musical guest walk the moon, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1018. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: woyo thanvery much, everybody. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots, right there, everybody. e e roots. [ cheers and appla well, you guys, bernie sanders n haunced that he is running for president. [ cheers and applause ] although, at age 77-years-old, he isn't so much running as he's slowly wandering for president. [ laughter and applause ]th 's right. at age 77, bernie is the only candidate who tossed his hat and his teeth in [ laughter and applause ]th i sa bernie first announced that he is running for ver -- i saw that bernie first announced that he's running for president on vermont public radio at 6:20 a.m. [ laughter ] it was a huge shock to the three people listening to vermont public radio at 6:00. [ laughter and applause ] they couldn't believe they were next to each other. th kitchen.in the same >> steve: merl. >> jimmy: hey, merl. you're here? >> steve: merl, get in here. >> jimmy: i am in here. [ light laughter ] but within hours, his campaign raised more than $1 million. [ cheers ] bernie a much money, that he spent the rest of the day attacking himself. [ laughter ] he's like, "you need to take the money out of my campaign!" [ laughter and applause ] some more campaign news. yesterday democratic candidate kirsten gillibrand was speaking at a bar in iowa. did anyone s this? if not, she was in a bar and she was speaking. she's running. and not see her.as there to watch this. >> i don't think you can back t ay from the bold ideas t the base and the grassroots care about. >> sorry. i sorr just trying to get some ranch. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on. that's my steak, baby. >> jimmy: come on. i'm just trying to get some ranch. that's all. [ light laughter ]ke she's "look, your election is in two years. i need my ranch now." [ laughter ] okay? come on. "keep talking. yeah. yeah.ta i'll don't worry about it. i'm not worried about it. i got to get my ranch." >> steve: momma needs her ranch. >> jimmy: thla's the best. hter ] well, there are already more than ten democrats running for president. and i read that some of them ta haveed trying to dig up dirt on each other. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yep. there's a lot of rumors going around about the candidates. for example, there's a rumor going ound about elizabeth warren that says she told the cashier at ikea that she was 1%wedish to get a a discount on meatballs. [ cheers and applause ] do you believe that? i'm not saying it's true. it's a rumor. >> steve: it's a rumor. >> jimmy: could you believe cais type of stuff? >> steve: no, i ot. >> jimmy: well, here's john delaney. what they're saying about him is that he is one of the mice nd from "ella" that turned into a human. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: look at my face. i'm in shock. >> steve: that's shocking. that's shocking. >> jimmy: here's kirsten gillibrand. >> steve: right. t >> jimmy: why're saying about her is that she's the top-selling real estate agent in the tristate area five years running. [ cheers and applause ] someone said they saw that was on the back of a park bench. ons he back of a bench by a stop they saw that. the rumors. >> steve: i need my raahh. >> jimmy: [ laughter ] yeah, that's all well and good. i need my ranch. laughter ] oh, man. >> steve: the mayor of hidden valley. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: not bad, dude. not bad. and finally, finally, there's julian castho right there. 're saying he goes to bars and tells people he's a a betterooking jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] he is. he is much better looking. some more news. last nig, president trump gave a speech in miami about the situation in venezuela. but he had some trouble saying the word venezuela. listen to this. >> a few weeks ago on nuary 23rd, venezuela's [ laughter ] >> steve: oh my. >> jimmy: a few weeks ago, s velliams -- [ laughter ] a few weeks ago, vanilder -- [ laughter ] and get this, in honor of next's week's summit, a barber in vietnam is giving free hair cuts in the style of trump and kim jong-un. barber came up with the idea after realizing that he's really badt cutting hair. [ laughter and applause ] he's going to look like that anyway. so, yeah. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: i saw that tomorrow, president trump is meeting withl the chan of austria. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. which can only mean that we're two days away fr apologize to the people of australia. [ laughter and applause ] "i love australia. austria. i love it. i want to meet a kangaroo. [ laughter ] and the cast of 't sound of sic.'" ♪ the hills 's he big story. 16 states are now suing trump after he declared a national emergency to get mon his wall. well now, trump is getting back at somof the states by filing lawsuits against them. