Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20171028 : comparemel

An asteroid passed by the earth. Missed us by 26,000 miles. Which in space terms is close. In fact, the asteroid was planning to hit us, then it saw whats going on down here and said, you know what . [ laughter ] im going to keep going that way, i want no part of that. President trump this morning got to work doing the damage the asteroid couldnt. Today he signed an executive order that threatens to cripple the Affordable Care act, obamacare. Hes been very focused on doing this. He tweeted, since congress cant this is big, usually when trump uses the power of the pen its to declare bankruptcy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but he was so fired up, so fired up about this executive order, he almost forgot to sign it. We will have Great Health Care in our country. Thank you all very much. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Jimmy oh, yeah, all right. Thanks a lot, mike pence. First thing the guy does all year, and its that. [ laughter ] meanwhile the president s inexplicable battle with puerto rico rages on. Trump fired off a trio of Early Morning tweets saying puerto ricos infrastructure was a disaster before hurricane maria, blaming them for their own financial problems, warning that the government wont be there to help them indefinitely. And also those paper towels . He wants those back. [ laughter ] he wrote, we cannot keep fema in puerto rico forever. Which, okay. But its been three weeks. He has hemorrhoids that last longer than that. [ laughter ] i dont know what what his problem with puerto rico is. Didnt he say he loves puerto rico . Puerto rico. We love puerto rico. [ laughter ] jimmy we do. 80 of puerto rico still doesnt have power and hes tapping on his watch. I feel like the only way to get donald trump to care about whats happening there is to add a hot puerto rican anchor lady to fox and friends. That might do it. Its especially crazy that this is the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up. He posted these tweets starting at 6 49 a. M. In fact, thats when he does most of his angry tweeting. I think, i gave this a lot of thought today, i think i have a plan to maybe put a dent in that. Because its dangerous. And the plan is this. A fin jet spinner. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] what i would like you to do is go in your kids rooms, grab all their fidget spinners, and send them to this address, the white house, 1600 pennsylvania avenue, washington, d. C. Better yet, send them to his real address, the maralago golf club, 1100 south ocean boulevard, palm beach. [ cheers and applause ] lets do everything we can to keep those little fingers busy, give them something less destructive to do. Sorry, kids, but your country needs these, okay . [ laughter ] trumps chief of staff, general john kelly, had a rare press conference, i think it may have been his First Press Conference as chief of staff, to announce reports of his demise have been bigly exaggerated. I would just offer to you that although i read it all the time pretty consistently, im not quitting today. I dont believe, and i just talked to the president , i dont think im being fired today. And i am not so frustrated in this job that im thinking of leaving. Unless things change, im not quitting, im not getting fired, and i dont think theyll fire anyone tomorrow. Jimmy so you know what that means, right . Hes fired hes fired jimmy i did not see that coming. While were on the subject of firing things up, starting january 1 it will be legal to sell marijuana for Recreational Purposes in the state of california. [ cheers and applause ] and in anticipation of this, the state bureau of cannabis control has established rules for how marijuana can be delivered. If youre really lazy, you could get it delivered right to your house. But the rules state that deliveries must be made in person by an enclosed motor vehicle, which means no drones, means no motorcycles, i guess. But it also means that dozens of new Delivery Services are gearing up. Chief among those Delivery Services, a spinoff of a popular ridesharing company. First there was uber. Then uberx. Then uberpool. Uberselect. Uberblack. Uberlux. Now doober. Press of a button and one of our cars will be dispatched directly to your home. One of our friendly doober drivers will show up at your door with the pot youre too lazy to go get. Hey, man, open up did i order pizza . No, man. Im your doober. Oh, yeah, man thanks, dog. Come on in here. Hey, you got any weed . Yeah, i just scored some. [ laughter ] doober. Live the high life. Jimmy thats convenient, right . This is funny. This is from our abc affiliate in colorado springs. News channel 13. Where an innocent story about a denver bronco with an unusual name gave rise to an even more unusual new position. The broncos tight end jake butt cant wait to play. Butt tore his acl nine months ago in his final college game, and hes been working very hard sense to get back on the field. The hardest part for me has been jimmy well, thats all the squats . Let me tell you that is the kind of filth that america does not need right now. And fortunately were here to clean it up. It is thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. Lets start with health care. I saw that tweet this morning and started stroking my [ bleep ] trying to figure out exactly what hes referring to. We want lower taxes. Bigger paychecks. And [ bleep ] jobs for american truckers. How often do you [ bleep ] . [ bleep ] every 14 days. A good number at the white house. But i dont really want to [ bleep ] him because melania is there. Nfl coaches out of a job after a video emerged of him [ bleep ]ing a white [ bleep ]. Butt day, do we need that . Do we need that . I guess we do. Lets get [ bleep ]ed married couple from virginia took on the top prize at the 18th annual north american wife [ bleep ]ing championship. Do your research and realize its going to be this big, and maybe you love big [ bleep ]s like me. Now we got a whole new breed of [ bleep ]s, folks, soft [ bleep ]s. He came back, pushed me off my chair, and [ bleep ]ed me. Where . In my face. Where . Fist or hand . Fist. Hes getting worked on. Lets hope thats nothing serious. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, i have some alarming internet pornography news and im going to do the unthinkable and put a Pumpkin Spice pizza into my mouth. Stick around, well be right back so, verizon and google have teamed up on the pixel 2. Its a match made in tech heaven. Its like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. No, actually they separate into a suspension. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. What if its like h2 and o . Yeah. Thats right. I had a feeling that would score with you guys. Good meeting. avo when you really, really want the best get the pixel 2 for up to 300 off on googles exclusive wireless partner, verizon. [ [ all ] by simon anbees funkel ] [ all ] bees the volkswagen atlas. With easyaccess 3rd row. Lifes as big as you make it. Advil liquigels minis. Our first concentrated pill that rushes powerful relief. A small new size thats fast, cause its liquid. Woohoo youll ask, what pain . New advil liquigels minis. You know win control . Be this guy. Check it out selfappendectomy oh, thats really attached. Thats why i rent from national. Where i get the control to choose any car in the aisle i want, not some car they choose for me. Which makes me one smooth operator. Ah still a little tender. vo go national. Go like a pro. When you ache and havent youre not you. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol®. [ america by simon can i cross it off yet . Almost. And. Now. The volkswagen atlas. With available digital cockpit. Lifes as big as you make it. Jimmy hello and welcome back to the show. Kate hudson, Jared Padalecki and comedian ismail loutfi all on the way. Were on our way to brooklyn next week. All next week. If i dont make it back to l. A. , know i died doing what i love, eating pizza until my heart exploded. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you heard, theres a damaging computer virus going around. Its infecting millions of people who visited the website pornhub which im told is a repository for adult film. [ laughter ] do you know this . Have any of you been on that website . Lets get a camera on whoever that was. Pornhub is the 20th most popular website in the United States, gets about 80 million visitors a day which is crazy. Theres a quick test they do to find out if you have the virus on your computer. First they ask, are you a man . And if you said yes, then yeah, you have it on your computer. [ laughter ] heres how you get the virus. A tab would pop up saying there was a critical update, then if you clicked that update, the virus would be downloaded to your computer. In other words, you got the virus by being stupid. [ laughter ] and now when you take the computer to the geek squad to get it fixed they absolutely know what you did. [ laughter ] probably best to throw the computer out and start over. If you did contract a virus, its your responsibility to contact other websites you visited, let them know they need to get tested, okay . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of troubling things, this is a cautionary tale. Instigated by what i believe is the greatest threat to the United States in the present day. Someone reported an unusual smell on the third floor of Cristo Rey Jesuit High School yesterday. It got so bad the hazmat team was called out to test for toxins. It turned out to be a Pumpkin Spice air freshener. Jimmy uhhuh. The damn pumpkin spicing of america continues. And the president does nothing about it. [ laughter ] this started with lattes. Now we have Pumpkin Spice everything. They even have Pumpkin Spice dog treats. Organic nuggets. Even the dog on the package looks depressed by this. [ laughter ] theres one thing dogs love, its pumpkin. Of all the Pumpkin Spiced atrocities and there are many out there, this to me is the most atrocious. This is a Pumpkin Spice pizza. I spoke about this a couple of weeks ago. As a result of that, the restaurant chain that makes it, villa italian kitchen, reached out and said, try it before you make fun of it. Their c. O. O. Offered to fly out here to bring one to me. Im nothing but if not fair, you know that about me, right . Guillermo yeah, jimmy. Jimmy thank you. Even though it goes against everything i stand for, even though it shakes me to my Italian American core, i said, yes, you can fly out here and i will try it, i feel like i owe it to them and myself to at least give Pumpkin Spice pizza a chance. Its Pumpkin Spice its Pumpkin Spice it just isnt right its Pumpkin Spice pizza pie with Pumpkin Spice are they out of their minds its Pumpkin Spice and here we go, heres the Pumpkin Spice pizza coming out of the car and into the studio. Jimmy and here he is, the c. O. O. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing, andrew . Jimmy kimmel, how are you . Jimmy this is the here, let me put this right over here. Sure. Jimmy there we go. Okay. All right. [ laughter ] jimmy, jimmy that hurts, that hurts. Jimmy thanks for coming. No, i will try this. I need one commitment from you. Jimmy what is the commitment . I need a twobite commitment. So much flavor. I want to make sure you get it all. Jimmy okay, all right, all right. I am going to make another commitment to you. Im going to be honest. If i like it, ill tell you i like it. If i dont like it ill tell you. But i do have a couple of questions. Why, is number one. Why not . Its all about fun. And best way to get on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show is jimmy is to make something terrible . Exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Tasting is believing. Jimmy do your children know what daddy is doing at work . They do, we try to keep it very low key. Jimmy all right, you hold that. Lets reveal it. Have a look at it. It got a little bit shaken up. Thats beautiful. Jimmy so im examining it. Im going to have a smell of it. Is there a special way to consume this . Very new york style, you got it right there. Jimmy okay, very good. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] you wouldnt want to get something that on the end there. Hold on one more. Jimmy let me swallow it first. [ laughter ] okay. Hm hm, hm hm you like it, dont you . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy well, its not terrible. Well take that. Jimmy but but you know what . Order the regular pizza from them. [ cheers and applause ] its like you dumped a pumpkin pie onto a pizza. Thats a good thing. Jimmy that is not a good thing. Get some to guillermo, hell give it a try, well see what he thinks. Thank you. Jimmy thank you so much. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was better than i thought it was going to be. I gave it a 5. All right . But dont do that anymore, okay . Oh, hes gone, all right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, Jared Padalecki is here. Ismael loutfi is here. And well be right back with kate hudson. [ cheers and applause ] every time you call on me i drop what i do you are my best friend and weve got some things to do do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna yeaheaeaeah gointoilet paper run, need anything . Hair spray bark snickers bitesized. Im on it. Get new, lower prices on thousands of items. Target run done. Throughout history, the one meal when we come together, break bread, share our day and connect as a family. [ bloop, clicking ] and connect, as a family. Just, uh one second voice guy. [ bloop ] huh . Hey . I paused it. Bam, family time. So how is everyone . Find your awesome with xfinity xfi and change the way you wifi. Hes a husband, father, veteran. But most of all, hes a fighter. Chris brown has never been afraid to take on the big fights. Thats why he stood up to republicans and democrats alike to fight the north jersey casinos and the takeover of atlantic city. Chris brown is fighting to protect jobs in our region. A true champion for the working men and women of atlantic county. On november 7th, lets keep him fighting for us. Chris brown for state senate, hes on our side. Ive gotta hit the loo. We cant stay here why . Terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you, big daddy. Aww. Charmin ultra strong. Its washclothlike texture helps clean better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Beautiful view. Thanks to charmin. And you, honeybear. Awwwww. We all go. Why not enjoy the go with charmin . Jimmy hi there, welcome to the show. Tonight, from the longrunning show supernatural on the cw, Jared Padalecki is here. Then, a funny man you can see him at the laughing skull lounge in atlanta november 9th and 12th. Comedian Ismael Loutfi. Next week, we will be joining those of you who live in new york for five shows from the Brooklyn Academy of music. B. A. M. We have great guests lined up including david letterman, amy schumer, howard stern, tracy morgan, billy joel, woody harrelson, cardi b, dj khaled, lcd soundsystem, and more. And this is exciting we have our own twitter emoji to commemorate our trip. If you send a tweet using the hashtag kimmelinbrooklyn or just kimmel, a special emoji pops up. Ill show you how it works. This is going to take about a half hour, okay . Dear brooklyn. Oops. I look forward to being in you next week. [ laughter ] kimmelinbrooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] you see that . It just comes right up. All right. Is the show done now . Okay, all right. Our first guest tonight comes from a family of movie stars. Shes a golden globe winner herself who, starting tomorrow, can be seen in the courtroom drama based on real american history. Called marshall. Please welcome kate hudson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looks good. Weve had a similar haircut. Jimmy in about three weeks well have exactly the same haircut. Exactly, exactly. Jimmy it looks good. You did it for a role . I did, i did a film with sia. Jimmy sia directed a film. The singer songwriter. She directed a film and i starred and it and she was like, well, im going to shave your head. Jimmy did she tell you beforehand youd have to shave your head for the written . Yeah, its written. The characters kind of a shaved head kind of girl. Jimmy how does it work when a person your caliber has her head shaved . Do you pay a hairstylist 400 to do it . Yeah. [ laughter ] hes out there, easy day of work these days. Jimmy yeah, and are you enjoying having it . I love it. It was funny too. When i first started i didnt think about it because it was the role, you know . It was like, oh, lets do this. And then and then as we were shaving it, and being my little one and sia were doing the honors of shaving head jimmy oh, really . How olds he . Hes 6. Jimmy you let a 6yearold shave your head . Well, whats the worst that could happen. It was a number two so it just jimmy he made a number two . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy i see. The number 2. Jimmy i see, gotcha. You couldnt really go wrong. I was thinking i didnt think about it until it started, like what is the shape of my head going too look like . Jimmy right. Because that was really then i started i really started to panic. I was like, if this is not, you know and then sia was like, i know its going to be round. I know it. [ laughter ] and all of a sudden it was like a birthing. It was like, its a boy its round [ applause ] jimmy thank goodness. Well, i just, you know. Jimmy you dont want to have a big dent in your head or something, right . It was possible. It was possible it could have been anything. You know you know. I dont know. It would have been a weird profile in the movie. Jimmy yeah, it would have. If it was, you know, not so we were pleasantly, you know, surprised. Jimmy who would have imagined your head would also be perfect. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i do want to ask you about, what is your position on Affordable Care<\/a> act, obamacare. Hes been very focused on doing this. He tweeted, since congress cant this is big, usually when trump uses the power of the pen its to declare bankruptcy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but he was so fired up, so fired up about this executive order, he almost forgot to sign it. We will have Great Health Care<\/a> in our country. Thank you all very much. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Jimmy oh, yeah, all right. Thanks a lot, mike pence. First thing the guy does all year, and its that. [ laughter ] meanwhile the president s inexplicable battle with puerto rico rages on. Trump fired off a trio of Early Morning<\/a> tweets saying puerto ricos infrastructure was a disaster before hurricane maria, blaming them for their own financial problems, warning that the government wont be there to help them indefinitely. And also those paper towels . He wants those back. [ laughter ] he wrote, we cannot keep fema in puerto rico forever. Which, okay. But its been three weeks. He has hemorrhoids that last longer than that. [ laughter ] i dont know what what his problem with puerto rico is. Didnt he say he loves puerto rico . Puerto rico. We love puerto rico. [ laughter ] jimmy we do. 80 of puerto rico still doesnt have power and hes tapping on his watch. I feel like the only way to get donald trump to care about whats happening there is to add a hot puerto rican anchor lady to fox and friends. That might do it. Its especially crazy that this is the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up. He posted these tweets starting at 6 49 a. M. In fact, thats when he does most of his angry tweeting. I think, i gave this a lot of thought today, i think i have a plan to maybe put a dent in that. Because its dangerous. And the plan is this. A fin jet spinner. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] what i would like you to do is go in your kids rooms, grab all their fidget spinners, and send them to this address, the white house, 1600 pennsylvania avenue, washington, d. C. Better yet, send them to his real address, the maralago golf club, 1100 south ocean boulevard, palm beach. [ cheers and applause ] lets do everything we can to keep those little fingers busy, give them something less destructive to do. Sorry, kids, but your country needs these, okay . [ laughter ] trumps chief of staff, general john kelly, had a rare press conference, i think it may have been his First Press Conference<\/a> as chief of staff, to announce reports of his demise have been bigly exaggerated. I would just offer to you that although i read it all the time pretty consistently, im not quitting today. I dont believe, and i just talked to the president , i dont think im being fired today. And i am not so frustrated in this job that im thinking of leaving. Unless things change, im not quitting, im not getting fired, and i dont think theyll fire anyone tomorrow. Jimmy so you know what that means, right . Hes fired hes fired jimmy i did not see that coming. While were on the subject of firing things up, starting january 1 it will be legal to sell marijuana for Recreational Purposes<\/a> in the state of california. [ cheers and applause ] and in anticipation of this, the state bureau of cannabis control has established rules for how marijuana can be delivered. If youre really lazy, you could get it delivered right to your house. But the rules state that deliveries must be made in person by an enclosed motor vehicle, which means no drones, means no motorcycles, i guess. But it also means that dozens of new Delivery Services<\/a> are gearing up. Chief among those Delivery Services<\/a>, a spinoff of a popular ridesharing company. First there was uber. Then uberx. Then uberpool. Uberselect. Uberblack. Uberlux. Now doober. Press of a button and one of our cars will be dispatched directly to your home. One of our friendly doober drivers will show up at your door with the pot youre too lazy to go get. Hey, man, open up did i order pizza . No, man. Im your doober. Oh, yeah, man thanks, dog. Come on in here. Hey, you got any weed . Yeah, i just scored some. [ laughter ] doober. Live the high life. Jimmy thats convenient, right . This is funny. This is from our abc affiliate in colorado springs. News channel 13. Where an innocent story about a denver bronco with an unusual name gave rise to an even more unusual new position. The broncos tight end jake butt cant wait to play. Butt tore his acl nine months ago in his final college game, and hes been working very hard sense to get back on the field. The hardest part for me has been jimmy well, thats all the squats . Let me tell you that is the kind of filth that america does not need right now. And fortunately were here to clean it up. It is thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. Lets start with health care. I saw that tweet this morning and started stroking my [ bleep ] trying to figure out exactly what hes referring to. We want lower taxes. Bigger paychecks. And [ bleep ] jobs for american truckers. How often do you [ bleep ] . [ bleep ] every 14 days. A good number at the white house. But i dont really want to [ bleep ] him because melania is there. Nfl coaches out of a job after a video emerged of him [ bleep ]ing a white [ bleep ]. Butt day, do we need that . Do we need that . I guess we do. Lets get [ bleep ]ed married couple from virginia took on the top prize at the 18th annual north american wife [ bleep ]ing championship. Do your research and realize its going to be this big, and maybe you love big [ bleep ]s like me. Now we got a whole new breed of [ bleep ]s, folks, soft [ bleep ]s. He came back, pushed me off my chair, and [ bleep ]ed me. Where . In my face. Where . Fist or hand . Fist. Hes getting worked on. Lets hope thats nothing serious. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, i have some alarming internet pornography news and im going to do the unthinkable and put a Pumpkin Spice<\/a> pizza into my mouth. Stick around, well be right back so, verizon and google have teamed up on the pixel 2. Its a match made in tech heaven. Its like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. No, actually they separate into a suspension. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. What if its like h2 and o . Yeah. Thats right. I had a feeling that would score with you guys. Good meeting. avo when you really, really want the best get the pixel 2 for up to 300 off on googles exclusive wireless partner, verizon. [ [ all ] by simon anbees funkel ] [ all ] bees the volkswagen atlas. With easyaccess 3rd row. Lifes as big as you make it. Advil liquigels minis. Our first concentrated pill that rushes powerful relief. A small new size thats fast, cause its liquid. Woohoo youll ask, what pain . New advil liquigels minis. You know win control . Be this guy. Check it out selfappendectomy oh, thats really attached. Thats why i rent from national. Where i get the control to choose any car in the aisle i want, not some car they choose for me. Which makes me one smooth operator. Ah still a little tender. vo go national. Go like a pro. When you ache and havent youre not you. Tylenol\u00ae pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol\u00ae. [ america by simon can i cross it off yet . Almost. And. Now. The volkswagen atlas. With available digital cockpit. Lifes as big as you make it. Jimmy hello and welcome back to the show. Kate hudson, Jared Padalecki<\/a> and comedian ismail loutfi all on the way. Were on our way to brooklyn next week. All next week. If i dont make it back to l. A. , know i died doing what i love, eating pizza until my heart exploded. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you heard, theres a damaging computer virus going around. Its infecting millions of people who visited the website pornhub which im told is a repository for adult film. [ laughter ] do you know this . Have any of you been on that website . Lets get a camera on whoever that was. Pornhub is the 20th most popular website in the United States<\/a>, gets about 80 million visitors a day which is crazy. Theres a quick test they do to find out if you have the virus on your computer. First they ask, are you a man . And if you said yes, then yeah, you have it on your computer. [ laughter ] heres how you get the virus. A tab would pop up saying there was a critical update, then if you clicked that update, the virus would be downloaded to your computer. In other words, you got the virus by being stupid. [ laughter ] and now when you take the computer to the geek squad to get it fixed they absolutely know what you did. [ laughter ] probably best to throw the computer out and start over. If you did contract a virus, its your responsibility to contact other websites you visited, let them know they need to get tested, okay . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of troubling things, this is a cautionary tale. Instigated by what i believe is the greatest threat to the United States<\/a> in the present day. Someone reported an unusual smell on the third floor of Cristo Rey Jesuit High School<\/a> yesterday. It got so bad the hazmat team was called out to test for toxins. It turned out to be a Pumpkin Spice<\/a> air freshener. Jimmy uhhuh. The damn pumpkin spicing of america continues. And the president does nothing about it. [ laughter ] this started with lattes. Now we have Pumpkin Spice<\/a> everything. They even have Pumpkin Spice<\/a> dog treats. Organic nuggets. Even the dog on the package looks depressed by this. [ laughter ] theres one thing dogs love, its pumpkin. Of all the Pumpkin Spice<\/a>d atrocities and there are many out there, this to me is the most atrocious. This is a Pumpkin Spice<\/a> pizza. I spoke about this a couple of weeks ago. As a result of that, the restaurant chain that makes it, villa italian kitchen, reached out and said, try it before you make fun of it. Their c. O. O. Offered to fly out here to bring one to me. Im nothing but if not fair, you know that about me, right . Guillermo yeah, jimmy. Jimmy thank you. Even though it goes against everything i stand for, even though it shakes me to my Italian American<\/a> core, i said, yes, you can fly out here and i will try it, i feel like i owe it to them and myself to at least give Pumpkin Spice<\/a> pizza a chance. Its Pumpkin Spice<\/a> its Pumpkin Spice<\/a> it just isnt right its Pumpkin Spice<\/a> pizza pie with Pumpkin Spice<\/a> are they out of their minds its Pumpkin Spice<\/a> and here we go, heres the Pumpkin Spice<\/a> pizza coming out of the car and into the studio. Jimmy and here he is, the c. O. O. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing, andrew . Jimmy kimmel, how are you . Jimmy this is the here, let me put this right over here. Sure. Jimmy there we go. Okay. All right. [ laughter ] jimmy, jimmy that hurts, that hurts. Jimmy thanks for coming. No, i will try this. I need one commitment from you. Jimmy what is the commitment . I need a twobite commitment. So much flavor. I want to make sure you get it all. Jimmy okay, all right, all right. I am going to make another commitment to you. Im going to be honest. If i like it, ill tell you i like it. If i dont like it ill tell you. But i do have a couple of questions. Why, is number one. Why not . Its all about fun. And best way to get on the Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> show is jimmy is to make something terrible . Exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Tasting is believing. Jimmy do your children know what daddy is doing at work . They do, we try to keep it very low key. Jimmy all right, you hold that. Lets reveal it. Have a look at it. It got a little bit shaken up. Thats beautiful. Jimmy so im examining it. Im going to have a smell of it. Is there a special way to consume this . Very new york style, you got it right there. Jimmy okay, very good. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] you wouldnt want to get something that on the end there. Hold on one more. Jimmy let me swallow it first. [ laughter ] okay. Hm hm, hm hm you like it, dont you . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy well, its not terrible. Well take that. Jimmy but but you know what . Order the regular pizza from them. [ cheers and applause ] its like you dumped a pumpkin pie onto a pizza. Thats a good thing. Jimmy that is not a good thing. Get some to guillermo, hell give it a try, well see what he thinks. Thank you. Jimmy thank you so much. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was better than i thought it was going to be. I gave it a 5. All right . But dont do that anymore, okay . Oh, hes gone, all right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, Jared Padalecki<\/a> is here. Ismael loutfi is here. And well be right back with kate hudson. [ cheers and applause ] every time you call on me i drop what i do you are my best friend and weve got some things to do do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna yeaheaeaeah gointoilet paper run, need anything . Hair spray bark snickers bitesized. Im on it. 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Its washclothlike texture helps clean better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Beautiful view. Thanks to charmin. And you, honeybear. Awwwww. We all go. Why not enjoy the go with charmin . Jimmy hi there, welcome to the show. Tonight, from the longrunning show supernatural on the cw, Jared Padalecki<\/a> is here. Then, a funny man you can see him at the laughing skull lounge in atlanta november 9th and 12th. Comedian Ismael Loutfi<\/a>. Next week, we will be joining those of you who live in new york for five shows from the Brooklyn Academy<\/a> of music. B. A. M. We have great guests lined up including david letterman, amy schumer, howard stern, tracy morgan, billy joel, woody harrelson, cardi b, dj khaled, lcd soundsystem, and more. And this is exciting we have our own twitter emoji to commemorate our trip. If you send a tweet using the hashtag kimmelinbrooklyn or just kimmel, a special emoji pops up. Ill show you how it works. This is going to take about a half hour, okay . Dear brooklyn. Oops. I look forward to being in you next week. [ laughter ] kimmelinbrooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] you see that . It just comes right up. All right. Is the show done now . Okay, all right. Our first guest tonight comes from a family of movie stars. Shes a golden globe winner herself who, starting tomorrow, can be seen in the courtroom drama based on real american history. Called marshall. Please welcome kate hudson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looks good. Weve had a similar haircut. Jimmy in about three weeks well have exactly the same haircut. Exactly, exactly. Jimmy it looks good. You did it for a role . I did, i did a film with sia. Jimmy sia directed a film. The singer songwriter. She directed a film and i starred and it and she was like, well, im going to shave your head. Jimmy did she tell you beforehand youd have to shave your head for the written . Yeah, its written. The characters kind of a shaved head kind of girl. Jimmy how does it work when a person your caliber has her head shaved . Do you pay a hairstylist 400 to do it . Yeah. [ laughter ] hes out there, easy day of work these days. Jimmy yeah, and are you enjoying having it . I love it. It was funny too. When i first started i didnt think about it because it was the role, you know . It was like, oh, lets do this. And then and then as we were shaving it, and being my little one and sia were doing the honors of shaving head jimmy oh, really . How olds he . Hes 6. Jimmy you let a 6yearold shave your head . Well, whats the worst that could happen. It was a number two so it just jimmy he made a number two . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy i see. The number 2. Jimmy i see, gotcha. You couldnt really go wrong. I was thinking i didnt think about it until it started, like what is the shape of my head going too look like . Jimmy right. Because that was really then i started i really started to panic. I was like, if this is not, you know and then sia was like, i know its going to be round. I know it. [ laughter ] and all of a sudden it was like a birthing. It was like, its a boy its round [ applause ] jimmy thank goodness. Well, i just, you know. Jimmy you dont want to have a big dent in your head or something, right . It was possible. It was possible it could have been anything. You know you know. I dont know. It would have been a weird profile in the movie. Jimmy yeah, it would have. If it was, you know, not so we were pleasantly, you know, surprised. Jimmy who would have imagined your head would also be perfect. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i do want to ask you about, what is your position on Pumpkin Spice<\/a> . Oh, yeah, i can actually i think im smelling it still. Jimmy its probably in my teeth. Yeah. Yeah. You know jimmy, i love Pumpkin Spice<\/a>. Jimmy oh. Like i really love it. Im one of those people that loves the holidays. So i change my house and the scents and everything. And Pumpkin Spice<\/a> is one of the things i put in my house. I wont invite you over. Jimmy well, i know that. What about on pizza . It is a little weird. It was a little weird. And the globs made me uncomfortable. Jimmy there should not be globs on a pizza. No. But i would go and get a Pumpkin Spice<\/a> latte any time. Jimmy you would . Absolutely. Jimmy even in july . Yeah. No, if you go to the supermarket in my neighborhood and get the Pumpkin Spice<\/a> coffee mates, theyre gone. Jimmy really . Its because i took all of them. Jimmy oh, really . Yes, i love Pumpkin Spice<\/a>. Its like its warm. Its the warmth of the fall. Pumpkin jimmy its not warm, its a small amount of chemicals in a plastic cup is really what it is. [ laughter ] well, you can make a natural version. Jimmy can you really . Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Jimmy by the way, do you do that its one of the things i talk about in my book. Well, i dont talk about Pumpkin Spice<\/a>. Jimmy maybe that will be a whole other book. Pretty fun. Its about throwing a party. Right . Well, no. Its about i mean, its about why its important to have to gather. To me its like when we talk about wellness a lot, you talk about health, all these things but people forget to talk about why we connect. And thats kind of the focus on this. Along with the fun stuff. Jimmy right, yes. But its really about its important to connect. Its not about the big parties, its about traditions. Jimmy can you have fun if youre not pretty . Is that allowed . No, my whole theory behind pretty happy or pretty fun jimmy that was your last book, pretty happy. Yeah, nothings ever perfect. Its like, oh, that was pretty fun. I mean, it looks great. Jimmy you set the bar at a reasonable yeah, thats where you have to set it. Then the expectations arent too high. Jimmy unless youre martha stewart, youre not going to achieve those high highs. Ive tried. It doesnt work for me. Jimmy maybe because youre serving Pumpkin Spice<\/a> stuff at your house. Is that possible . No. Jimmy were going to take a break. Im going to try to talk you out of this Pumpkin Spice<\/a> thing during the commercial. Kate hudson is here. [ cheers and applause ] she has a movie called marshall. Well be right back. Gointoilet paper run, need anything . Hair spray bark snickers bitesized. Im on it. Get new, lower prices on thousands of items. Target run done. It all started when sophia found the Perfect Little<\/a> mug at marshalls. Then piece by piece, surprise by surprise, she built the greatest guest bathroom ever. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . No. But great things happen when you choose surprise. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. 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You cant really weve had such a hard time with the clips because you cant give too much of the movie away. Jimmy and theres some heavy stuff in the movie. There is heavy stuff. Jimmy its a really good movie. You got 100 on Rotten Tomatoes<\/a> with the top credit ins. Yes that was a first. Jimmy is it . Do you even look at no, no, i cant, i cant. Jimmy what about your parents . Did they look at their criticisms . No, no. Jimmy they never do . Healthy mentality. If you believe the good ones, you have to believe the bad ones. If you believe every one, why am i reading about myself . Jimmy but you did know this one had 100 . Yeah, because your producer told me. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, okay, he told me as well. Hes like, did you know you had 100 . I was like, what, no, because nobody tells me anything. It was awesome. Jimmy i see, i see. Yeah, it was you know. Jimmy we talked about this book with the parties and stuff like that. When you were a teenager, did you ever like throw a party that your parents werent aware of . Oh, yeah, yeah. I talk about one of them in the book a little bit. And its we thought our parents were out of town. We were older, late teens. Jimmy thats the time where trouble happens, yeah. We were, you know my parents liked to party. Theyre very like open. Opendoor type of family. So thats how we felt as teenagers. We were like, guys, parents are out of town, come on over. We thought it was going to be like 20 people. But like 50 of our friends were at the house. And were having a blast. And all of a sudden the door flings open. And its my mother. And were it was like, rrr everything just stopped. She was in a negligee. [ laughter ] you know, like and she looked around like, really . As you would think she would in one of her films. Just like looking around. And then she goes, she goes to the lights, she turns the lights way down. She goes, kids, lighting is everything. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] then she left. And everybody was like, your mom is so cool and ollie and i were literally like, no, its going to be so bad in the morning. She was right about lighting. She was right. I talk about that in my book. Jimmy theres nothing worse than going to a party or a restaurant, its like being inside a walmart. Yeah, im one of those people thats like walking into a party, wheres the food . How do you not have food at a party . Just give me something. Give me a pretzel. You know. So i have a little bit of that, how do you get people to get cozy and just relax and have a great need to relax . Jimmy you go into somebodys refrigerator when youre at their house, open the door and go in. Yes, yes. Ill be asking as im going. Can i go get a thing . Yeah. Jimmy well, there you go. Youre much more relaxed than i am. Its very good to see you. Nice to see you. Jimmy congratulations on the movie and the book too. 