astros. who would not go down last night. the astros are tough. did you watch the game last night? [ cheers and applause ] i think it just ended about ten minutes ago. the game lasted 2:28. it was game one. game two was over four hours long. by the time this game finally ended last night, young sheldon was just sheldon. [ laughter ] the dodgers lost what was a heartbreaker in 11 innings. dodgers/astros combined to hit the most home runs ever in a world series games. dodgers had to use all their relief pitchers. did you watch the game last night? >> guillermo: very sad, jimmy. >> jimmy: it was very sad. who did you watch it with? >> guillermo: my wife and my son. >> jimmy: how late does stay up? >> guillermo: with me maybe 9:00, 10:00, something. you know. >> jimmy: isn't he with you every night? >> guillermo: well, sometimes that i have to work, like last week we were not here. so, you know. my wife put him to sleep. but 7:00 in the morning, 8:00 i mean, 7:00 p.m., 8:00. >> jimmy: okay, all right. are you casting a spell on someone? >> guillermo: no, i'm a little drunk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: something seemed off. i want to wish a special happy birthday to hillary clinton, who turned 70 today. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know, what do you get for the woman who almost had everything? i don't know what you look for. my guess is she wished for something with the words "russian," "pee," and "tape" it in, i don't know. president trump believe it or not tweeted a birthday message. crooked hillary's little happy birthday cake is garbage compared to mar-a-lago, most beautiful chocolate cake you've ever seen, sad, fake cake, lock her up. that's bigly of him. president trump's approval rating is at a new low, or make i should say at a new, new low. according to the latest fox news poll, president trump has a 38% approval rating. and only 6% on rotten tomatoes. it's very low. turns out bringing the country to the brink of nuclear war while golfing every day isn't playing as well with the voters as he'd hoped. yet 83% of republican voters approve of the trump's performance so far, astonishing. i feel he could have been the captain of "the titanic" and people way sa, he's staring it like it is. the poll is especially painful because it comes from fox news. and they love trump. this is the lowest rating trump has ever been given by fox. the good news is the president still has a very high opinion of himself. and that's all that really matters. [ laughter ] president trump was on fox -- [ cheers and applause ] did he was on the fox business channel where he shared a bit of detail about this wall he so inexplicably wants to build. >> you think of a wall as a wall. but honestly you company need some see-through ability. because you don't know -- if you do pure concrete, which is a wall, then you can't see who's on the other side. you have a wall that's this thick and you can't see who's on the other side. so we're going to need some see-through and we're going to take a look at the wall and we're going to get it built and it's going to be quite the wall. >> jimmy: quite an interview too. [ cheers and applause ] so that was lou dobbs. while lou was picking and eating bugs out of trump's hair, the president whined about the media. i think the underlying message from this clip you're about to see is why won't everybody love me? >> what could be more fake than cbs and nbc and abc and cnn, when you look at some of these stories and when you look at the amount of negative -- i know when i do well and when i do badly. i know a good story from a bad story. when you have a really good story and they make it bad, i'll say to my wife, oh, tonight i'm going to enjoy watching television because i did great. and wait till you see this. and then they put it on and it's like, oh. that's not so good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll go ahead and say this. poor melania, laying there, listening to this. wishing she was back home in transylvania where they don't have television. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] really, i feel for her. donald trump has done 18 of the 23 sit-down interviews he's granted as president with fox. and though to some it might seem like he's doing it because they coddle him, the truth is some of the questions these fox anchors ask are pretty hard-hitting. >> you have accomplished so much in that nine months. >> the market's up 25% since you won. >> even your ability, your successes, how are we going to get that across to the american people? >> some of the media trying to say that you aren't attentive, but the people on the ground thought your response was pitch perfect. >> who's been your biggest oppone opponent? democrats resisting? fake news media? deep state leaks? >> you're also one of the most loved and respected, i would say. how does that feel? >> jimmy: by the way, we can't show you the rest of that interview, abc won't let us show an old man taking off his pants. [ laughter ] suffice to say things got sexy. president trump released 2,800 classified files. these files that have been kept away from the public related to the