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: check these out. fir t up, trump sued hawaii putting pineapple on pizza and acting like it's normal. [ laughter and applause ] come on. nobody -- it's not normal. it's not a pizza. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: next up, he sued colorado for giving utah and wyoming a contact high. [ laughter and applause ] n t, he wanted to take rhode island to court for not really being an island. fake news. [ laughter and applause ] rs steve: wow. >> jimmy: and of c trump sued new mexico for obvious reasons. [ laughter and applause ] listen to this, guys. facebook ceo mark zuckerberg and his wife want to end all y diseasese end of this century. [ applause ] sure. when he heard that, the ceo of tinder was like, "yeah, we'll see about that." [ laughter and applause ] don't touch me. check this out. the heiro baskin robbins is walking away from the company so he can promote healthy living instead. but this is annoying, before he left, he sampled all vors. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: he's one of those guys. [ applause ] he's one of those guys. "can i try the vanilla? thank you very much. [ laughter ] are you sure this is seven bean? i only taste six beans. [ laughter ] there's the seventh. i like it now. i want to get a smoothie instead. soy." this isn't good, guys. over a dozen people in san diego had to be rescued after they got sck on a a gondola at seaworld for four hours. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: when they heard that, the whales at seaworld were like "oh, wow. [ laughter ] trapped for four hours. [ applause ] trapped, huh? four wholeours? yeah, wow. sounds terrible." get this, guys researchers say that they've created artificial intelligence that's so good at xting, that it's too dangerous to be released. it even knows how to play with your emotions, like making you see three bubbles come up and then never sending anything. oh. [ laughter and alause ] evil evil robot. and finally, i read that a a "golden girls" themed cruise is setting sail next year.rs [ ch oh, yeah. dude. this girl was just like, "what?" tilaughter ] that's the best re i ever had. [ laughter ] that's right. it's a whole cruise celebratingm horny gr or as that's also known, a cruise. [ laughter and applause ] that's what a cruise is. like i mentioned, guys, bernie sanders said today that he is running for president in 2020. he aounced it in a video tha he released this morning. take a look. >> and now, a message from bernie sanders. >> hello. i'm bernie sanders. [ laughter ] and i'm yelling for president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i'm running and everyone's talking about it. i've been trending all day on the tweeter. [ laughter ] hash brown bernie sanders 2020. i came to this decision this morning at 6:20, while eating dinner. [ laughter ] our country faces manyroblems right now. human jobs are being replaced by artificial intelligce and robotics, which is very troubling when so many of us still can't gure out what the hell alexa is. [ light laughter ] >> i can't understand what you mean. >> alexa, go away! [ laughter ] you witch. [ laughter ] dozens of my fellow democrats t have already announced t they are running, but i'm asking you to support me. i have the most experience. literally, i am older than all m 20 of ombined. [ light laughter ] most people who run for president don't understand the constitution. understand it, because i was there when we signed it. laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] since i announced my candidacy, i've bn flooded with messages of support. some would argue i'm as popular as ariana grande. in fact, just the other day, she tweeted, "asking what soup you would be if you were soup." if you were soup. ariana, i am soup.ra i'm liy 90% chicken noodle from country cart deli in burlingn, vermont. [ laughter ] , ll be campaigning on sma individual contributions. i need bernie bros in all e zip codes. but i've already gotten supportr metamucil, white, untouched sneakers and those tennis balls that you put on the bottom of walkers. [ cheers and applaus i] the fawe need to get rid of donald trump. i am serious about that. at's why i am speaking in all caps. [ laughter ] we need change. and that's why i'm asking you tolect me, the guy who did this three years ago and lost. [ laught ] thank you for listening. i'm bernie sanders. i got to pee. [ cheers and applause ]. no that's not my campaign slogan. i actually -- i -- i actually gotta pee.st >> i can't undd what you are saying. >> shut up, alexa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think he's got a a real shot. >> steve: wow. that's great.wa >> jimmy: hoit -- cold out. you guys cold in the audience? >> audience: yes. jimmy: freezing outside today. man, oh, man. i walked my daughter to school today. about halfway through, i really thought about just, like, kind of letting her go herself. [ laught ] >> steve: she's got to grow up sometimes. >> jimmy: figure it out. i go, well, we've done it so many times. i mean, she's 5-years-old, yeah. [ laughter ] time to spread her wings, you know, and just see. of course, her hair was wet. [ laughter ] >> steve: well, did she have a a hat? did she have a hat? >>t immy: yeah. m not going to get the hat ruined. i left it at home. >> steve: okay. [ laughter i walked my son to school today. >> jimmy: you did. >> steve: it was super cold. yes. very cold. >> jimmy: it w cold, huh? >> steve: yeah, all the way to nyu. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: still have to walk him. >> steve: yeah. ah. he's 1 [ laughter ] i didn't let him wear a coat. >> jimmyyou didn't let him wear a coat just to teach him a a lesson. >> steve: just to teach him a a lesson. >> jimmy: and his hair wasn't wet. >> steve: no. jimmy: but you poured a diet coke over his head. [ laughter ] >> steve: exactly. i poured a slurpee on him. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh.d en apologized to him. >> steve: yeah. i said, "sorry. but you have to get tough." and i kicked him out of the car, and i drove. >> jimmy: oh you're in a car? >> steve: yeah, yeah. i'm in the car by him, watching, i don't want something to happen. watching him all the way to school. >> jimmy: as he's walking. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you're in a car? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter and you roll it down, you go, "hey, it's dad." and he goes, "hey." and that's wn you threw the urpee on him? >> steve: exactly. [ laughter ] yeah. kid's got to learn, man. >> jimmy: he got to learn, metime. man, come on. he's 20 something years old. >> steve: he's 20 something. >> jimmy: 29-years-old he's going to nyu. >> steve: yeah, 30-years-old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's 45-years-old.ig what's theeal, man? >> steve: he's 46-years-old this kid. >> jimmy: dude, the guy's 7-years-old. he's running for president. [ laughter ] >> steve: and he announced at 6:20 in the morning. where is my ranch? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, it's time for our latest installment of "tonight shew polls." re we go. ♪ tonight showpo s ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmythis first poll i asked, "what are you most excited about for 'game of thrones' coming back?" 10% said, "epic dragon battles." 10% said, "the love story between daenerys and jon snow." 80% said, "paung the show to try to remember who the character is, because it's been six years since i saw them." [ laughter and applause ] this poll i asked, "how do you feel about bernie sanders running fopresident again?" 45% said, "i support him." 54% said, "i think therere better candidates." hillary clinton said, "pass the popcorn." [ laughter and applause ] this poll i asked, "are you addicted to alexa?" 10% said, "no." 90% said, "alexa, am i addicted to axa?" [ laughter and applause ] next i asked, "how do se weight?" 59% said, "cardio workouts." 49% said"weight training." president trump said, "by making my doctor lie." [ laughter andpplause ] that's the best way to do it. >> steve: yeah, that's the best way. come on. add some height. >> jimmy: "just move it that a a little bit that way." >> steve: "just move i way." >> jimmy: "all right, you're 123 pounds." >> steve: "there you go." "d>> jimmy: this one asked you think it's okay to bring support animals on a plane?" 40% said, "sure. 5% said, "it's kind of weird." 55% said, "how is a peacock on a plane okay, but i still can't bring a freaking tube of toothpaste?" a [ laughter alause ] this peacock next to me. this poll said, "what do you do when your chips get caught in the vending machine?"id 50% "bang the side." 49% said, "try and knock it loose with another bag." president trump said, "declare a national emergency." [ laught and applause ] "where is the red button? there is no d button?" when they asked, "what is your favorite girl scout cookie?" 10% sa, "thin mints." 10% said, "tagalongs." 10% said, "trefoil" 10% said, "really, trefoils?" 10% said, "yeah, trefoils." 10% said, "okay, dude. lljoy your trefoil." 10% said, "oh i 10% said, "wait, are trefoils the ones that are really thin and taste like mint?" and 10% said, "no." then 10% said, "oh, never mind." [ laughter and applause ] this last poll asked, "how do you unwind after a long day at work?" 40% said, "take a warm bath." 50% said, "have a class of wine." white house staffers said, "fill a bathtub with wine and drink my way out of it." laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are "tonight show polls." [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with jake gyllenhaal. i love jake gyllenhaal. 