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When it comes to helping maria iher daughter,le mom. Shopping for groceries, unclogging the sink, setting updentist appointments and planning birthday parties, nobody does it better. Shes also in a rock band. Look at her shred. But when it comes to mortgages, shes less confident. Fortunately for maria, theres Rocket Mortgage<\/a> by quicken loans. Its simple, so she can understand the details and be sure shes getting the right mortgage. Apply simply. Understand fully. Mortgage confidently. With 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. The perfect position seat in the lincoln continental. Jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. For 13 seasons our next guest has battled hellhounds, dragons, dark fairies and demons of all types as the paranormal peacekeeper Sam Winchester<\/a> on supernatural. It airs thursday nights on the cw. Please welcome Jared Padalecki<\/a>. [ cheers and applause ] i heard today, i didnt realize that your shows been on for 13 seasons, thats crazy. Yeah. Jimmy you knew that, right . Constantly reminded. Tonight is our 13th season premiere. Jimmy congratulations. Thats unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] i think i still i think i still pale in comparison to you, youre 15, 16 . Jimmy almost 15. But still. [ cheers and applause ] especially for a scripted show. Its a remarkably long time. Yeah, it surprises me. Obviously with today being the premiere and whatnot, there are a lot of texts and emails going back and forth, congratulations. Jimmy yeah, sure. Good luck, and its still jimmy are you guys getting along still . Usually after the Fourth Season<\/a> is when successful shows, the stars of the show turn on each other. We do get along. We get along really well. Jenson and i are the two brothers in the show. Were texas boys. He was born and raised in dallas. I saw my houston buddies over there. Jimmy thats right, right. I was born in san antonio, we both live in austin. Were both married to actresses. Jimmy the same woman . Yes, yes. Were in a commune. Jimmy your wife was on the show . Yes, season 4. Jimmy explain what happened. It gets a little tricky, right . So i have a 5yearold boy and a 3yearold boy and they call jenson uncle jenson. A baby girl who doesnt yet make words, necessarily, but im sure jimmy she will call him uncle jenson. Likewise his daughter j. J. Calls me uncle jared. My wife was on the show, we met, went out, fell in love, all that. At the end of season 4, daddy and uncle jenson killed my wife. So they dont watch the show yet but thats going to be a very its going to be jimmy how did daddy and uncle jenson do it . I held her by the arms while he stabbed her. Jimmy yeah, no. [ laughter ] honest to god im sort of like, uhh jimmy they must never see that. Not even in their 30s should they see that. Honestly, it would still be a little frightening. Jimmy which one is most likely to look it up and watch it . Shep, my 3yearold. Hes got we call him drunk jared. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] hes not mean, doesnt have a mean bone in his body. Hes just kind of like, ha ha ha, ha ha ha doesnt really realize it. Jimmy little drunk jared is going to be excited to see this. I havent seen that. Jimmy youre on the cover of Entertainment Weekly<\/a>. [ cheers and applause ] not only that, you are alone on the cover of Entertainment Weekly<\/a>. [ cheers and applause ] thats kind of cool, right . Thats really cool. Jimmy yeah. You hadnt seen it yet . I had seen pictures. I hadnt seen it in person. Jimmy you want to touch it . Its shiny. Couldnt hurt. Yeah. Jimmy well, there you go. Thats pretty good. Yeah. I was even joking. My parents still have their Entertainment Weekly<\/a> subscription. Its not something i would have imagined in a million years. For those of you guys out there jimmy your parents are going to be psyched when it shows up at the house. Do they know its coming . Oh, yeah, they know before i know. Hey, we just found out youre doing a photo shoot. Really . I dont have an email yet. Jimmy are they very involved in your life . They are, and theyre very, very excited. They tivo everything or dvr or whatever . Jimmy you shoot the show up in vancouver, right . Yeah. Jimmy do you get a lot of time off . We get we basically film a school year. We go in july, we get thanksgiving, a couple of weeks at christmas and new years, finnish april. We pepper in threeday weekends. But by and large. Jimmy thats great, that sounds like a good deal. It as good gig. Vancouver, any canadians in the house . [ scattered applause ] jimmy sometimes they sneak in, we havent built that wall yet. [ laughter ] its a beautiful spot. Jimmy yes, it is one of the great cities in north america, yes. It really is. Jimmy im not joking, it is. Yeah. Jimmy why would that be a joke . He said north america. Maybe they didnt hear north, they heard america. Jimmy i see, i got it, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Jimmy youre doing 13 seasons of this show. I heard one of my producers told me that you won a debate contest, National Debate<\/a> contest in high school. I did, yes. When i was in high school, in san antonio, back in the late 90s, i did speech and debate. And we my specific what i did wasnt lincoln douglass, it was duo interpretation. It was a really weird, strange if this was a scene in a movie, you and i are talking, looking at each other. If we were doing the duo interpretation version of this scene between us, wed be looking straight forward and id be saying, jimmy, how are you . Id grab something off your cheek and youd hit my hand away. So you react. Jimmy are you arguing with the other person . Sure. We have in our scene he hits me, i react to it. Jimmy its scripted . Its a script. Jimmy its not debate with punching . No. Like the russian chess boxing. Yeah, make it a lot more interesting. It actually would, id watch that. Jimmy this is a script. Really you guys were acting . Acting but it was like acting to a green screen. And these days, because supernatural has a lot of visual effects, ill do a lot of my stuff as you know, speaking to a camera, to a tape mark on the inside of a camera box. Jimmy right, monsters and all that stuff. Yeah which is strange but they havent created the visual effect monster yet. So had i not kind of done that for years in school. There were two things, as a matter of fact jimmy you learned something in school. I did, i did. Jimmy this is amazing. [ laughter ] and even kind of more strangely, i took latin in school. So i could do better on my s. A. T. S because it teaches root words. Oh, i heard you take latin, raise your s. A. T. Score, maybe i can get some scholarships. All the while i took latin in high school, no offense to any latinophiles, latin fanatics, but i knew i would never, ever use it in my life. Now im always saying some latin incantation or exorcism. Jimmy the only nonpriest in america who put your latin to use. Regularly uses latin. Jimmy thats great. [ cheers and applause ] thats a great lesson for. 00004 of kids out there. Well, its great to meet you again. Congratulations on the show. Supernatural airs thursdays at 8 00 p. M. On the cw. Jared padalecki and well return