assassination of john f. kennedy. turns out jfk was not assassinated by lee harvey oswald, he choked to death on a fidget spinner. [ laughter ] trump was expected to release more than 3,000 files but he held some back because law enforcement and foreign affairs agencies asked him to. the president order the those agencies to report back in 180 days. he said in the memo he had no choice but to accept some redactions in the files rather than "allow potentially irreversible harm to our nation's security." which makes you wonder what the hell? meanwhile he tweeted the files were so interesting. but i mean, do we really believe he read 3,000 pages of files? [ laughter ] maybe john kelly read them out loud while he ate fried chicken in the bathtub. maybe. meanwhile, this is an interesting statistic. more stores have closed in the united states this year han any other year. 6,700 american stores went out of business this year. although i don't think of them as store closings, i think of them as halloween warehouse super store openings. 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[ laughter ] what the hell is going on? halloween is less than a week away. maybe that was just a guy in costume, i don't know. you know, every halloween i see people with these fake cobwebs decorating the outside of their house. i think, what a confusing time of the year this must be for spiders. [ laughter ] it is funny, funny that kids love halloween so much when on easter there's a magic rabbit that brings candy to your house. you don't have to beg for it. you don't even have to open the door, it comes right in, sometimes into your bedroom. aspca is warning pet owners not to put their pets in costumes unless they know the pet loves it. how do you know if your pet loves -- do you catch him taking a bunch of selfies in it? i don't know. this is a new halloween thing i was made aware of. do you know about the teal pumpkins? anybody know about this? so you put a teal pumpkin on your porch on halloween like that. to let trick-or-treaters who have food allergies know that your house is offering nonedible treats like toys or dental floss, i don't know what the treats are. apparently teal is the color of food allergy awareness, which to me that's a bad -- teal is the most confusing color. i don't know if it's true blue. i don't know if it's green. we've got a woman here in the front. what would you say the color of this sweater you have on is right now? exactly, you have no idea. [ laughter ] it's a bad color for a pumpkin. teal should be exclusively for dream catchers and jewelry you buy on the road to sedona. [ cheers and applause ] but people do this now. people say this makes halloween inclusive for kids with food allergies. what about the kids with food allergies who are also color blind, what are they supposed to do? what about people who are allergic to pumpkins themselves? there are too many unanswered questions. anyway, i look forward to hearing your thoughts on this on social media. i'm sure someone is hearing this. [ laughter ] sometimes i spend a full hour trying to figure out why people are mad, but they are. i don't hand out candy on halloween. what i do instead, i set up a reasonably priced vending machine on my porch. and then anybody who has quarters can enjoy. you know, not everyone loves halloween. i don't like it that much. and i'll tell you, someone else who doesn't like it is pat robertson, the host of a religious show called "the 700 club." it's been on for 700 years. [ laughter ] pat has been warning us about the evils of halloween for ables. pat has been around -- he went to college with the devil, he knows his stuff. please pay attention to this because what pat is saying is very, very important. >> tonight is halloween. millions of children, adults, will be dressing up as devils, witches, and goblins. this is the night that people worship satan. saturday is halloween. and that's the day when millions of children and adults will be dressing up as devils, witches, and goblins. huh. to celebrate satan. halloween is satan's night, it's the night for the devil. it is a pagan day, it is the day dedicated to satan. it's a terrible holiday. the whole idea of trick-o-treating, the druids would go to somebody's house and ask for money. if they didn't get money, theet ki they'd kill one of their sheep. that was the trick. demons are real. i want to say that off the bat. don't let your babies grow up to be demon worshippers. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, he's everywhere. thank you, pat. i'm with you on that. and one more thing before we forge ahead, it is thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> walmart recently announced a plan that would allow its delivery people into your home to [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> senator corker tells manu he would not [ bleep ] the president again. essentially he regrets [ bleep ]ing him in the first place. >> you can [ bleep ], [ bleep ] like a pro, you can do anything. >> i can [ bleep ], [ bleep ] like a pro. >> i just realized how hard his [ bleep ] is. compared to mine. mine is a piece of [ bleep ]. >> i'll be happy to bring a [ bleep ] to the floor if i know president trump would [ bleep ] it. >> we have breaking news, a violent [ bleep ], [ bleep ] near city hall in lower manhatt manhattan. >> the umpire paul nort, he's got one of the smallest [ bleep ]s of all the umpires. >> breitbart are saying things along the lines that trump [ bleep ]ed you. what's your response to that? >> i'm still standing. >> put the [ bleep ] in your mouth and go for it. all over. it's worth it. all over my face, and it was worth it. >> i [ bleep ] you like a sister. >> where's green arrow? >> i [ bleep ]ed him off. excuse me. 