Roots crew. Questlove 792 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, everybody welcome [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it right here. [ cheers and applause ] youre here, thats the show youre watching. Thank you. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, today President Trump gave a big speech on national security. He focused on the three biggest threats to our country russia, north korea, and omarosa. [ laughter and applause ] at one point he said, we will never lose sight of our values and their capacity to inspire, uplift, and renew. Then he realized someone left an old obama speech in the teleprompter. [ laughter ] that doesnt sound like me at all. What just happened . Wall. Come on, donald, improvise. [ laughter ] covfefe. Once again it seemed like trumps mouth was getting a a little dry. You know hes been having that problem. Where hes like you know unied shtates. Steve blesh united shtates . Jimmy well, because his mouth is getting dry. Steve reallish. Jimmy well anyways, take a a look. His mouth is getting a a little where we are going in the years ahead. [ lips smacking ] [ laughter ] jimmy well, i lost my appetite forever. Okay [ laughter ] [ applause ] its like a baby trying solids for the first time. [ laughter ] [ sucking noises ] i wonder if he remembered his water this time. Did he have any water . [ applause ] steve come on jimmy i dont understand. Whos talking to him . Someone tell him he cant drink water like that. [ light laughter ] that ought to really strike some fear into our enemies. Dont you dare mess with us. [ laughter and applause ] steve wawa jimmy thats how a baby drinks out of a sippy cup. Steve ah, yummy. [ laughter ] jimmy this is pretty crazy. It was revealed that the pentagon had a top secret program to investigate ufos and aliens. Which is why trump announced plans to build a dome over the earth and make e. T. Pay for it. [ applause ] that seems like my speech. [ laughter ] whats going on . Steve why would he do jimmy i saw that yesterday no idea. Yesterday even if he grabbed it, drank it and threw it away. Steve i wouldnt care jimmy thats so much tougher than steve just throw the water in your face. Jimmy a doublehanded baby sip. Steve better than that. Jimmy just pick it up, squirt it like a gatorade. Steve squirt it like, yeah, exactly. Jimmy give him a sports bottle. Steve yeah. Jimmy with the sports bottle you just go steve get like a boater bag. Squeeze them in and out. Jimmy or like a camelbak thing, like a backpack with a a tube in his mouth. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] wouldnt care. Silly straw. Jimmy did you guys see this . There was an 11hour power outage at the airport in atlanta yesterday. And people were stranded on the tarmac for six hours. [ audience ohs ] dont worry, though, flight attendants came through every hour with a thimblesize cup of Room Temperature water. [ laughter ] that made them happy. [ applause ] im sorry. Achoo oh, im sorry. Ooh, that spilled. Sorry. Steve its the perfect size. Jimmy but this is nice. [ laughter ] they make glassware too large. [ laughter ] hey, this is kind of funny. I saw that mark hamill and ted cruz got into a twitter fight over net neutrality. Got pretty heated at one point. Hamill thought, oh, no, is this where i find out ted cruz is my father . [ laughter and applause ] speaking of ted, did you see hear about this . Last night donald trump, jr. Posted a photo of himself and ted cruz on instagram with the caption, some good friends decided they would get me an early 40th birthday cake and what birthday is complete without an obama cake . [ light laughter ] well, if you look closely you can actually tell what everyone in that photo is thinking. For example, don jr. Is thinking, im nailing this smile. This is totally what a normal persons smile looks like. [ applause ] next up, ted cruz is thinking, this is the first picture in my life where ive had the bestlooking face. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, obama is thinking, how did this dude get to be 40 years old without learning the difference between a cake and a cookie . [ applause ] hey, you guys, christmas is just a week away, and a lot of people are just getting around to doing their christmas shopping. Can be a little stressful. So here to help with some lastminute Christmas Gift ideas please welcome our holiday correspondent, julio torres, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Jimmy so great to see you. Hello. Jimmy thank you. Julio torres, everybody. Hey. Hello, jimmy, and ho, ho, ho. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, julio, last time you were here you had some Halloween Costume ideas that were very conceptual and almost impossible to get, i would say. [ light laughter ] yes. Yes, jimmy. I heard the feedback. So none of that this time. Just very, very easy ideas anyone can get. Jimmy okay. Okay, great. Go ahead. Okay, first gift idea. Youve heard of tree skirts, right . Well, how about tree pants . Because even though all Christmas Trees are ladies, some of them like to wear pants. [ laughter ] okay. Heres another idea. [ light laughter ] a miniature bridge that connects your ear with your lovers ear so that your hopes and dreams can enter his head at night. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Julio, these seem to be kind of hard to find. Okay. Well, how about something easier like a chandelier earrings with little open flames . Because no one ever said beauty was easy. [ laughter ] or how about a golden hand mirror that shows you the reflection of your rival when you say, show me the girl . [ laughter ] jimmy julio, how about something that people can order online . Yeah, sure. Like a platypus thats like, guess what . Bisexuality is real and so am i. [ laughter and applause ] or a locket with an old picture of a soldier who youve never met and yet seems familiar but how . [ laughter ] jimmy what about, like, Something Like socks or something . Why would anyone need socks, jimmy . No, no, no. How about instead a music box that can only be locked from the inside by the ballerina . [ laughter ] or an autographed picture of me in a little bullfighter outfit. Dont pretend youre not dying to see that. Jimmy i know a few people who would love that, yeah. Or a big, gorgeous hat you can wear and slowly tilt up to reveal your face like kate winslet in titanic. [ laughter and applause ] or okay, how about a Coffee Table Book of your niece posing for Christmas Tree pictures like this . [ laughter ] and of course okay, this one may be a little obvious, but a a locked little door that comes with a small mail slot through which tiny letters appear every now and then, but you cant open them because theyre addressed to humberto and thats not you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy what about just like a nice candle . Jimmy, no. People are going to think youre weird. Jimmy give it up for the tonight show holiday correspondent julio torres. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Your hands theyre a little wet. Jimmy a little clammy. A little clammy, not that clammy. Jimmy julio torres right there. Thank you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] finally, you guys, i read that marijuanainfused wines are coming to states with legal weed. Yep, something that makes you drunk and high at the same time. Then nyquil said, uh, hello [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, thank you very much, roots [ cheers and applause ] very festive. Hello, higgins. Hi, everybody. Thank you again. Set looks great. Guys, its monday. Were very excited to be back. We have a great week of shows ahead. Tune in tomorrow night. Rebel wilson will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] shell do something fun called Google Translate songs. And well have a holiday performance from gwen stefani. Should be a great show tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] but first, weve got a huge show tonight. From Pitch Perfect 3, Anna Kendrick is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] she can act. She can sing. Steve dance, everything. Jimmy earlier today, anna, the roots, and i recorded a fun Christmas Song with a very special surprise guest. Be sure to stick around for that. Plus, from the popular youtube series good mythical morning, rhett link are dropping in today. [ cheers and applause ] and he is one of the greatest singers, composers, and songwriters ever. Were gonna talk to him tonight about his new album dark matter. And hes also performing with the roots to close the show. The one and only randy newman is here tonight. Randy [ cheers and applause ] i love randy newman so much. Guys, we have exactly five shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] 12 days of christmas sweaters five days left jimmy hey, thats right. Every show between now and Christmas Well be giving one lucky audience member a a dazzling christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now since there are five shows left, lets open door number five. [ drum roll ] how are you doing, buddy . Im good. Jimmy i havent seen you in a while. Its good to see you. I love you, too. [ laughter ] jimmy ooh, wow [ cheers and applause ] whoa. A lot going on. A lot going on. Statue of liberty. Cactus, a barn, a dolphin. Wow, wow, wow. This is good. [ cheers and applause ] all right, now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number. And if i call your number i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] thank you, buddy. Who wants it . Who wants the sweater . [ cheers and applause ] 317 [ cheers and applause ] yes [ cheers ] get over here how are you doing, buddy . Nice to see you, pal. Nice to see you. How are you . What is your name . Shawn. Jimmy shawn, where are you from . Originally from boston, but i live in palm beach, florida. Jimmy hey, welcome. Thats good. [ cheers and applause ] well, cold and then not so cold. But i mean but you can wear this when youre in boston, right . Id rock it all the time. Jimmy you would . Yeah. Jimmy do you want to try it now . Yes, ill try it on. Jimmy yes, good. This is fantastic ill make it a onesie, you know jimmy look at this. Oh, man. Oh wow. Jimmy look at the inside. This is good. Oh, this feels right. [ cheers and applause ] if you spin around, lets see the back. With that smile remember, its a big smile. Yeah. Thats what im talking about. Hey, buddy. Good to see you. 