1of3 Ted Cruz arrived at the Capitol on Friday with a look that appeared to be half business, half dealing jetskis in the Ozarks.Pool/Getty ImagesShow MoreShow Less 2of3 Ted Cruz arrived at the Capitol on Friday with a look that's half business, half dealing jetskis in the Ozarks.Twitter screenshotShow MoreShow Less 3of3 Ted Cruz is in the news again, to no one on terrestrial Earth's surprise. What may be of note, however, is the nature of this most recent Cruz News. Namely, that the Texas senator appears to have sprouted a mullet out of hot blue nowhere.