Thank you for really, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] for braving the elements to be here tonight on a rare a rare rainy day in southern california. Its dangerous out there. Im glad were all inside. I really am. This is why we do this show indoors. Anybody watch the College Football championship game last night . [ applause ] what a game. It was such a good game. I did the unthinkable. I turned off the bachelor to watch it. [ laughter ] which is normally unacceptable. But the alabama crimson tide rallied from i think 13 points to beat georgia in overtime to win their fifth National Title in nine years, which is amazing. No time left in regulation. Alabama misses an easy field goal, would have won them the game. It seemed like it was a devastating blow, but they taped their broken hearts together and followed with this touchdown to seal the deal. Take a look at this. Try to make up for it. Fires to the end touchdown alabama wins jimmy this camera guy loses. Yeah. Hes [ laughter ] i want to see how that shot came out. You know . So the kid who threw that pass is the backup quarterback. His name is Tua Tagovailoa i believe. What a game he had. The state of alabama hasnt seen a freshman scramble like that since roy moore visited a local high school. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. It was a major blow to the hometown fans in georgia. Bulldogs fans have not seen their team win a title in 37 years. But the good news is they took the loss well. This fan in particular handled his disappointment with a good deal of what they call grace. [ laughter ] jimmy why why would you stop shooting at that moment . Or really hates doors. Im not sure which it is. This player was my favorite. The bulldogs kicker. His name is rodrigo blankenship. They call him hot rod. I like everything about this guy. I think we have a picture of him without his helmet on. Yeah. Through go. Hes got a great strategy. You cant hit a guy wearing glasses, and he wears them. Tickets for the game last night were at a minimum of 2,000. But as part of that price you got to see President Trump try to see our national anthem. Did you see this . Pay special attention to his mouth here because it appears he might not know all the words to this anthem he talks about so much. O say can you see by the dawns early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilights last gleaming whose broad stripes and bright stars jimmy yeah. No way he wins lipsync battle with a performance like that. [ laughter ] the only part of the song he remembers is red glare because thats also the shade of fake tanner he uses. [ laughter ] he did not seem to know all the words to the anthem. But there might be a good explanation for it. You know how the president keeps telling us hes a genius . Well, it turns out he isnt. I know. I was surprised too. [ laughter ] theres a website called fact base that did an analysis of the first 30,000 words spoken in office by every u. S. President since herbert hoover. So they loaded all the speeches into a computer, and what their Software Found is that President Trump speaks at a fourthgrade level, lower than any president theyve ever measured. [ laughter ] this is the chart. They rank the president s using what they call the fleshkinkade gradelevel scale. Herbert hoover is at the top, 11th grade level. Obama was in third place with ninth grade. And then way all the way in the back of the grade theres donald trump. Remember that show are you smarter than a fifthgrader . Hes not. [ laughter ] a few months ago the president became pen pals with a 9yearold. 9yearolds are in the fourth grade, right . 9yearold named pickle. This is what, for real, pickle wrote him back in june. He wrob, dear President Trump, my name is dylan but everybody calls me pickle. I am 9 years old. You are my favorite president. I like you so much. I hay birthday about you. My cake was shape of your hat. How old are you . How is the white house . How much money do you make . I dont know why people dont like you. You seem nice. Can we be friends . My picture is in here so if you see me you can say hi. Your friend dylan. Which is cute. And the president sent a nice note back. He said dear pickle, my name is President Trump. [ laughter ] but everybody calls me the greatest president. Im 71 years old. And i like cheeseburgers. Have you ever been to a casino . Maybe when you visit you can give me your lunch money. My office. Its round. Can you believe it . Anyway, im also sending a bottle of my vodka to you for your birthday. My friend sloppy steve drinks eight of them a day. Eight bottles is a lot. Write back, pickle. Your friend, donald j. Trump. Its his signature and his [ applause ] thats nice. Meanwhile, trump is not going to like this. Congratulations are in order for amazon ceo jeff bezos, who is according to bloomberg and forbes the richest person ever. Jeff bezos is worth just over 105 billion, which makes him the worlds richest jeff, just ahead of dj jazzy. [ laughter ] if the richest person ever cant find a cure for baldness, its not going to happen. [ laughter ] this is interesting. The reason jeff bezos is the richest person of all time is because bill