hes waging a war on congress to stop them from reading the full unredacted report and all the underlying evidence trump islso refusing to hand over documents and telling former aides to defy subpoenas he is fundamentally lawless, which is not surprising, because the guy has spent his whole life getting away with stuff. If you lt work every friday early to go golfing with kid rock, your boss would be like, youre fired. And also, kid rock plays golf . [ laughter ] seems like a bowling guyac in at his rally last night, trump referenced a tweet he had retweeted suggesting thao he should get two years added on to his presidency, and in the process of attacking the media, doubled down on the joke. They are a bunch of fakers. Theres no question about it but you know, in six years, the are ing to be out of business, folks. [ cheers and applause they are all going to be out of business now, if we want to drive them crazy, ill say in 10 years, theyll go crazy see, he is a despot. He is a despot well, 10 or 14 lets see. Whatever we like, right . There will be headline tomorrow donald trump wants to break constitution. Seth you dont get credit for predicting headlines that you created. [ laughter ] you cant rob a liquor store and then say, watch the mediaoh tomorrow will say,he robbed a liquor store [ laughter ] he ad a gunhe was waving it around [ applause ] the Mueller Report it just came out tee weeks ago and trump already wants to cover it up and move on in fact, trump is now citing executive privilege to block the release of the full, unredacted report and all the underlying evidence and yet, he also keeps claiming that the report he doesnt want anyone to see exonerates him and he did it again during an event at the white house this afternoon. The report comes back, its perfect. Its beautiful theres no collusion nobody even talks about collusion. Do you know i havent heard the word russia in a long time theres no more talk about russia what happened to russia . The russian witch hunt they dont talk about it because it was so on collusion, which, by the way, is by far thats the big deal. cause it was all about russia so i havent heard the word russia. They dont use the word russia anymore. Seth just because you dont hear the word russia, doesnt mean no one else uses it for s e thing, all you watch i fox news where im pretty sure they pretend russia doesnt even exist. When they anow a map of europe asia, they replace russia with a graphic that says, what about hillarys emails . [ laughter ]te and yet no mat [ applause ] no matter how much trump would like to move on, the investigation is very much not over in fact, we just found out yesterday that the Senate Intelligence committee, whose chairman is a publican, had subpoenaed donald trump, jr. To come back in and testify again about some of the details in the Mueller Report d speaking to reporters today, trump made clear he was not happy about that i was very surprised to see my son my son is a very good person, works very hard. The last thing he needs is washington, d. C. I think hed rather not ever be involved i remember he said to me a long time ago when i was thinking about runnin dad, if i can help, let me know. Its not my expertise. Seth heres my question. What is his expertise . [ light laughter ] because its definitely not business, politics, speaking, spelling, writing or standing. I mean, look at this [ laughter ] why [ applause ] why does this whole family stand like a bunch of weirdos . Don, jr. Looks likes hes recording you with a secret mic strapped to his chest. [ laughter ] couldou say that a little uder and closer to my nipples [ laughter ] so the meeting did take place . [ laughter ] so trump and his son are both mad about the subpoena in fact, cnn reported that one option trump, jr. Is considering in response to the subpoena is to invoke his fifth amendment riotts and another is just n to appear at all and if that happens, one should enforce the suba byey any means necessary. If donald trump, jr. Defies the subpoena, he ought to be jailed seth wow, i do not think don, jr. Would fare well in jail i mean imagine his hair with only prison shampoo [ laughter ] so we just gothrhe Mueller Report t weeks ago and were still waiting for the full unredacted version as well as all the underlying evidence now is when the congressional ho response sd start, not stop. And yet, republicans want to declare the whole thing over ani move on as qckly as possible r robert muelwitch hunt found nothing. And they were trying mueller is done. Its over. T its not even working about anymore. Im done with it im not going to do anymore enoughlready its over. The special counsels finding is clear case closed. Case closed. [ laughter ] seth its really funny when the least interesting man in the world takes that long a dramatic pause. [ laughter ] he sounds like a ghost drifting away in a graveyard. Hi ho. [ laughter ] mcconnell also said in his speech that he wanted to finally end discussion of the russia