And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 812, indiana. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] youve made it. Youre watching. Thank you. And welcome. Heres what people are talking about. Well, tomorrow is President Trumps first state of the Union Address. You can tell hes serious about it. Because today he hopped on his computer and googled how to do state of the Union Address. [ cheers and applause ] no, thats the macarena, mr. President. Of course, trump has been practicing his speech ahead of time. While mike pence and paul ryan are practicing their im horrified but i cant show it face. [ laughter and applause ] but get this. I heard that Supreme CourtJustice Ruth Bader ginsburg will not be at the state of the union because of a previous commitment. When asked what she had to do, she said, oh, i just dont want to be there. [ laughter and applause ] i will steer clear of this. Some big news about the russia investigation. It came out that trump ordered the firing of Robert Mueller last summer. Even weirder, he ordered it through a mcdonalds drivethru. [ laughter and applause ] ill have two big macs, a diet coke, and the termination of Robert Mueller. [ laughter ] yes, a number four. Thank you. [ laughter ] its not a number four. Steve four. Jimmy but trumps lawyer allegedly told him that if he fired mueller, it would have a a catastrophic effect on his presidency. Then after a long pause, his lawyer said, that means bad, mr. President. [ laughter ] okay. I thought you meant we were going to be invaded by cat people. [ laughter ] because they already invaded. There will be cats driving cars. As if thats not enough, trumps in another twitter fight. Yeah. This time, hes feuding with jayz. [ laughter ] but on the bright side, its nice to see the president having beef thats not between two buns. [ laughter and applause ] ill have a number four. Actually, trump tweeted that someone should inform jayz that black unemployment is at its lowest rate ever under his presidency. But after all the cabinet members hes fired, white unemployment is at an alltime high. [ laughter and applause ] very interesting. Did you see this . In an interview with piers morgan, trump was asked about some controversial videos that he retweeted in november. Take a look at what he had to say. You know, retweet sometimes you do retweets are a very when you do your own tweeting or when you do your own social media, its fine. When you do those retweets, they can cause problems, because you never know who is doing it to start off with. [ laughter ] jimmy you see, when you retweet a tweet when the tweet is retweeted, thats how you tweet the retweets. Im the president of the united states. [ laughter and applause ] what is going what are you talking about . Well, a big sports story here. The Cleveland Indians announced that they will no longer use chief wahoo as their logo beginning in 2019. They admitted that the logo is extremely offensive, so theyre only going to wear it for 162 more games. [ laughter ] then enough is enough. [ laughter ] not one more game over 162. Steve no, we are done. Jimmy never. Steve done, finished jimmy hey i saw today is oprahs birthday. Hey, happy birthday, oprah [ cheers and applause ] democrats got her a nice gift, an allexpensespaid trip to michigan, ohio, wisconsin, and pennsylvania. [ laughter and applause ] get out there start meeting people. The grammys were last night. Did you see the grammys . [ cheers and applause ] it was fun. I saw that beyonce posted photos on her way to the grammys, including one of a a woman who recognized her when she walked by. Take a look at this. Its great. Can you zoom [ laughter ] thats the same look beyonces kids had when they were born. Theyre like, beyonces my mom . [ laughter and applause ] im such a big fan. You have no idea. [ applause ] but did you see this . During one of the speeches last night, beyonce and jayz started applauding and blue ivy seemed to think they were overdoing it. [ light laughter ] did you see this . Its really cute. Check this out. [ applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy calm it down. Steve cool it. Jimmy take it down. That is the only person in the world who gets to tell beyonce what to do. Shes like, all right. Chill out. Chill a little bit too much. This is pretty cool. I saw that 83yearold republican senator orrin hatch was at the grammys last night. Midway through, he turned to the person next to him and said, this is the craziest state of the union ive ever been to. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, cardi b had an interesting way of describing [ cheers ] dont you love cardi b . I mean, we love her. She was great on our show. She had a very interesting way of describing how excited she was to be on the red carpet. Take a look at this. How are you . Ive been good. Ive been nervous, overwhelmed, everything. You feeling it all right now. Im feeling oohh butterflies in my stomach and vagina steve ho [ laughter and applause ] heyoh hey, ho ho hahho jimmy you cant say butterflies on tv. You know that. When she heard that, another lady was like, join the club. Heyoh steve heyoh jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that sounded good right there thank you, roots steve oh, that was nice. Jimmy sounding good how were the gigs . How were the gigs over the weekend . Questlove they were awesome. Jimmy i saw some photos. Oh, my gosh. I dont know how the heck you guys do this, man. How late do the roots play at gigs after our show starting wednesday nights . Questlove wednesday night. Jimmy to the grammys. Questlove 30 songs a night, man. 30. Jimmy holy questlove each night, new acts. Jimmy wow. Questlove yeah. Jimmy did anyone film it or anything . Questlove yeah, we filmed. Jimmy you got some stuff . Questlove yeah. Jimmy yeah. Youve got to put it together. I mean, this is the hardest working band in show business. The roots. [ cheers and applause ] we love those guys. Guys, it is monday. Were very happy to be back. We have a huge week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, Chrissy Teigen and i will be going headtohead in the best friends challenge. [ cheers and applause ] then later in the week, sam smith will be here. I love sam smith. [ cheers and applause ] magician, dan white, will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from liam payne and rita ora. Oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and then this weekend, we are traveling, we will be in minneapolis. [ cheers and applause ] were going to do a live show. Well be doing a live show after the super bowl. Justin timberlake will be there. [ cheers and applause ] the cast of this is us will be there. [ cheers and applause ] and dwayne the rock johnson will be there it is a big show [ cheers and applause ] you do not want to miss that. Its going to be a giant, giant show. We have some fun surprises planned, too. But first we have a fun show tonight. From the new movie, Fifty Shades Freed [ cheers and applause ] Dakota Johnson is here, everybody [ cheers and applause ] shes a pal. Steve shes a delight. Jimmy plus, he is the anchor of nbc nightly news and dateline. Lester holt is dropping by. Steve oh yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love lester holt i love nightly news and i love dateline. And then we have great music from jason aldean, everybody. Come on [ cheers and applause ] love jason aldean. Guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of trumps state of the Union Address. Tomorrow night, President Trump will be addressing the nation after his first year in office. Lets take a look at the pros and cons of trumps state of the Union Address. Here we go. Pro, nobody knows what trump is going to say. [ light laughter ] con, neither does trump. [ laughter and applause ] steve you gotta tweet the retweet with the tweet on the jimmy when you retweet the tweet, you tweet the retweet steve and you dont know you tweeted at. Jimmy and that counts as a a retweet. [ laughter ] steve wall. Jimmy cat people. Pro, trump could talk about bipartisanship. Con, he still thinks being bipartisan means women who like men and women. [ laughter and applause ] im totally fine with that. Steve stormy. Jimmy pro, the left and the right need to come together in order to get the job done. Con, thats also how trump drinks water. [ applause ] jimmy my hands are huge. [ laughter ] im catatonic. Im very thirsty. [ laughter ] steve meow. Jimmy theres cats everywhere, trust me. Pro, trump might mention his beef with jay z. Con, finding out trump goes by the rap name bigly smalls. Notorious b. I. G. L. Y. Pro, trump will talk about building bridges. Con, so steve bannon has a a thing to live under. [ laughter and applause ] pro, President Trumps state of the union will trend as sotu. Con, democrats will change it to stfu. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy and finally, the state of the union is Donald Trumps chance to unite the greatest country on the planet. Con, he pronounces that countrys name like this. The united schtates. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you go. Thats your pros and cons. Well be right back with Dakota Johnson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] next time, i want you on my bowling team. [ laughs ] rodney. Bowling. Classic. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Dakota Johnson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you. Hi jimmy welcome back. How is everything . Everything is great . Yeah. Jimmy all right, good. I have so many things i want to ask you. Okay. Jimmy one is about your skunk situation. Whats going on . I heard that you got oh, were just straight to that one. Jimmy well, i mean, i read some article where you said this is like the third or fourth time you got sprayed by a skunk . It happens all of the time. [ laughter ] jimmy dakota, what what are you talking about . How does this happened . Ive never been sprayed by a a skunk. I dont know. Ive asked myself that every time it happens. [ laughter ] jimmy but where are you hanging out . Where am i hanging out . At my house. Jimmy in the woods . Like, what are you doing . One time it happened in the woods, but it happened to my one time it happened in the woods. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] no but what happened, your dog got sprayed . My dog got sprayed. I was in big sur, in like a a lodge and they dont have tomato juice in stock, i guess in the middle of the night jimmy what is big sur, im sorry, youre in a lodge like a hotel . Like a little well it wasnt, it was more like a a motel. Jimmy you were in a motel and you got a skunk in your room and sprayed you. The storys going in a weird direction. Jimmy and then it didnt have tomato juice, like this is bizarre. [ laughter ] no jimmy this is just unbelievable. In the middle of the night, the staff is not they werent there so i asked them jimmy i dont know where youre talking about. Where are we . [ laughter ] where are we and what staff . Were in big sur. Jimmy all right, but are you in a cabin somewhere . Yes, its a sort of lodge in big sur. Jimmy sorry. And so you go out to walk the dog . Well, no. I sort of jimmy they allow dogs at the hotel . Arent you supposed to let people talk on this show . [ laughter ] jimmy if they know what theyre talking about, yes what the hell are you talking about [ laughter ] im in big sur. I have my dog. I let the dog out in the middle of the night to go pee, naturally, as you do when you have a dog or when you are a a dog. Jimmy im not arguing this, yes. [ laughter ] and then he came back and he had been skunked. So i called the front desk, and there wasnt anybody there. And then finally i found like a a maintenance man. I asked if he could find some tomato juice, because thats what youre supposed to put on it but he didnt have any so he just gave me jimmy yeah, the maintenance guy didnt have any on him . No. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. One would hope, you know. Tool belt, you know, a can of v8. You know, you got everything ready to go. Youve got your tomato juice. Jimmy youve got your tomato oh yeah. Hey, youve got a hammer and some tomato juice . Jimmy yeah, yeah, hes got some tomato so he didnt have anything. No, but he just gave me three whole tomatoes. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy he had Fresh Produce on him . [ laughter ] well, they had some Fresh Produce somewhere in the kitchen. Jimmy so he gave you tomatoes and you had to make your own tomato juice . Yeah. Jimmy this is fantastic. And did it work . No, i just i cut them in half and i sort of just lined them up on top of my dog. [ laughter ] jimmy insane story. This is the most insane story. Then the next time it happened, i learned that there is actually this sort of concoction that you can make, which is also not convenient if it happens in the middle of the night if you are experiencing a a skunk, which is normally when it happens. Because they dont really hang out in the daytime. Jimmy yep. And so what is it . What is the concoction . Oh, god. Its like baking soda and then two parts Hydrogen Peroxide and then a certain kind of dish soap but not any other kind. Jimmy really . And i dont remember what kind. But its like make sure its the blue one and not the yellow one or whatever. And then you have to use a a certain amount of water and warm water. And then you wash yourself or your dog in it, depending on what got sprayed. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know, man. This is just a bizarre story. All right. We love you. And i saw you at the Golden Globes. Oh, were moving on, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy is there more to cover is there more to cover about the is there another thing to talk about . But its the only thing i can talk about. Jimmy no, i want to talk about this, because the Golden Globes, you were great on the globes. I saw you. But theres a photo of you that went viral the next day, because everyone is like, i feel like this. Jennifer aniston was on stage talking, and then heres you. And youre just staring at Angelina Jolies reaction. [ laughter ] youre just looking at Angelina Jolies reaction to whats happened. Yeah, but so is armies wife. Jimmy yes, so is armies wife as well. Im not the only one. Elizabeth is like very blatantly looking at her. Shes like, what is she going to do . Jimmy yeah, yeah. And i was trying to be sly about it. [ laughter ] jimmy and chris is like, oh, boy. [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy oh, boy. Yeah, yeah. Nobody well, i honest truthfully, i dont think that i was really actually looking at her. Because if you look really closely at the angle of my eyes, theyre kind of like over here. [ laughter ] jimmy what were you looking at, though . Who were you looking at . Well, there was a table of there was like the actual kids table, which was the Stranger Things table. Jimmy oh, it actually was a a kids table . [ cheers ] yeah and i really love Stranger Things so much. Jimmy me too. Like so much. So i tried to send my friend which was like the thing that i hate the most, when people are in restaurants or whatever, when they try to take a sneaky picture of you like this. Jimmy oh, yeah, and you can tell. Yeah, its so obvious. So i did that at the Golden Globes. [ laughter ] in front and everybody there is a famous person. But i was like trying to take a a video of these kids. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Theyre children. I know jimmy how stalkery of you. I know and theyre very under age, too. And i was like zooming in. But then i also accidentally caught maybe ridley scott was asleep. Jimmy ridley scott was sleeping during the Golden G