with comedian Ismael Loutfi<\/a>. [ cheers and applause ] what can you do with two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for 5 from dunkin . Settle a debt. Make a friend. Save the day. Or keep em both for this handsome devil. With two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for 5 the future is in your hands. America runs on dunkin. New charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. New charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. And its softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. We all go, why not enjoy the go with charmin . Why are south jerseyans so angry headlines at sweeney . Up. Sweeney repeatedly sided with Chris Christie<\/a> to underfund south jersey schools, increase standardized testing like parcc, cut takehome pay for teachers, and broke his promise to fund the pensions of hundreds of thousands of new jerseyans all while padding his own. Steve sweeney says a lot of things. But the truth is, hes not on our side. Countless ailments. Countless hours. And guess what . You can handle it all. Be a leader in your field with a bsn from strayer university. A Nursing Program<\/a> created by and for nurses. Lets get it, nurses. Jimmy our next guest can be seem performing all over the los angeles area, making his Television Debut<\/a> tonight. Please welcome Ismael Loutfi<\/a> huh, wow, wow, good to see you hello. Good to see you. Okay. Good, all right. So im a cutie patootie. Im a sweet young man with a kind face. Ethnic, not ethnic enough to disappoint anybodys parents. You know how hard it is for me to scare white people . I cant. I cant do it. I look like the guy on the cover of every welcome to college brochure. Just give me a backpack and a cardigan. Hi, my name is nonthreatening minority. Im here to tell you that your State University<\/a> is both inclusive and safe. Just ask my best friends, black nerd and asian wheelchair girl. [ laughter ] watch us ride around campus and fight crime, were superheroes. Our super power, white guilt. [ laughter ] im a muslim. That hasnt been fun. I dont know if youve noticed the last 16 years have been pretty stressful for us. I cant watch the news, just the way they talk about us is so demeaning, the buzz words, talking about moderate muslims. Thats their goto. I want to see one moderate muslim, show me one moderate muslim denounce terror. Like, screw you, dude. Who came up with moderate muslim . What an objectifying label to give 1. 5 billion people. Moderate muslims, mild muslims, your sweet and sour muslims, your lemon pepper, teriyaki. And also, we do denounce terror all the time but nobody puts a camera on that, nobody wants to see people be moderate, thats boring. You want to see people up and down and be craze. The point of the news system is to sensationalize everything. Makes me so mad. I just want to blow stuff up. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i get so angry anybody else have that instinct in their blood . I dont know. [ laughter ] i dont know what that is. Probably nothing to worry about, all right. Okay, its been tense. I think we can all agree its been a tense year ever since the dude became the thing. [ laughter ] the guy with the yeah it was weird. I think that was weird night for everybody. For me, at the time of the election, i was on a road trip from tennessee to atlanta, georgia. And as the Election Results<\/a> became official, as it was like official, donald trump won, it was 2 00 a. M. , middle of the night, my car died. My car just dead on the side of the highway. So i get out of the car. I look at it for no reason. I call the tow truck company. Theyre in a great mood. Im like, hey, im brown and im stranded in tennessee, i need to go to atlanta. Theyre like, dont you worry, were going to send heath heath is gonna getcha thats the scariest way you could have said that but not much i can do about it now. Heath shows up in his tow truck. Heath is this big old southerner, big camo jacket, camo hat, a big beard full of bramble and leaves. I get in the truck. Its a sixhour journey by the way. Six hours through the deep south. All right, so the first hour is just complete silence. Me and heath are just whoo. Interesting day, okay. And then heath starts opening up to me, starts talking. Hes like, so where you from . Im like, florida. Hes like, oh, yeah, sure, okay, yep, all right. Im like, and syria. Like, i know what you want to hear. I know how not to disappoint white people. You dont want to hear florida. I get it, i understand, i know. Im cool with it. So i told him syria. And he was cool with it. He was really cool. And i know that because then he started telling me about his life. He was like, i used to live in shanghai, china. I was like, oh my god, heath. Thats kind of cool. He was like, yeah, i lived in beijing for two years. Oh my god, beijing, whats that even about . Then we just started talking about china. We talked about the cuisine, the culture, communism, the pollution, the politics. It felt good, it get like america was going to being on, right . Like our conversation was a bandaid being put on the wound left by that divisive election, right . And then out of nowhere he was like, i dont like chinese people. Im like, dammit, heath, are you serious . [ laughter ] you were doing so good, come on, man. [ applause ] then he literally goes, no, no, i mean like asians. That was his correction. He went bigger. What . No, i dont hate 1 billion people, i hate 4 billion people what are you doing . Hes like, theyre sneaky. You cant say that 4 billion people are sneaky, man, come on. Plus i had just told him that im from syria. Syrias in asia. Im an asian. But he didnt know that and i didnt want to tell him. So i just held it in for five hours. Just not going to mention that. Now looking back on it, me not telling him that im asian, pretty sneaky asian [ bleep ]. He was actually kind of right about that. Thank you so much, byebye appreciate it jimmy very sneaky, you were very sneaky. Ismael loutfi id like to thank all my guests and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. Thank you for watching, Buenos Noches<\/a> this is nightline. Tonight, nearly a year after the abduction of the socalled california super mom they blanded her. New evidence raising questions about her disappearance. Texts with a male acquaintance days before. The mysterious dna found on her clothes. Police sketches of possible suspects and the newly released 911 recordings of her husband reporting her missing. Found her phone on the ground. Telling me that something happened to her. Plus topsecret jfk files sealed from the public for decades now released, sharing light on the president and the assassination that spawned endless conspiracy theories and movies. Coup detat with Lyndon Johnson<\/a> waiting in the wings. 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