Featuring dave b and Travis Thompson and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 770 atl. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh yes welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre at the show. Youre, at the right show tonight. Well heres what were talking about, everybody. Some news out of washington. I read that congress is debating if President Trump should have the power to order a nuclear strike. [ audience ohs ] i guess right now its an even split between no and hell no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] dont let him they have a a good plan, though. Theyre going to replace the red button on his desk with the one that orders Office Supplies from staples. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] why do i keep getting all these ink cartridges . Sad [ laughter ] trump keeps tweeting that the Justice Department should investigate Hillary Clinton instead of his ties to russia. When asked if he knows who runs the Justice Department, he said, of course i do. Superman, wonder woman, and ben affleck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the wonder twins. Shape of an ice cube. [ light laughter ] i read that the fbi is now investigating Russian Embassy payments. And get this, this is real, there was one memo that was actually labeled to finance Election Campaign of 2016. [ audience ohs ] even people who use the word password as their password were like, seriously . [ laughter ] you cant name it that. You got to name it pizza or something. Today, trump returned from his trip to asia and like every american who flies back into the united states, he had to fill out a customs form. We actually got a hold of trumps form. Steve really . Jimmy here at the tonight show. Yeah, we got it. Steve wow. Jimmy and his responses are pretty interesting to say the least. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, for last name, he wrote, trump. [ light laughter ] for first name, he wrote president. [ laughter ] next for home address, he put, the house from scandal. And you go, okay. [ laughter ] for the question, have you been near a farm or ranch . He wrote, yes, i put ranch dressing on my egg roll. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy when asked, have you been in contact with any live animals . He said, in japan, i wanted to pet a pokemon but couldnt find one. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy when asked, were you traveling for business or pleasure . He put, both, bleasure. [ light laughter ] its not a word. And finally, do you have anything else to declare . Trump wrote, yes, i should have been named sexiest man alive. And you go [ laughter and applause ] at least hes being honest. This is interesting. Scientists say that the trees this fall werent very colorful because dry weather in august and september meant that the leaves fell earlier. They suggest that anybody who still wants to see something dry and orange should just visit the white house. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] yeah. Oh, hey oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] kel mitchell from nickelodeon hey, kel, good to see you buddy thank you for being here. Whats going on . Whats up . Well, jimmy, im here tonight as the official ambassador for the color orange. [ light laughter ] i heard what you said and id just like to remind everyone that theres no need to politicize orange, an alltime great color and flavor. Jimmy i couldnt agree more. [ applause ] so many theres so many great things that are orange. Like syracuse university. Or orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy goldfish. [ cheers and applause ] orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oranges. [ cheers ] or even orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks for stopping by to spread the word about the color orange. Orange you glad you did . [ laughter ] what . Jimmy orange you orange you glad . Is that a a joke or something . Jimmy yeah. Like arent you its like orange you glad i didnt say banana . Oh, like orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kel mitchell, everybody. Thank you. Like orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] kel mitchell. You can catch him on the henry danger and game shakers crossover special next saturday, november 25th, on nickelodeon. Kel mitchell everybody. [ cheers and applause ] orange soda. Steve soda. Jimmy some Business News here. The company that owns match. Com is in talks to buy bumble for over a billion dollars. At their first meeting, bumble had a friend call midway through in case things were bad and they wanted to leave. Its like its an emergency, i got to go. But you were great. [ applause ] this is going viral. Did you see this video at the louisville zoo . A man visited the gorilla exhibit saw through the glass . I was asking everyone. [ laughter ] but you did see it. Good. I mean i can go first but did you see it . Anyways, the guy was showing the gorilla like different pictures of other gorillas and the gorillas asking him to swipe. Its just funny. Take a look at this. [ applause ] jimmy yeah. Hes like, dated her, yep, dated her. Yep. Dated her roommate so that would be awkward. Yeah. And finally, i just read that one of the least returned Holiday Gifts for women is antiaging skin cream. So if youre thinking of buying the woman you love antiaging skin cream, still dont. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, guys. We want to say congratulations to Blake Shelton for being named people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. Hes got some good company, too, because look in here in the middle. My dog, gary. [ audience aws ] hey, gary. Heres a good dog. Hes a good dog, gary. Guys, we have a huge show tonight. He is getting rave reviews. Hes amazing in this. Hes amazing in everything. Everyones like, hes my favorite actor. Gary oldman my i go, yeah. Hes amazing. Hes getting rave reviews, award buzz for his incredible performance of Winston Churchill in the new film darkest hour. Gary oldman is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes my favorite, gary oldman [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy plus, she is one of the biggest supermodels around. Gigi hadid is stopping by. Gigi [ cheers and applause ] and later in the show, baseball legend Darryl Strawberry will be here [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music tonight. This guy always brings it every single time. He is just the coolest. Macklemore is here tonight, featuring dave b, Travis Thompson, and dj premier. [ imitating air horns ] [ laughter ] steve almost. Jimmy dj premier [ cheers ] give me a little yeah. No, no. Gimmie a little air horn. [ imitating air horns ] [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. [ imitating air horns ] steve awooga. Awooga. Jimmy no, no, not that horn. Fred, do you have any horns you can play . [ horn ] [ laughter ] dj premier is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] [ air horns ] steve awooga [ light laughter ] jimmy always great to have a horn section here. Yeah. [ light laughter ] as you guys know, were always striving to get better here at the tonight show. Harder better faster stronger [ cheers and applause ] so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things youd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. So tonight, lets look inside the audience suggestion box. Here we go. Look into the box the suggestion box [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here we go. This first one is from mike fegans. Hey, jimmy, they just released a trailer for the new fifty shades movie. Steve oh, spicy. Jimmy and i got to say its almost too intense. Do you think you can make it a a little more lighthearted . Uh, i can certainly try. I now present to you the trailer for Fifty Shades Freed revoiced by peewee herman and shaquille oneal. Good morning, wife. [ laughter ] good morning, husband. Ill pick you up at 5 00. I might not be done by then. You own this. We own this. Oh, my god. I bought it for us. I love it. Christian. Did you sleep with her . Im a loner, anastasia, a a rebel. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there we are. Not quite as intense. Still want to see it. Steve yeah. [ applause ] [ air horn ] [ light laughter ] jimmy it is an air horn, but thats not the one. This next one comes from natasha fleming. Hey, jimmy, i love hand turkeys. Do politicians do hand turkeys too . You know where you draw the hand turkey. Thats a great question. Yeah, lots of politicians do them. They even post some of them on the white house instagram feed. I saw earlier, heres paul ryans. Thats nice. [ light laughter ] heres one that Hillary Clinton did. [ laughter ] steve okay. Jimmy wine stains on it. Steve wow, theres wine stains. Wow. Jimmy even donald trump got in on the fun. Heres his hand turkey. Isnt that cute. [ laughter and applause ] good for donald. Happy thanksgiving, everybody. [ applause ] steve so sweet. Jimmy thats sweet. Steve sweet. Jimmy last one is from jane eubank. I wonder if theres any relation to bob eubanks. Steve or kevin eubanks. Jimmy hey, jimmy, over the summer you played a snippet of the song called moustache from a french singer named katerine in your do not play segment. Well, i actually loved the song. I was wondering if you could bring him on to sing it. I remember moustache. You remember moustache . Steve yeah, i love moustache. Jimmy can we hear a little bit of moustache . Its him laughing. Jimmy yeah, we got it. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] make it stop. Yeah. I love it. Wed love to have katerine on the show, but hes all the way in france. Steve its impossible. Jimmy theres no way that we could possibly fly him here to new york city. Steve yeah. Jimmy to sing moustache. Steve no you cant do it. Jimmy for new york city. Steve for the new york city people. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres no way we could have him fly all the way from france. Whats that . Steve what . Jimmy guys, i just got word from the control room. That katerine is right here in the building and hes ready to perform his song. [ cheers and applause ] so now, all the way from france, give it up for singer and actor katerine performing his song moustache [ cheers and applause ] [ singing in Foreign Language ] moustache [ cheers and applause ] moustache [ cheers and applause ] mouchstache jimmy katerine, everybody stick around. Well be right back with gary oldman [ cheers and applause ] its the final days of the ford year end sales event. Im on top of the world, hey. 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Lets rock this joint all on americas best unlimited network, tmobile. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. Our first guest is an Academy Awardnominated actor, earning much critical acclaim and awards buzz for his fantastic performance as Winston Churchill in the new film darkest hour, which opens in select theaters wednesday, november 22nd. Please welcome the very talented gary oldman. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about thats a movie star that is a movie star right there. Youre a stud. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you. [ laughter ] jimmy i i have not met you before. Im very excited about this. No, first time here. Jimmy yeah, im very happy to have you. Thank you so much for coming. And im just a big fan. Jimmy oh, please dont i didnt want you to say that. I wasnt setting you i swear, i promise. Oh, yes. No, i know, but i am. Jimmy i know, please. Everyone here [ light laughter ] tell me more. Yeah. Jimmy tell me more about me. [ light laughter ] i was reading a lot about you, and i want to talk about this movie, darkest hour. Its just phenomenal how you transform into Winston Churchill. I mean, its i just cant believe it. I mean just the way youre hunched over i just anyway. Well get into that. [ light laughter ] i read somewhere that you do impressions, too, as well, of other actors. Is that true . No, yeah, but i but they dont hang in the hall of fame as great impressions. I just do them to amuse myself, so [ light laughter ] jimmy thats what i do every night. [ light laughter ] yes, i dont need an audience. Jimmy like, who do you do . Well, you know, ill see something. Ill be driving in the car, and ill see home depot, and then suddenly im like like bob, you know jimmy de niro. Yeah. [ laughter ] [ as de niro ] i got to get some screws. [ laughter and applause ] or my my son, gulliver, hes 20, and hes a lovely kid, but he just finds it very difficult to get up. Jimmy yeah. So he always says to me, i really need to be somewhere tomorrow, will you please, would you give me a call . And ill go in and wake him up as, you know, al pacino or chris walken. You know, and i say [ as walken ] uh, uh gully come on. Y y you got to get up. Its crazy. [ laughter ] jimmy come on that is hall of fame material thats what i wanted [ laughter and applause ] i love you, man. Lets talk about darkest hour. Yeah. Jimmy because man, oh, man. Did you think, like, when they offered you this role Winston Churchill, i mean. Yeah. Jimmy did you go like, oh, i cant do that. Yeah, no i do that with every part. Jimmy you do . Yeah. Jimmy really . Yes. Jimmy do you over think it . Yeah, i think well, i wouldnt cast me. Why dont they get someone else . Jimmy is that right . Yeah, its part of how i have to i think, now, over so many years, and i do it almost every time that i think it must be part of the process that i need to come from a place of selfloathing or something, you know . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy maybe there is something, yeah. Yeah, something crazy about it. But churchill, obviously, you know, this iconic figure, youre being asked to play who arguably the greatest briton who ever lived. Jimmy yeah, i agree. You know, to some. Jimmy i see you and i dont even remotely no. Jimmy see Winston Churchill. Like just right now. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i mean, i see a a studly man on the cover of magazines and a movie star. He keeps [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and a man i like being called studly. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah. Take a look at this. Look at this. [ audience oohs ] is that insane . Thats gary oldman. Isnt that unbelievable . What a great job they did, makeup. Yeah. Jimmy heres the one thing. First of all, just to act in general is hard. Trust me, ive tried. [ light laughter ] and uh well talk about those movies later. But then how long would it does it take to get those prosthetics on . It takes its 3 hours 15 minutes for the face and the wig, and then with the padding and the suit and everything, it was just a little under four hours. Jimmy yeah, and then you have to go to work. And then you do a 12hour day, and then after the and then its an hour to take it off. I mean jimmy and it was a a phenomenal job. Who did that . We went to we found the guy it wasnt completely it wasnt completely contingent on getting kazuhiro, but i did say there was only one man in the world that could do this, and its a guy called kazuhiro tsuji. And hes a japanese artist and he retired from the movie business because actors wouldnt sit still in the chair. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, i would get too fidgety. Lets go, i gotta do my scene and get out. And youve got to so anyway, i he was local, and i said, please, please, please do this. Jimmy yeah. And i guess hes going to go back to being a fine artist now. Jimmy but i mean, even like the the the neck fat. No, the neck fat. [ light laughter ] jimmy you know . Right . I mean, i watch for it, because if i see a bad wig or something, im out of the movie. Im like, ah, i dont buy it. But even like the pores in the skin and the thing. Jimmy the closeups i mean, people would come to me on the set and, like, stand an inch from me and they would they would marvel at they couldnt work out where, you know, it started and i began. [ laughter ] jimmy but then youve become his mannerisms and just walking and walking with your hands behind your back, which only old people do, i think. [ laughter ] no one does that anymore. No one walks with their hands behind their back anymore. They should bring that back. But you you do that. Bring it back. Jimmy yeah, and theres humor in it as well. And a lot of things i didnt even know, but you smoked all these cigars. Im like i know it seems, like, silly, but if i smoked that many cigars, even as a a joke, i would throw up. No, i had [ laughter ] i had nicotine poisoning. I got through 30,000 worth of cigars. [ audience oohs ] jimmy theyre real cigars, right . Yeah, they were the real churchill cigars, and we had a a break over christmas. And people went to decorate their Christmas Trees and do all of that and i went and had a colonoscopy. Jimmy merry christmas. [ laughter ] what do you give the man that has everything . Yeah, exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] a colonoscopy. There you go. Joe wright is the director. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and he did a a fantastic job. Kristin scott thomas. Yeah. Jimmy just im so happy to see her in the movie come back from jimmy theater. Yes. Jimmy ugh, i love her. And its set, basically, its five weeks of uh right . Yeah, five very crucial weeks. Its 1940, set over the summer. The first, really, the twenty days of the premiership of churchill, and hitlers on the move, and britain want to do a a peace deal with hitler. They want to sort of capitulate and make some kind of, i guess, some kind of living arrangement, you know, that wouldnt have that would definitely not have worked out. Jimmy of course. And it was one man, churchill, who said no. Were not giving up everything we have. Were going to fight. And, uh