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[cheering] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar-nominated actor, y curren stage in a play called "seawall a life" at the public theater through march 31st. you can also see him in the new movie elvet buzzsaw" streaming now on netflix. please welcome jake gyllenhaal. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmyjake gyllenhaal. anding ovation. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: they love you right here. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: in new york city.ey now you. they love you. >> standing ovation. my god. my entire extended family.im >>: yeah -- why, you invited them all here tonight? we have so much to get into. i want to -- first of all, congratulate you on being back in the theater. you always support the theater, buddy. i like that. that you do that. you're at the public theater, which is beautiful. >> it's a great nor. it's a great honor to be there. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. i saw "hamilton" once there. >> yes, we're the same theater. >> jimmy: this is two projects in one, right? >> yeah. those are two monologues. one of them is called "seawall."d e other one is called "the life." and i am in "a life." >> jimmy: you are in "a life." is that the first part that the second part? >> it's the second part. >> jimmy: fans of yours -- you can st skip the first half and just come see you. [ laughter ] i'm nosaying you're telling them to do that -- >> i think you'll get to be a wa new fan of tom sturrid does the first monologue. >> jimmy: oh, really? >>in yvoealvh,ed h ie's thfaisn. >> so anyway, i did two other shows with this writer, nick payne. and they're beautiful shows, and then, he gave me this monologue because he wrote it for himself actually. and it was about -- >> jimmy: i know what it's about. >> yeah, it's out the passing away of his father initially. and then -- and i asked him for four years if i could do this piece. and he said, "no." because it's too phisonal to and then, he had his daughter about a year and aalf ago. and i asked him again. and i think he's been through a a lot. utt then, then we thought maybe we would make it aoth the passing of his father and the birth of his daughter. and that's actually what the piece is about. >> jimmy: oh, my gooess. >> so it's a pretty emotional -- it's emotional but it's beautiful. it's a beautifmy piece. >> jand how is the reaction from the audience? >> it's really special. i mean, when you come, it's like -- it's -- you're kind of all -- the audience, in a a monologue, it's like -- i mean, you know, right? it's like they're your partner. >> jimmy: you need the audience. trust me, i love you guys. you guys are the bndt. [ cheerspplause ] in the entire world. so much better than last night's. so much better. this is the bestudience i've ever had. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> they are pretty good. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that's my extended family. >> jimmy: i love your family. >> they' great. yeah, no. so actually yeah. things happen every night. but usually, when you're doing a play, you know, like a phone goes off or something happens, you know, like, any thing happens in an audience every night. so, so many strange things. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like opening up a candy that you can hear so loudly. to the other night, someone was singing in the hallway. e like warming up their voice and everyone could hear it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: from what, from like just a singer? >> well, at the publicer, there's also joe's pub and there are a lot of other theaters in this theer. so there was a woman who was warming up her voice. >> jimmy: and as you're doing this serious monolog >> like la, la, la, la, la, la. yeah it was a really serious monologue. but you kind of roll with it because it's a monologue and it feels very present. you know, and like, the other day, a woman was coughing really loud. like really, really loudly. and i felt so bad foin the middle of the piece. led so, i just asked her if she was okay in the mif the monologue. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yea. ye >> jimmy: really? >> she was like -- i was like, are you okay? i'm fine -- keep going. [ laughter ] and i was like, i ran offstage and i got her water. and i gave it to her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah. i gave her water. yeah, why not? >> jimmy: that's a good move. [ cheers and applause ] that's the price of admission th righe. congrats, by the way, on the new marvel chapter in your life. cheers and applause ] >> oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they know. a dude, it wig deal when the trailer came out, you're going to be mysterio in the new "spider-man." >> y. >> jimmy: and i was psyched about that. and i saw that ryan reynolds, te our pal, pa -- i'm going to cross this out because there's a couple dirty words, you can't see it. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: ryan reynolds posted a photo of you and hugh jackman at a holiday party. >> that's photoshopped. we weren't actually together. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and it said these dudes said it was a sweater party. so, you -- [ laughter ] yeah. t think it's the great photo -- greatest reaction. i just loved that. and i thought it was great. so then, you finly joined instagram. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you, what -- i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i mean -- >> jimmy: you're the last holdout, dude. >> the last holdout. the lasterson to join instagram. >> jimmy: we were waiting for you. >> yeah, i came to the conclusion that nobody carng about anytnymore. so i should join instagram. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, people -- they care. >> oh, they do? >> jimmy: yeah. that's why they join instagram. >> oh, yeah, no. >> jimmy: i don't even care about everybody.n >> i'm not ere if i'm on instagram. >> jimmy: you're definitely on. >> i am? >> jimmy: i've seen you on instagram. >>o, i'm on instagram. >> jimmy: yeah, you are. >> i'm on instagram. >> jimmy: well you took that photo -- that was that photo. and then, you took -- you photoshopped that photo. anthen, you -- deadpool, you're on wolverine -- is that bubble boy? >> yes. [ laughter ] and spider-man, too, in th corner. >> jimmy: that's spidey right over there in the rner. >> that's spider-man in the corner. that's actually a guy named bosslogic. he did that actually. >> jimmy: oh, isathat who did or you? >> yeah, yeah, we should give a a shout out to that guy. because i have no artistic skill whatsoever. there'd be no possibilat i could pull that off. >> jimmy: bosslogic? >> bosslogic, yeah. >> jimmy: boss or boss? >> i don't know, man. >> jimmy: i mean, dodyou know someamed bosslogic? >> that's the guy who did that picture. bosslogic. bosslogic. >> jimmy: bosslogic? >> h name is bosslogic. >> bosslogic. >> jimmy: oh, bosslogic. >> it's bosslogic. >> jimmy: oh, my god. yeah, no, of course. >> he's amazing. [ talking over each other ] >> nikoli bosslogic. >>ugeah. [ er ] >> jimmy: cia agent. he's wanted in 30 countries. yes. >> yes. >> bosslogica. >> jimmy: yes, bosslogic. bosslogica. that's where he's from. s of course, but dude, heru as mysterio. look at this. you came on the screen, people went- [ cheers and applause ] >> who knew -- who knew that -- sethe thing is, is like, t are the actual green lasers that i shoot out of my hands. >> jimmy: yes, i've known that for years. >> that's what i can do. and that's why they hired me. >> jimmy: and finally, you can lmt that to good use in a >> yeah, finally. finally. >> jmy: i mean you play tricks when you're in movie theaters and stuff. >> when i was a kid, my dad was like, "what are we going to do with this kid." >> jimmy: laser hands. oh, my gosh. and now, here you are in a a big-time movie. >> yeah, it paid off, man. >> jimmy: how is tom holland? >> he's great, dude. >> jimmy: dude, he's great? >> he's awesome. >> jimmy: he's good. >> he's the nicest guy. in the world. >> jimmy: he is.er >> i'm snto him as spider-man. >> jimmy: you are. yeah. but i think it's more fun what you're doing on instagram. you're kind of throwing a a little bit. >> oh, my god. this whole instagram thing, you're reay into it. >> jimmy: dude, i'm totally -- >> you're obsessed with my instagram. >> jimmy: oh, yes, your instagram. yeah follow jake on instagram, @jakegyllenhaal. >> that's my name. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm surprised you got that name. because you weren't onon instagram so someone else probably took it. >> i think someone snatched it up pretty early. >> jimmy: did you have to buy it from a stranger? [ laughter ] they said they were jake gyllenhaal? >> no. someone got it for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just tell me. >> i got friends. >> jimmy: was it bosslogic? ilaughter ] >> jimmy: a guy on't know about that guy. that guy can do anything. you want it done, call bosslogic. >> bosslogic is freaking out rit now. >> jimmy: he will take care of it, man. he will take care of all of this. >> i had it. soone had it. i don't know how we had it. but we had it. >> jimmy: well you have it now. it's @jakegyllenhaal. d you posted this funny thing i thought of tom holland.k i th was just doing an interview. you took all the vocals -- all the audio out of the interview and added this weird music. just watch. ♪ ♪ [ ughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> he's just amazing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's just dreamy. >> he just is. >> jimmy: more with jake gyllebraal after the k, everybody. stick around. 