Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20180125 : comparemel

Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20180125

Like it does every day. And nothing really happened, which was strange. And then i realized oh, yeah, the reason its quiet is because donald trump is on a plane right it felt like skull island after they abducted king kong. President trump is on his way to davos, switzerland for the to s ratist. Hes there to meet with other world leaders, to give a speech and there judging the swiss miss trump plans to tell the world that america is open for business. And who better to make that declaration than a man who declared bankr according to a new poll, the majority of americans dont trust President Trump with the nuclear button. 52 of the public say theyre worried the president might launch a Nuclear Attack for no good reason. I just wonder who are the 48 not worried. I wick i could be that relaxed. I wouldnt trust donald trump with a belly button. The fact that someone is even conducting a poll asking whether or not the president shouk trusted with Nuclear Weapons is a reason to take those Nuclear Weapons away from him. He can nuke china if they forgot to put a Fortune Cookie in his panda express. We should get trump one of those chairs from the voice so if he does press the button, it just spins his chair around. Then ehe can make someone a star. That was in response last night to chuck schumer. Any deal they make on daca will not include funding for the wall. Trump wrote crying schumer understands after his humiliating defeat no wall, no daca. We must have great military for our great people. So in other words people who dont pay for that wall, people who only lived here in the country for 30 years will be separated from their family. Didnt he say mexico would pay for the wall . Now he wants funding from a different source. Who is going to pay for the wall . Canada. Who . Canada 100 . Jimmy you stuck us with Justin Bieber and now youre going to pay, folks. Eh . The frustrating thing about it is allowing these dreamers who are affected by daca stay in the country ha has broad bipartisan support from voters and politicians. A cbs news poll said almost 9 out of 10 americans believe dreamers who work or go to school should be allowed to stay here in the United States where they live. Its the right thing to do. But it seems like for every right thing there is to do, Congress Wants to do, trump attaches some idiotic demand to it. Like you want support for daca, give me 18 billion for the worlds dumbest wall. Honestly, it would be cheaper for everyone if we just paid trump off instead of 18 billion for a wall. How about we give you 5 billion to shut up and go back to florida . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he would definitely take the money. Or maybe we could do this. Maybe to help cover the costs of the wall, we could make it profitable like this. Ing looing for endless selection and low, low prices . Make a run for the border. The maul of the wall. A 2,000mile long Retail Complex featuring more than 5 million merchants. Claires, foot locker, forever 21, bath body works, sun glasshut, wet seal, hot dog on a stick. Spend an hour or a month at the maul of the wall. Head south from wherever you are. Mall at the wall. Come build a bear. No habla espanol. Jimmy i think that was you. Yeah, that was me. Yeah. Jimmy i just hope donald trump and chuck sumer can set aside their differences and Work Together to poor 10 billion worth of concrete in a hole in the desert. Nobody is for that . What about making America Great again . Well, trump today told reporter, he said he looks forward to talking to special Counsel Robert Mueller and hes willing to do it you should oath, which was a surprise. He says hes done nothing wrong, there was no collusion, no obstruction of justice. He did have sex with that porn star and she loved it. Other than that, though, hes clean as a whistle. He says he will talk to mueller, which means he will not talk to mueller. He will absolutely not. And then on to switzerland he went. Before he left, the president hosted mayors from around the country. At that meeting, we slowed him down to half speed for another edition of drunk donald trump. Im going to davos right now to get people to invest in the United States. Were going to say come into the United States. You have plenty of money. But i dont think i have to go because theyre coming. Jimmy meanwhile, with all this terrible stuff going on nationally and internationally, families worried about deportati deportation, et cetera, et cetera, its easy to forget, theres a major crisis right now, happening not too far away from us in palm springs, california. Its easy to read the condition of some of these chairs in the palm springs public library. Major tears in the seats of these chairs bought for the library in the 80s. Theyre not that comfortable either. This is one of the chairs inside the library. You see its got a lot of wear and tear. Theres stains on it in several locations. And honestly, if if you go to sit on it, the padding really isnt there. Youre just basically sitting on wood. Jimmy wow. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the patrons of the lay bribrn palm springs. Can we have a moment of silence . Can we say a prayer for the chairs of the library . Sure. Jimmy well, not silently. One of the prayers you say allowed. Oh, okay. We pray for the library chairs. Theyre going to get now ones hopefully soon for all those kids. God bless america. Jimmy God Bless America . Prayers dont end with God Bless America. They end with amen. Oh, yeah. I forgot, amen. Jimmy all right. Have you seen the video of the kid who confronted a team of cheerleaders . This is from a High School Basketball game in aurora, new york. So the kid is in the black shirt there in the middle. His name is shawn. He marches over to cheerleaders from the other schools team. And theres some kind of back and forth there. And then in an act of defiance, still unclear to me, he does a back flip and struts away like the baddest bad ass there is. So anyway, theres more to this video. And a story behind it, too. When we come back, well talk to shawn and his friends to find out what went down in that gym. So stick around. Well be right back. Directv has been rated number one in Customer Satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. But some people still like cable. Just like some people like preshaken sodas. Having their seat kicked on an airplane. Being rammed by a shopping cart. Sitting in gum. And walking into a glass door. But for everyone else, theres directv. For 1 rated Customer Satisfaction over cable, switch to directv and get a 200 reward card. Call 1. 800. 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Jimmy as promised, allow me to present what i believe the most powerful show of School Spirit this reporter has ever seen. This is video that was posted on friday. It already has more than 11 million views on twitter. Well, here you go. [ applause ] jimmy i dont know whats going on, but [ applause ] jimmy this Gang Violence has got to stop. It really does. I just had to know the story behind this. So we tracked the kids in the video down. And joining us now from aurora, new york, please stay hello to lily, abby and shawn. Hi, guys. First of all, what prompted this epic back flip battle that you guys what happened there . So basically our school is so small that we are only able to do a certain number of sports and cheerleading isnt one of them. And so it started out as a joke. And we were like oh, my god, we should fight the cheerleaders. And it turned into such a big thing that, like, we were like oh, my god, what if we actually did it . And so we ended up actually doing it. So when you walked over to the cheerleaders, that was unprompted . Did they Say Something to you that made you march over there . Such a forceful way . No. Jimmy this was aun unpromn d attack . Yeah. Jimmy have you done anything like this before . I would probably say no. Jimmy would you shea that you hope to live in a country where cheerleaders can resolve their differences without back flips . Probably not. Jimmy shawn, that was first of all, it was very impressive. You had a lot of style going there, too. Are you on some kind of a Gymnastics Team or something . I actually did gymnastics two years ago, but i no longer to go anything classes or anything. Jimmy you do realize if suld have fallen on your face, that would have been one of the funniest videos of all time. Probably would have gotten 20 million views. Jimmy probably would have had to leave the country or something. Did the players know this was going on . Was this in support of the team in any way . It doesnt known by the other team, but after, we did end up going over there and congratulating them. Thank you for making this so much fun. And so were friends with the cheerleaders now. And lily and abby, what role do you have in this, if any . We were the backup. If there was a Cheerleading Squad at the school, would the three of you be on it . For sure. I can do a somersault. Why do you need for there to be an official cheerleading squaw, couldnt you get pompoms and skirts and strong stretchy pants and be the cheerleaders for the team . We could do that, too. Jimmy i feel like ive really made an impact on the team. I feel like ive given you something to think about. After you did this, did you go straight home and watch bring it on and be like yes all you guys need is uniforms, right . Theres nobody at school thats going to stop you from going on to the sidelines of the game and cheering for the team, isnt that true . We definitely need the long stretchy pants. Jimmy we can get you all that stuff. This could be the birth of a Cheerleading Squad right here. This could be a moment. I see maybe abby, you would be played by taylor swift and lily, youll be played by who would play lily here . I know shia labeouf as sean. The audience is casting Anne Hathaway in her late 30 ppz youre going to be played by a full grown adult. It was an impressive video. Where do you go from here in your life . Well, abby and i are singers. And so we plan to start hosting videos on youtube. And hopefully get bigger. Jimmy good. Well, dont forget the back f p flippi flipping. People are like im a singer, i dont do the back flip anymore. People get disappointed. Keep the black flip involved in your videos, okay . Never stop flipping. Never, ever stop flipping. Sean, lily and abby. We should get them on american idol. Yes jimmy we have a good show tonight. We have music from bah. Ham mas. Rich eisen is here. New year, new phones for the family. Join tmobile, and when you buy one of the latest samsung phones get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. Plus, unlimited family plans come with netflix included. So, you can watch all your netflix favorites on your new samsung phones. Join the uncarrier and get a Samsung Galaxy s8 free. All on americas best unlimited network. The price is 4. 