gates gave so much of his money away to charity. If he hadnt, he would be the which gives you an idea and i hope donald trump is listening because i think this could be a game changer for the country. Heres what we do. We establish an annual income tax rate of 100 but only for one person. Okay . Whoever is the number one richest person in america has to give all their money that year to the government. Can you imagine how much money super rich people would be giving away to not be that guy . [ applause ] it would be incredible. It would solve everything. Remind me to run that by president oprah. [ laughter ] hey, guillermo, will you remind me to run that by president oprah . Guillermo yeah, i will. Jimmy okay, thank you very much. [ laughter ] now its time for something called this is called crosspromotion. Okay . Ricky gervais has a new game show here on abc called Child Support. And he really wanted to be here to promote it in person. But hes very busy not being here to promote it in person. He made a video. He sent a video. And i dont know e he wants it to be a surprise. Okay . Well, just roll it, i guess. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, hi, jimmy. Sorry im not there in person. But you know, i cant be bothered. [ laughter ] to be honest. But ive seen the show. I get the gist of it. You do an intro. You ask a few questions. You show a clip. So lets do that. Ive sent this tape. So just play this tape. Read the introduction ive sent through on the piece of paper. Jimmy oh. And were done. Go for it. Jimmy okay. Ill just read this intro you wrote, then. Okay. He is a genius, an absolute legend, creator of the voice, extras, and derek. He is versatile. Hes the best standup comedian in the world. His brilliant new show humanity has just been acquired by netflix for a ton of cash, and i dont blame them. Probably worth twice what they paid him. Hes also got a new radio show on sirius xm which is betr [ laughter ] i wish i was him but im not him. And in fact, im sort of weirdlooking. [ laughter ] anyway, hes got a new quiz show. We say game show. On abc fridays called Child Support. Please welcome the proper sexy bloke ricky gervais. Okay, please welcome ricky gervais. [ applause ] hope i did that oh, jimmy, thanks. Jimmy my first question you wrote is how are you so good at stuff . Dont know. Just am. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. And you do loads for charity, yes . Yes. Jimmy and thats why youre internationally loved . Not for me to say. Jimmy okay. Thats modest, i guess. Thats modest. How long is your im not asking how long is im not seven jimmy all right. Well, listen. Youve been absolutely brilliant. Can we show a clip of your new quiz show Child Support . If you want. Jimmy yes. Thank you. We do want. Here it is. Rickys new great new show, Child Support. Do you know . What . How stressful it is being around a bunch of kids. Dont you have a kid of your own . Never going to happen. You dont even get married . Of course hes married. Are you married . Sort of. You have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend. Ive had the same girlfriend for over 30 years. Then why dont you propose to her [ laughter ] jimmy thats a good question. Child support airs on abc fridays at 8 00. 7 00 central. Ricky, please come visit us the next time wed love to have you. Nah. Jimmy all right. Ricky gervais, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for almost stopping by. Tonight on the show we have music from huncho jack, Phil Rosenthal is here, and well be right back with gary oldman. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by the lincoln continental. 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Backed by the service and security of american express. Jimmy hi. Welcome back to the show. Tonight a very funny gentleman. His new Netflix Program is called somebody feed phil. Phil rosenthal is here with us. He eats for a living. Professionally. He eats for a living. Thn a mini supergroup with quefo, migos, travis scott and a huge monitor lizard. Huncho jack from the mercedesbenz stage. We had a big audience outside for this performance tonight but we had to move inside because of the rain. So apologies to those we had to turn away. Its gods fault, really. [ laughter ] speaking of gods, tomorrow night the mighty Thor Chris Hemsworth will be here, darren criss will join us and music from elvis costello. We met a kid in the audience a little while ago. Hes very excited about his snapchat channel. His names sonny. Thats sonny right there. Sonny, we looked up your snapchat. And do you mind if i show this . Go ahead. Jimmy this is your snapchat yesterday. This is everything you did yesterday. This is you repeatedly zooming in on some pizza bits. Getting baked all talking to you, sonny, but now that i see this getting baked all day i [ laughter ] i understand everything. Congrats to your parents. [ laughter ] [ applause ] on sunday night on sunday night our first guest celebrating his first ever golden globe nomination by winning the golden globe and taking it home. He was chosen as best actor in a drama for his work as Winston Churchill in darkest hour. It is in theaters now. Please welcome gary oldman. [ cheers and applause ] hey, gary, thanks for coming. Its great to have you with us. Well, congratulations on your first of all, i cant believe it was your first nomina jimmy yeah, its been a while. 