investigation once and for all thats what i want to discuss this morning russias interference in american eltions, the work of the special counsel and the attorney general, and how we can finally end this groundhog day spectacle. Seth this isnt groundhog day. Every week we find out something new. If anything, we have too much information. Following the latest developments in the ruioia investigatis like trying to piece together the plot lines of the last 2marvel movies. Okay, so that guy told that guy to fire that guy but he said no and told that other guy he was going to quit so he wouldnt go to jail, like that other guy who share polling data with that guy or that one lawyer who s lying out that other lawyers deal with that other guy. And despite all this, youre telling me paul rudd hasnt aged a day this whole time . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the evidence is plain as day its right in front of us. In fact, this week hundreds of former prosecutors signed a letter saying trump would have been indicted if he werent the president. The letter is a nuanced,um indepth legal argt, but it can basically be summed up in two words case closed case closed. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with amy poehler, everybody [ chrs and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Curity for the little ones inside. 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For more information, follow him on instagram phdfish and his website phildfish. Com. D onrums, phillip fish fisher, everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you for a great week wonderful having you here. Our first guest tonight is an emmywinning comedian and f actress you knowm the hit comedy parks and recreation, and such films as mean girls and sisters, as well as her work on saturday night live. She directed and stars in the wonderful new film wine country, which is in select theaters and streaming on netflix tomorrow please welcome back to the show, one of the best, our very good friend amy poehler, everybody. [ cheers and alause [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, old friend hi, honey h seth it is it is so lovely to be here have you here. To be here with you. Yes seth yeah. [ light laughter ] im so excited. I love fishbone. Seth there you go. [ cheers and applause we try to make it we try to make it as nice for you as possible thank you so much for tending to my musical needs. Seth so you flew into town how was your flit into new york it was good, but have you guys seen this movie i wanted to talk to you about. This has nothing to do with what im promoting. Seth okay, gotcha. Have you seen this movie free solo . Seth i havent seen it[ eers ] yet, i know what its about. Yeah what not a fan . Of climbing things without any ropes . No [ light laughter ] it should be called white nonsense, this movie. [ laughter ] seth okay, gotcha. I was i was watching the whole time i kept being like, he must have to do it for some reason. Like, if he if he free solos this, somebody lives [ laughter ] and it was seth or theres something at the top he nds or, he needs it seth like the like the antidote yeah, like right. Seth yeah. [ laughter the cure for something. And instead its just like its something he wants to do. Like he has to do it [ laughter ] i was like, what . And i was like i wish they just interviewed an expert that was like, oh we just checked facts and figures, and he doesnt have to do it. [ lauger ] and then, everybody should go home he doesnt have to do it i mean, it is on the plane i was just watching going, ugh [ laughter ] oh what seth cause i feel like a lot of peoe have been inspired this film free solo. Okay, its the same people that do marathons. Seth yeah. Which [ laughter ] seth okay. Which, i know you did a marathon seth i did run a marathon. Yeah and we all know because you told us. [ ughter ] cause everyone whos am i right . [ applause ] everybody everybs running a marathon talks about like, im training for the marathon. Seth yeah. Like, the marathons almost here. Seth yeah. Like, come watch me run the marath. [ light laughter ] and its like, you dont have to run it. [ light laughter ] nobodys making you. Youre not being chased. [ light laughter ] seth did you were you nervous . Did it make you anxious watching free solo or were you just frustrated no, cause it was like its like, people that join cults. Li im , well, whatever, dude. [ laughter ] like i mean, like it was like everyone was like, oh i mean, at the end of th day, ijust something he has to do. And i was like, no, it isnt. [ laughter ], i kept yellio, it isnt. Seth you must have been nice to sit next to on that flight. Yeah. Seth yeah. It wasnt great i seth ent i know you were looking forward to hearing what the royal babys name is gonna be yes seth and then its archie. Its archie, which is great rc seth and you have an ae. I have an archie. [ audience aws ] i know seth were you happy about the overlap . I mn, i [ laughter ] i