99 come on in for a subway footlong black forest ham meatball marinara spicy italian get five footlongs for just 4. 99 each right now at subway. Whats it for . I dont know. I got it from my bank. Your bank . Yeah. Gus, i think thats a shaft. Nah. Its a pole. Yeah, no, you got the shaft. Really . What did you get from your bank . Santander instant card hold. If i misplace my card, i can use my app to put it on hold. Seemed like such a sweet deal. Free pole. We give you and your money respect. Not surprises. And, at santander bank, respect adds up. Jimmy welcome back. Tonight on the show, hes the host the rich eisen show. Richize season here to talk about the super bowl. This is his new album, its called earthtones. Bahamas from the mercedesbenz stage. Theyre from toronto. Tomorrow night, lets see, who will be here tomorrow night . Viola davis, the kid from get out the funny one. And well have music from lanco, too. You and i were talking off the air. Sometimes we do that. Its really wild. We just get together and you were talking about your three dogs. What are your three dogs name. Rebel, bella and pepe. Jimmy and theyre all chihuahuas, right . No two are frenchies and pepe is a chihuahua. Jimmy the first one, what is the dogs name . Rebel. Jimmy what is he named after . The paw patrol cartoon. Jimmy the dogs name is not rebel. Its rubble. Its not rebel. Jimmy yeah, rubble. Thats what my son say every day. I say guillermo named their dog after this dog named rebel. She said its rubble. Yeah, that my son say. Rubble. Whatever. Jimmy one more try. Just try to get it. Can you say bubble. Bubble. Jimmy put an r on it. Rubble. Jimmy that sounds more like red bull than anything now. Are you doing a commercial i dont know about . No, no, no. Jimmy we have to get on with our show. Our first guest is from the comeback weapon therapy and the longrunning mexican sitcom amigos. You can see her, alongside jane fonda and lily tomlin in grace frankie. It is streaming on netflix now. Please welcome lisa kudrow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you. You know, i had those kids they love you. I had those kids who are now starting their own Cheerleading Squad. Were you a cheerleader when you were in high school . No. No. No. Jimmy were you against that sort of thing . I became against it. I went to all the practices to tryout when i first got to high school thinking that would be a great thing to do to be popular. And then i realized that i didnt want to be in that club. And i really also didnt want to just, you know, achieve riding on a bus with football players. Jimmy you didnt want to . Did you reject them or did they reject them . I preemptively rejected them by not trying out. Jimmy how old is your son now . Hes 19. Jimmy 19 years old. College . Hes in college. Jimmy how is that going for you . For me . Hes doing great. Im doing well. Jimmy well, yeah . I think im handling it really well. And like a mature adult. Happy that her son is away and independent. Its hard. Jimmy it must be difficult, yeah. It is difficult. I think we made it worse. Though in a way. Jimmy you and your husband . You know, he went to college and then we moved. Jimmy just so he wouldnt find you . Came home for christmas . Arent i handling it well . Just so i have to deal with it. I never have to see him again. Jimmy is he a football player, is that the problem . Yeah, i dont want to ride on a bus with him. Hes definitely not a football player. No, no. Im a jewish mom, no. Jimmy you would not allow him to play football . What . You get hurt. Jimmy so you coddled him a little bit, right . Well, i think i feel like i did a good job injecting him with the right amount of fear. Jimmy what is the right amount of fear . Was he scared to go move away, move out of the house . No, not at all. No, no. Hes good, hes independent and good. Jimmy does he have a roommate . He has a roommate, he does. Jimmy he likes the goo i . Yeah, yeah. They get along. All that is really good. Jimmy it would be terrible if this was the place you chose to reveal their actually, he doesnt like him at all. Its really uncomfortable. They get along. This is how much i dont coddle him. Just to defend myself. Jimmy yes, he defend. He said i mean, if you want to decorate my room, you can. I know moms like doing that. Well, i dont. Thats not my thing. But feel free to decorate your room if you want to. And he didnt. So hes the only person he knows that has nothing just barren walls on his side. His roommate and friends put stuff up on the walls for him. Jimmy wow. Thats what he said. But me being me, i said, well, so was that a nice thing or were they making fun of you . What did they put up . He said no, it was a nice thing. Jimmy what did they put up . Put up pictures of apples or something . They put up pictures of things that he likes. I cant remember. He talked a lot about this star wars kcreature. No. Its a new one lying a pug . Pore. Porg. Jimmy calm down. Porg, you idiot i feel like we deserved it. Jimmy they put up pictures of porgs around his room. Theres a couple of things. I didnt pay attention. Jimmy you have to put him out of this school. I dont know whats going on. When i was in college, our closest thing to decorating was if one of us passed out drug, the other would draw a penis on our forehead with a sharpie. There were no porgs being displayed around the school. Congratulations to you, and you sh

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