28 years. Jimmy oh, were you nominated 28 years ago . Oh, no. No. Ive been waiting that long. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the first time you thought hey, maybe ill get nominated. It was a really wonderful evening. Jimmy i bet it was, yeah. You have played so many i was thinking about you today and your career today. And i was thinking about dracula and sid vicious and beethoven you played. [ cheers and applause ] not the piano player. The dog. I played the dog. Brilliantly. Jimmy the st. Bernard. Its really shocking to me that this is your first golden globe nomination. You have so much range. Maybe more range than i dont know. Maybe more range than any other actor. Is that something in which you take pride, your ability to play a wide variety of roles . I think one got into acting in the first called it the sort of antidote to selfloathing. Jimmy really . You prefer being others. You actually prefer being other people. And the more i can hide the happier. Jimmy even that creepy guy in air force one. You preferred being him [ laughter ] to gary oldman. Yeah. But i was in good company. Jimmy was it a fun night at the Golden Globes . It was fantastic. We were at a wonderful table, a winners table. Well, with the three billboards. Jimmy it is more fun to be at the winners table. [ applause ] but we were also there with the lovely ron howard. And i felt awful for him because it was not so much oprah as opera. She gave this aria. Jimmy yeah, she brought the house down really. Magnificent speech. And ron howard then had to follow her. Jimmy oh, right. Yeah. So that was jimmy it went from oprah opie. Yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ] not the ideal scenario. Thats quick. Jimmy did you thats all i know is teftlevision. It really is the only thing in my head. Did you prepare a speech beforehand . Did you have a good idea you were going to win . No, i didnt have a good idea. Jimmy why did we all know you were going to win and you didnt . How is that possible, gary . I think its good manners and polite to prepare something. Jimmy right. So i had a Little Something up my which indeed i used, up my sleeve. But the thing is first of all, you are so shocked at hearing your name mentioned that you then have to think. Now you hear your name. And youre not thinking. And then you get up there and i think because the evening was running a little long you get this huge clock which is counting down. Then it goes into red and you know youre in trouble. Jimmy because your times running out. Then that sad music starts to play. And i its always that mournful thing. And i think that they should play the music to like curb your enthusiasm. [ laughter ] as youre wrapping up. You know. Jimmy that would make sense. Something more upbeat. But anyway, so in all of the the fluster of it all i actually forgot i forgot to mention and thank my director. Jimmy thats a bad one to forget. It really is. So to joe wright, our wonderful director, forgive me. I love you. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] well, he did do a great job in the movie. But your performance in this movie, first of all, i have to say this. The makeup, the Winston Churchill makeup. I thought of weight to play him because it is so good. And almost every other movie you see you think its yeah, but it doesnt look its so greatlooking, and your performance matches that. I mean, it really is remarkable. We had a great wonderful artist called kazuhiro suji who actually had retired from the movie business. So with darkest hour i had to go and seduce him back and get him back. And there was also a wonderful Makeup Artist lucy sibic and david melanowski who worked on me for three hours 15 minutes every morning. And it is a benchmark. Jimmy sure. It sets a new standard for makeup. Jimmy is it true and congratulations, i know youve been married since the last time i saw you. That you proposed to your wife in as Winston Churchill. Yes. As winston. There was a break in the filming, and we had we had and i just felt the urge and took her into we were down in the war rooms and i took her into the map room and as Winston Churchill i said lu marry me . She said yes. And then somebody said, hey, gary, were ready for you. Jimmy so you did not get a chance to consummate as Winston Churchill. When you [ laughter ] jimmy or did you . Its funny you should say that. Jimmy yes, it is funny. Because my wife has often said she went to bed with Winston Churchill but woke up with gary oldman. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. She put up for a year of my work and research and all things Winston Churchill. She was an absolute trouper. Jimmy it paid off. Maybe not for her but for you it did. Well see the results of that when we return. Gary oldman is here. Hour. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by zip recruiter. The smartest way to hire. Try it for free at ziprecruiter live. 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