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[ cheers and applause ] i want to talk about this new movie, "velvet buzzsaw." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i saw you on netflix the other ght because i was watching something and then, it said, like, "if you like this, you're gonna like this thing." velvet buzz -- [ laughter ] i'm serious. >> i want know what you watch on netflix. >> jimmy: what was i watching on netflix? jimmy: if you like this thing, you will like "velvet buzzsaw." >> jimmy: yeah, interesting because why, it was about the art world and it was about murder. >> yeah.u >> jimmy: oh, ow what it might've been -- >> it's a horror film. >> jimmy: "bandersnatch", maybe. >> what? what is that? jimmy: oh, dude. you haven't seen bandersnatch? [ laughter ] >> well, everyone is upset with --. >> jimmy: oh, dude, you're going to freak out, you are going to love this. [ laughter ] >> bosslogica? my: bosslogic would love this, man. are you kidding? you're going to freak out. >> really? >> jmy: oh, yeah, i think it's kind of the same deal. >> do you just like keep me in a cave?ye >> jimmy. that's good. >> you were waiting for me to say, "i don't know what that is, right?" >> jimmy: no. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: i knowthou know what is. because i would think that this reminds me of a similar thing. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: this story. well i saw your face and i like you very much. other than my wife, as and i saw your face, like, come into the screen. and you do the thing where yoight in the camera. i never saw this jake gyllenhaal movie. and i enjoyed it. >> well, thank you very much. basically, the idea is that it's set in the art world. and basically, i don't want to get into your nameet because it's a great name. >> morf vandewalt. >> jimmy: come on. what is going on with these names. bosslogic and mors -- moss -- no mort -- morf van -- >> it's bosslogica, morf vandewalt. f yost name is morf. >> jimmy: morf -- your first name morf. >> morf vandewalt.my >> jdid you freak out -- did you freak out when you were morf? when you were morf? >> everyone else in the band is like -- sorry. yeah. >> jimmy: morf vandewalt. >> morf vandewt, yeah. >> jimmy: when you found out when you were playing -- first of all, you worked with this director before wit "nightcrawler." >> yeah, dan gilroy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dude, you were -- i mean, obviously, you were e eat in that,l know. [ cheers and applause ] you were crazy good in that. >> thank you.my >> ji don't know why you choose these crazy roles. just do a role where like you just relax for an hour and a a half. just do a role where you're just lounging in a chair or something. >> like what? >> jimmy: i feel bad for you e doing all thychological crazy dramas. i just feel bad. worry about your brain. >> you just tell me what you want me to do and i will try to do that. >> jim: do like a cartoon or something. >> okay. >> jimmy: you will? >> yeah.: >> jimat's fun. >> that was my cartoon voice. >> jimmy: oh that was it? >> okay, yeah. >> j?my: is that mickey mouse >> that sounds good. >> jimmy: i'll watch it either way, yeah. but wait. so basically, you're in the art world. and if you buy this artist's paintings -- if you like gross and you spend money and use it y in the wrongthe painting comes to life and kills you. >> yes. basically, yeah.: >> jimmean, fantastic. "velvet buzzsaw." >> i play an art critic. yeah.he s pretty high up there in the art world. you know, when he give a review, it can make or break an artist. anso, yeah. everybody -- the art gets its revenge on people who try and misuse it, yeah. owd it's sort of all about we value art. do we value it because how much itr worth in terms of money that we like it.>> immy: i'm such more in the i like it world. >> yes. >> jimmy: because that i don't have expensive collection. >> yeah. jimmy: expensive poster like "mad" magazine. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. i have "mad" magazine too. jimmy: you do? >> yeah, i love "mad" magazine. >> jimmy: me too. i love it, too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever been on the cover? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hello, everyone's dream's about to come true, dude. come on out. no, i'm just joking. >> oh, my god. oh, my god. what? oh my god. >>immy: i'm sorry. but next time. >> oh, man. i thought i was on "ellen" for second. laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's -- >> alfred e. newman walks out. oh, my god. >> jimmy: i want to surprise you. i will get ellen to help too. ellen, let help surprise him. get him on "mad" magazine. i want to show everyone a clip. here's jake gyllenhaaln "velvet buzzsaw." take a look at this. >> they were surprised to hear dee's art was being sold. apparently, he left explicit instructions that it all be destroyed. >> what are you saying? >> stop selling dee. >> it's an -- collection and you want me to stop selling over some spirit. >> i am writing an article about this. about dee's, his past, message, everything that is gone down. >> well, you will kill your career. >> get rid of it. box it all. all of it away. that's what i'm doing. >> art is dangerous, morf. 