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar-winning actress whom you know from many great movies, her latest role is as a hard-drinking, pot-smoking, stripper-licking grandma in "a bad moms christmas." please say hello to susan sarandon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: how is everything? how's life? >> life's great. no complaints. i haven't seen you -- you've had a baby. >> jimmy: i did, i had a baby. >> you have controversy, you've got everything going on. congratulations. >> jimmy: just what you want when you have a baby is controversy. >> yeah, yeah. congratulations. he'll want a good story when he gets older. >> jimmy: examples, a sti guess he's unaware of, but thank you. you have so many movies i couldn't go through them all in the intro. what is the one people mention to you most when they see you in person? >> you know -- the thing that i love the most is that there's some people that are like crazy for "thelma and louise." [ cheers and applause ] some people that don't focus on "the rocky horror show -- " [ cheers and applause ] some love "dead men walking." and some people love me in "alien." and i wasn't in that. [ laughter ] so there you go. >> jimmy: yeah. >> just when i'm feeling really proud of someone saying, i love you, my wife loves you. you were great in alien. do i tell them? >> jimmy: do you? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't tell them, just take it. >> humbled. >> jimmy: sigourney weaver probably gets "bull durham." once in a while. >> we were in an event together, an award thing, and i said, and we are here today to just show you we are not the same person. we are two different people. >> jimmy: is she the person you get confused with most? >> i think so. and she's a fool taller than i am. >> jimmy: you never know how -- you know, when people are movie stars, you just have no idea. >> that's true, that's why all those little tiny guys still are movie stars. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: somebody lined them up against the wall people would be like, no, no, no. >> they'd be like, what? no, no. >> jimmy: that is funny that you say that. by the way, looking through your instagram, i saw that you went on a safari. where did you go? >> everywhere. we went to many places. it was a trip my brother passed away a year ago and he had promised this trip for his son when he turned 16. the next year. so i went with his mom tamecka. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> it was bittersweet. we covered a lot of -- she set up a great trip. and you went on safari too? >> jimmy: i did go on a safari, yes. i went through the kruger national park. i took my kids there. >> i went there with my son when he was 8. because i always planned to have like a nice little trip when the kids turned 8, just me and him. after two days he said, "so is this it? it's just us?" "are we going to go see those animals again?" >> jimmy: that's kind of how i felt, to be honest with you. i feel like -- sometimes people ask if they're planning to go on safari, how long should i stay? i feel 3 1/2 days is a good amount. because at a certain point you start seeing the same animals over and over again. and it's like you realize, this is like their work day. hey, what's going on? you know. >> and then there's the moment where, you know, some leopard or something takes down the baby gazelle. and it's like a snuff film. you're suddenly in the middle of this horrible moment. the mother's on the hill and you're just like, i know it's the circle of life, but this is awful. >> jimmy: yeah, this is not the circle i necessarily -- >> no, no. and also the kids are so used to seeing animals that they're like, oh, yeah, he just took that up in the tree, okay, what's now? >> jimmy: i was like one of the kids. that's how i was. >> how about when they snort outside your tent or your little -- you can hear them. the hippos right there. >> jimmy: i was terrified the whole time. because i didn't feel the tent was sturdy enough to protect me from the animals. >> it wasn't. >> jimmy: and they gave me a warning, do not leave your door unlocked because the monkeys will open the door and they'll come in, they'll raid your mini bar, they'll take everything. [ laughter ] this is not a joke by the way. [ laughter ] and there's -- that's really for me, that's just -- just ruins the trip, i was worried about monkeys and my wife left the door unlocked and i got angry and she got mad at me for being mad. >> there are gangs. it's like 42nd street used to be in the '70s. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell me about that. >> they take your glasses, they take your purse, they -- you know. >> jimmy: what do they need glasses for? >> they probably sell them somewhere, i don't know. [ laughter ] barter them somewhere. but there are certain areas where that's the deal. you laugh and think it's cute until they mug you. >> jimmy: have you been mugged by a monkey gang? >> no, i'm from new york, i knew how to watch out for myself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: then the other thing they said is keep the doors locked. because i think this was in capetown, because if you stop the car, if there's any kind of anything, they'll get in and then there will be a baboon or whatever in the car with you. >> there are rules. there are definitely rules. >> jimmy: they'll go wild on you. >> there are rules. yeah you have to watch out for the hip pot does -- >> jimmy: what a commercial for a safari. >> we almost went right up the ass of an elephant in the middle of the night. [ laughter ] we were coming around the corner, there was a complete dropoff, there's obviously no street lights. it's dark, dark, dark. all of a sudden there was the butt of this elephant. and our driver got scared, which made me frightened. that was the one time. because then he was like, do you stay still? do you back up? you could see his thought process. we were saying, back the [ muted ] up! yes, back up! let him go somewhere, don't stay here, no. we don't want to -- so that was the one time it got a little scary. department i have one kid that at that time was a sleepwalker. so when i took my -- >> jimmy: oh, no. >> yeah. >> jimmy: went out into the jungle? >> no i had to sleep with him. but i was always like one eye open. you worry he's going to get up and walk around. >> jimmy: i would have roped -- put a lasso around my son and just tied him to some of the furniture. >> he was slightly too old for that. >> jimmy: you're never too old to get tied to furniture. you should know that, susan. >> i think i did that movie. did i do that movie? 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's susan sarandon and more in "a bad moms christmas." you're playing kathryn hahn's mom. she is one of the funniest people there is. >> one of the funniest and also so emotional. it really amazes me when i worked with melissa mccarthy, same thing. very, very funny. very real. but then like that they can cry. >> jimmy: you made her cry? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah! >> jimmy: did you know each other before the movie? >> no, she wrote me a letter asking me to do it, which i of course completely fell for. because she was just so, you know -- so sweet. >> jimmy: handwritten letter. >> not even an e-mail, it was a handwritten one. if you're ever trying to get someone to do something, write it? that is the way to go. it worked with kathryn hahn. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your character is bad. is everyone bad in the movie? in this one? >> this movie shows how stressed everybody gets about the holidays and doing everything perfectly. actually, katherine and i are the slutty moms and we're kind of on the same page. but the other two have big chasms that they overcome. and that's where a lot of the heart of the movie is. i basically, you know -- i didn't have a mom, so i don't know what that's about, so i just keep getting high. >> jimmy: you're talking about the character, of course. >> yes. i don't even know that it's christmas, i think it might be easter, i don't know, when i show up i'm like, i don't know, what year, what is it? it was fun. all the gals are really, really great. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about another gal that i assume is a friend. but because when she was here last, this had just happened. this is kate winslet with michael shannon in the middle. and kate has admitted to -- [ laughter ] she told me she just decided to touch your breasts. did she ask you if this was okay beforehand? >> no. [ laughter ] i don't know if she was trying to see if they were real? what did she say? did she have an explanation? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> it was lovely, i mean, you don't see it in that expression, but i think -- [ laughter ] no, you don't see it in that one. but i felt bad for him. he was kind of caught in the middle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you don't know what you're supposed to. >> he might have had a little bit of -- yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah she's touching -- like a safari monkey reaching out. [ laughter ] taking whatever she pleases. >> you know, we kind of feel like we all know each other, the women that survive in this business for any amount of time. >> see. >> you kind of bond for the most part. that's why we never knock each other. so it felt perfectly fine. >> jimmy: okay. >> it didn't feel strange at all. i mean, i would have had a problem if it was a guy. i have to admit. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> that wouldn't have been welcome. but no, i don't know. >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> it was a bit of awe in her look when she touched me. i thought there was -- >> jimmy: maybe she was trying to get good luck or something like that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> maybe. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you, always great to see you. susan sarandon, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: are you still working now, still shooting "the walking dead"? >> yeah, i was working last night, like late, then jumped on a plane. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> kind of just rolled in to see you. >> jimmy: thank you for doing it. >> yeah, yeah? do you like doing that shooting at night? >> there's nothing worse. [ laughter ] when i was 20? when you're in your 20s you're like, there's something romantic about shooting at night. now? [ bleep ] that. [ laughter ] it's just -- it's brutal. you know, one day we're on the show, we start working like 4:30 in the morning, we get in there, you know, get bloody and all that kind of stuff. then the next day, come in tomorrow night at 6:30 p.m. and so there's no turnaround. >> jimmy: it's not like a graveyard shift where you have the same shift all the time, we're always a disaster. >> jimmy: i'd think it would affect your acting? >> yeah i'm horrible. [ laughter ] that's why it's bad. >> jimmy: that's why? he's cranky. >> it's night shoots. otherwise he could be a dream. >> jimmy: i noticed just looking at your tattoos, that's your son, right? >> gussy, gus morgan. this was norman reid, who plays darrell dixon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he was here a couple of days ago. >> he was here i think monday. we're idiots together. >> jimmy: you guys, despite the fact that you are beyond mortal enemies on the show, you're pretty close in real life. >> we're very close in real life. i spend probably more time with him than i do my family. >> jimmy: right. night shots. >> night shoots. and we live next to each other in georgia. now we live next to each other in new york. he's like my brother. >> jimmy: is he stalking you? >> it could be. it's funny, i was telling the producer, he's a little bit of a creeper, you know? [ laughter ] one day we were in san francisco. we had been touring all over the world. we were in san francisco. we were up at haight-ashbury. we were just world. what do you want to do? get a cup of coffee? and a tattoo! and this is how tired i was. as usual. i'm like, i wear the glove on the left hand so you'll never see a tattoo here. i wear it on the right hand. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that didn't occur to you? >> didn't even cross my mind. then i'm like, of course. because when i'm flipping people off it's a gloved hand, it's my right. but so i have to go in early now and get tattoo coverage. >> jimmy: you're not thinking clearly. >> no. this time of year, it gets real skittish. >> jimmy: grt lations. i know you're expecting a baby sometime soon. [ cheers and applause ] i want to ask you something. there's a story behind this photograph. >> ah, yeah. >> jimmy: explain what's just happened in this photograph. >> well -- i guess people knew that my wife was pregnant because we went out and she's super pregnant. people took pictures, they assume. in our life we want to keep as much private as humanly possible. people ask questions, i'm not going to answer anything. i'm at a convention. like a comic-con type of thing. i'm talking in front of like 4,000 people. and i'm super, as usual, tired. getting tattoos on my forehead, whatever. and i somehow started -- it turns into a comedy routine for me on stage. i'm like doing my spiel. my kid gus so is great, i know this daughter i'm about to have is going to be a frigging nightmare. as soon as i said it, the whole crowd went, ooh! i dropped the mike. and that moment right there. it goes from this to me pulling out my phone saying, "hillary, i'm so sorry." >> jimmy: you had to call your wife. >> oh my god, i totally screwed it up. >> jimmy: people think you're being secretive for the sake of being secretive, but what happens is there's some aunt that didn't know yet. >> yeah whatever. >> jimmy: and everyone in your family is mad at you. >> yeah there's that. and some stuff you just want to keep a little bit to yourself. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so much of our life is out there for those to see. and just, you know, let's not tell people the sex of the baby until we have it. it seems like a simple frigging thing. >> jimmy: yet you were not able to achieve that. >> i couldn't do it. i couldn't do it at all. i think i'd only known for a very short time, i was super excited. >> jimmy: you get excited and things come out is what happens. >> it really is? last time you were here, let me make sure i have this right. as i recall there was a photograph taken during the production of "batman v. superman." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: one of the crew guys had a painting of thomas wayne, bruce wayne's father. >> it looked a little bit like javier bardem. >> jimmy: it looked like both of you, yes. because you look almost identical. >> right. >> jimmy: javier bardem. you at that time, you didn't say yes, you didn't say no. >> right. >> jimmy: but now i've learned that there's some comic series where thomas wayne is a batman, a batman dad batman or something. >> yeah, it's a paradox universe. >> jimmy: are you going to be batman in the flash movie? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> let's go back to that! i didn't say [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i don't think you had to. no, no -- >> i don't know anything, no. >> jimmy: you don't know anything? >> no, i don't. >> jimmy: you would know if you weren't playing him, right? >> why -- [ laughter ] i really don't know anything. you know, d.c. has a lot of things -- >> jimmy: so you are working with d.c.? [ laughter ] >> i've worked with d.c. >> jimmy: okay. >> i did that superman, batman thing. i was in "watchmen." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you will confirm that you were in "watchmen"? >> i was, as a matter of fact you showed the first picture of me as a comedian on this show. >> jimmy: that's right. >> you've done a lot of work for d.c. universe. >> jimmy: those graphic novels on the toilet a million times over. >> yeah, yeah, me too. >> jimmy: yeah, still. i think we got a little something out of you. >> you really didn't. i'm just saying. >> jimmy: uh-huh, okay, all right. >> nada. >> jimmy: nothing? we know you shot "the walking dead" last night. >> yes. that's true, you did get that. >> jimmy: that's got to add up to something. neegan is definitely alive? >> he could an zombie. i did say there was a lot of blood. >> jimmy: tell me everything or i'm not giving you your glasses! i'm going to put fingerprints all over these reading glasses! i won't do that to you. >> that's okay. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> it's really nice to see you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. congratulations on the baby and on batman -- he's batman! "the walking dead" sundays at 9:00 on amc. be right back with odesza! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel" live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. what can you do with two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for $5 from dunkin'? settle a debt. make a friend. save the day. or keep 'em both for this handsome devil. with two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for $5 the future is in your hands. america runs on dunkin'. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to susan sarandon, jeffrey keane morgan. apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next, but first, the album is called "a moment apart," here with the song "line of sight," odesza! ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm facing back to front over my shoulder at the sun and it's an open door end of my line of sight once more ♪ ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn it'll all be fine this time ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn cos you always seemed so kind ♪ ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn it'll all be fine this time ♪ ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn ♪ ♪ and i already know i already and i already know i already know you know i could ♪ ♪ learn you know i could lear and i already know i already and i ♪ ♪ already know you know i could learn you know i could learn ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm feeling in and out i turn full circle round and round ♪ ♪ so will you help me down come grab my hand for solid ground ♪ ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn it'll all be fine this time ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn cos you always seemed so kind ♪ ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn it'll all be fine this time ♪ ♪ and i don't learn no i don't learn ♪ ♪ and i already know i already and i already know you know i could ♪ ♪ learn you know i could lear and i already know i already and i ♪ ♪ already know you know i could learn you know i could learn ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ help me out don't let me down i could learn from you i could learn from you ♪ help me out don't let me down i could learn from you i could learn from you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ help me out don't let me down i could learn from you i could learn from you ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight -- >> i thought no meant no. >> ashley judd opening up in an abc news exclusive interview about what she says was her harrowing encounter with the accused sexual predator harvey weinstein. >> i don't know that i would have been believed. and who was i to tell? >> telling our diane sawyer what she was thinking while posing with her alleged attacker. >> the look on my face is abject terror. >> and the answer that might shock you. >> what would you say to harvey weinstein today? plus, in the hot seat. you've seen them in shows like "law and order." >> what you did to her -- >> the bright lights, the two-way mirrors, the good cop/bad cop routine. how much of it is real? we go inside a police interrogation. >> put your hands behind your back.

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