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Christmas the snows comin down christmas im watchin it fall christmas lots of people around christmas baby please come home christmas the church bells in town christmas are ringing in song christmas full of happy sounds christmas baby please come home theyre singing deck the halls but its not like christmas at all cause i remember when you were here and all the fun we had last year christmas Pretty Lights on the tree christmas im watching them shine christmas you should be here with me christmas baby please come home theyre singing deck the halls but its not like christmas at all cause i remember when you were here and all the fun we had last year christmas if there was a way christmas id hold back these tears christmas but its Christmas Day please please please please please please please please please please please please baby please come home christmas baby please come home christmas baby please come home christmas baby please come home christmas oh yeah yeah yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey our thanks to darlene love and Anna Kendrick for joining us. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a tony, golden globe, and oscarnominated actress who stars in the highly anticipated new movie Pitch Perfect 3 which is in theaters on friday. Everyone, please welcome Anna Kendrick [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Anna kendrick its christmas time jimmy it is. Its so pretty in here. Jimmy it looks so pretty in here. Its so pretty. And also, remember earlier when we sang with darlene love . Jimmy i mean [ laughter ] that was fun jimmy how fun was that . That was the best. I can tell like, i was watching backstage, and i was like, i can tell that ive got that, like, crazy Nervous Energy where im so excited but im so nervous. And i just need bubble wrap to be like, oh [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Ugh. Jimmy i love get out some of that aggression. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that you were also in you were in beautiful track pants, by the way, for that. Well, okay. There was a fire at my hotel. Im not kidding. There was fire. My hotel caught on fire. Jimmy yeah. Not my room. Although i am that bitch. So if you thought that, thats fine. [ laughter ] cause that would that tracks. Jimmy no, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But i was in i was in my room. I was like, im on the 11th floor. And i smelled smoke. And then the fire alarm went off. So i was like, well, normally i would ignore this but i also smell smoke. So i, like [ laughter ] jimmy youre like, someone, fix this problem, this noise problem. Yeah. [ laughter ] and i didnt want to be that guy that, like, grabs all the stuff and then dies because that then youre a jerk. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] and youre dead. Jimmy yeah. So i just grabbed like my backpack and had a beanie on and i went downstairs, and i was, like, going down the stairs like theres this real fire. This is a real, real emergency, im being responsible. And [ laughter ] jimmy are you saying this all as youre going down the stairs . Uhhuh. Jimmy thats helpful. And then the roads were blocked. There were, like, fire trucks. Jimmy yeah. There was, like, 30 firemen and jimmy and everyones okay. Everyones fine and every you know, its all fine. But we couldnt get through so i i was like, well, i guess im just going to walk to fallon. so i just wear my beanie and jimmy thats right, you can always come here. Everyones welcome here. [ cheers and applause ] youre allowed to just come here and well take care of you. Well take care of you and darlene. Im so happy. I know youre great. Lets talk about the Christmas Spirit here and get into some what is your favorite Christmas Holiday song . Oh, im a big fan of good king wenceslas. You guys big fans . Big fans of good king wenceslas. Jimmy how does that go . Yeah. But, you know, well, my favorite thing about it is its one of those songs where everyone knows, like brightly shone the moon that night and [ mumbling musically ] something. [ light laughter ] and its got like jimmy oh, yeah, i know that song. 15 verses. [ both harmonizing ] neat and crisp and even. And jimmy yeah. And, like, by the fifth verse youre like, this is what its about . Jimmy oh, really . Its like one of those kind of things. Jimmy oh, really . Where youre like, hes an alien . Twist jimmy thats not true. [ laughter ] no. Yeah. Jimmy i was thinking about googling it. Im definitely going to. [ laughter ] i got to say i love your acting, i mean, ive known you for a long time. But i dont know if i knew how great of a singer you are. Youre really unbelievable. Oh, thats so nice of you. Thanks. Jimmy the trolls soundtrack, by the way. The trolls soundtrack, it plays nonstop in my house. [ cheers and applause ] you are fantastic. Oh, thank you. Jimmy you and justin are great together. Thanks jimmy but your solo stuff is great. Is that for your kids or just for you . Just for you. No, im just a big fan of trolls. [ laughter ] i love any dreamworks animation. I love those guy