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[ cheers and applause ] what's happening, buddy? all good. i'll tell you a story. this is a true sto probably eight months ago, i h.w a girl in the street and she goes, "oh my g i just wanna thank you. i'm the biggest fan. i watch you on youtube all the time. you got me through some really tough times. you know, i was depressed." and i go, "oh yeah?" and she goes, "and i watch all yo sketches on youtube, an you got me through it." and i go, "that's the best story ever. that's why we do it. this is awesome." we talked for like 20 minutes, and when we were done lking, she goes, "can i have a a selfie?" and i go, "yeah, of course." so we take a selfie. she goes, "can i have one for snapchat?" [ laughter ] "yeah, yeah, of course." we go for snapchat.e and es, "all right. take care." and she goes, "bye." and as she was leaving, she my goes, "oh od, i just met jimmy kimmel!" 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: jennifer carpenter. ok at that. come on. yeah, they love you. welcome. u for coming to see us. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: please. i want to get into the show because it's got a lot of zz here at nbc. but i want to talk about it. but first i want to know about you. t you wejuilliard, which is a very prestigious acting school. i mean, it's like e hogwarts of acting. >> yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: yeah.ad and theyyou sing in the audition. is that true? >> that's part of it. when i went there, they took ven women a year. i think now it's even. they take the same about of men as they do women. but, you have to do a classical piece, a comedic piece and then you have to sing. so i worked really hard on my classical and my comedic pies, knowing that i canno sing. i'm married to a singer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i chose a frank sinatra song because, to me, forgive me, but it sounds a lot like talking. [ laughter ] so -- >> jimmy: well, kind of, yeah. >> so, i said -- i said when i went to the callback, i said -- they said, "okay, we would like to hear your song. >> jimmy: you cannot sing? >> at all. and i cry every time i sing. so i said, "yes. absolutely." i said, "stop me whenever you want." and i went -- ♪ some day where -- theyo, "that's enough." [ laughter ] and i thought i had saved my dad lot of money. because i was like -- >> jimmy: "i'm not getting into juilliard, dad." yeah, no. but then they took you. you got accept, anyway. >> yeah. it worked out. >> jimmy: yeah, really worked out. congratulations on everything. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and we know your husband. >> yeah. >> jimmy: seth avett, the avett brothers. we love them. they've been on the show many times. >> hey! [ cheers and applause ] ow jimmy: so talented. and i love judd apid a a documentary called "may it last." >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and it was just great. i loved it. you were in it for a little bit. and we found out y were having a baby. and it was emotional. and then, i just met that baby backstage. >> i know. >> jimmy: he's so cute! >> yeah. i mean, yeah. >> jimmy: how old is he now? >> he would say 3 3/4. i'>> jimmy: yeah, he said, almost 4." yeah. >> yeah. i had pure pregnancy b during that whole interview and lettuce in my teeth if you want to freeze-frame it. [ laughter ]ra >> jimmy: colations. >> you get what you get. >> jimmy: you get what you get, yeah. >> i kind of picture me and seth, like, looking over him and trying to see, like, did he get it? did he get a voice or did he geme? you know? [ laughter ] you know, even when he was crying, i'd kinda be like -- "that's pretty good. u got it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, sounds like he's on key. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your husband's like, fie's on key. tely." >> but he loves to sing. you can't stop him from singing. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. i think he has both. let's talk about "the enemy within." this is -- from what i can understand is this. and i've only seen the pilot, but you've done something to have a life sentence. 15 life sentences. >> consecutive life seences. >> jimmy: consecutive -- consecutive life sentences. and we don't quite -- we know a a little bit of what you did. but maybe a traitor to the u.s. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: is what i'm going to say. but what happens is, the u.s. government needs your help. >> right.as so ihasing, let's just call him a big bad. i did something.i' america's worst traitor. i go to prison to serve 15 consecutive life sentences. and then t fbi needs me because of the information i have about the case. so, i, my character, erica, i kind of lookt every second at i'm spending outside of prison as kind of like the afterlife. so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you have to decide if you can trust her, if she's manipulating you. it's all about perception. it's a character-based thriller. >> jimmy: it's really good. >> thanks. re jimmy: and the twist, w you're like -- "oh, i didn't think that was going to happen." t i haveory but i'll say it off -- >> camera. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll say it, but i have a theory, maybe, of -- >> okay. >> where your character goes.k i thkind of get it. >> great. >> jimmy: it's good. it's fantastic. it's on at -- this mafter "the voice" premiere. we have a clip. here's jenfer carpenter in a a brand-new show called "the enemy within." it premieres monday at 10:00 p.m after "the v." check it out. >> i can do more -- >> no.e' thno redemption for people like you. you're a traita and you're a ller. >> you don't think i know that? i wake up every y knowing those four people are dead because of me. >> they have names! those four people have names. steven haibach. brian laneck. desiree villareal. and elaine heffron, your fiancee. i know their names, agent keaton. i know the names of their parents and theichildren. i know everything about them because i've lived with their ghosts for the last three years. >> and so have i. >> jimmy: oh. [ cheers and applause ] ooh. c jennifpenter right there. "the enemy within." [ cheers and applause ]m. 10:00 onday night following the season premiere of "the voice." walk the moon performs after the break. stick around, everybody. jennifer carpenter! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing their new single, "timebomb," give it up for walk the moon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ every night every day ten times outta ni i'm a hand grenade ♪ ♪ i don't wanna push you away but i'warning you babe instead of green light ♪ ♪ no serenade it's a red flag fore the mayday check all of my signs ♪ ♪ keep away i'm warning you afraid to light the fuse again ♪ ♪ start a fire and lose a friend but when your heart opens it's like i'm ready ♪ ♪ to fall again who tripped the red wirelu out of the swept off my feet ♪ ♪ said god save me now how many people dance in a dark room swept off my feet ♪ ♪ said god save me now is it real love is it real love ti-ti-ti-ticking ♪ ♪ like a timebombfe i ca your i can feel your heartic ti-ti-ting ♪ ♪ like a timebomb heads up look alive the more that i stare into your eyes ♪ ♪ the more i get lost in your face i'm warning you babe a red line danger ne ♪ ♪ point of no return coming real close pulling me in i'm afraid i'm warning you ♪ ♪ afraid to light the fuse ain start a fire lose a friend but when your heart opens ♪ ♪ it's like i'm ready to fall again who tripped the red wire out of thelue ♪ ♪ swept off my feet said god save me now how many people dance in a dark room ♪ ♪ swept off my feet said god save me now is it real love is it real love ♪ ♪ ti-ti-ti-ticking like a timebomb i can feel your i can feel your heart ♪ ♪ ti-ti-ti-ticking like a timebomb ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bo♪ ♪ afraid to light the fuse again start a fire and lose a friend ♪ ♪ but when your heart opens it's like i'm ready to fall again who tripped the red wire ♪ ♪ out of the blue owept off my feet said god save me how many people dance ♪ ♪ in a dark room swept off my feet said god save me now is it real love ♪ ♪ is it rl love ti-ti-ti-ticking like a timebomb ♪ ♪ i can feel your i can feel your heart ti-ti-ti-ticking like a timebomb ♪ ♪ i can feel your heart ti-ti-ti-ticking like a timebomb i can feel your heart ♪ ♪ ti-ti-ti-ticking like a timebomb ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. well done.ll one. good to see you, buddy. thank you so much. walk the moon! ank you, buddy. "timebomb" is out now. [ cheers and applause ] walk the moon. my thanks to jake gyal, jennifer carpenter. [ cheers and applause ] walk the moon, once again! that was great, man.d e roots right there from philadelphia pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with th meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- america ferrera, comedians, desus & mero, music from lauren alaina, featuring the 8g band with jeff friedl. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. night." "lat how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applaane ] that's fstic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news.rn senator sanders announced today that he will run for president in 2020.uc ifssful -- [ cheers ] yeah. if successful, he would be the dest person -- that's it. [ laughter ]

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