Feel more confident about that if they would stop calling him drumstick. [ laughter ] you have a very Bright Future ahead of you, white meat. [ laughter ] just call me jeff [ light laughter ] cbs news today fired host charlie rose after eight women accused him of Sexual Harassment. Its too bad, but if you want to keep your job, youve got to get that number up to 16. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pbs also cut ties today with the charlie rose show after accusations from eight women, including allegations that rose would walk around naked in their presence. Or, they could just rebrand the program and call it antique rod show. [ laughter and applause ] an alabama pastor expressed his support for accused Senate Candidate roy moore in a recent interview and said, quote, there are some 14yearolds who, the way they look, could pass for 20. Hes the pastor of the first church of the virgin mary, according to her, anyway. [ applause ] according to a new report, new york will set a new tourism record this year with almost 62 Million People visiting the city in 2017. They were here to visit popular hot spots, like the middle of the sidewalk and the top of the escalator. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new study, people who are emotionally attached to the character harry potter are less likely to be prejudiced against minority groups. That story, again, nineyearolds usually arent racist. [ laughter ] starbucks recently released a limited edition juniper latte. Juniper, or as betsy devos calls it, the biggest planet. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, pringles has launched several new potato chip flavors, including turkey, stuffing, mashed potato, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Or as single dads call it, thanksgiving [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight he is starring in a new dramatic western series on netflix, godless. Jeff daniels is here, everybody [ cheers and applause ] fantastic guy. So happy to have him back. Shes one of our favorites. You know her from netflixs orange is the new black, Danielle Brooks is back on the show, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] and music from r b artist daniel caesar. So youre really here on a good night. [ cheers and applause ] the reality is, even though we do this every night, we dont always have time to cover all of the recent news. So here with a recap is one of our writers, amber ruffin, in a segment we call, amber says what. [ cheers and applause ] hey, you guys things have been crazy okay. First of all, a billion people have been accused of Sexual Harassment and folks are like, what but women are like, what . [ laughter ] then, Blake Shelton was named sexiest man alive. And i was like, what [ laughter ] happened to idris elba, is he okay . And they were like, yeah, we just think Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive. But i was like, what you know who the sexiest man alive actually is. Model and actor kofi siriboe. Whoo he is so hot that if a white girl brought him home to meet her parents, they would be like, ooh. [ laughter and applause ] then, australia voted to legalize gay marriage. And i was like, what . They didnt already have it . [ laughter ] gay marriage was too weird for you, but you let these whatchamacallits run around everywhere . [ applause ] then the Keystone Pipeline burst, and i had so many whats . First of all, what did you think was going to happen . Secondly, what did you think all those protests were about . And lastly, what do you need all that oil for . Is it for your oily children . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] silky smooth. Then, at the amas, everybody said p nk made a face at christina aguilera, as she was singing a tribute to whitney houston. And i was like, what . Thats not like p nk. And p nk was like, what i didnt do that. Thats just people trying to start drama between women. And i was like, amen then [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. I felt the same way but then i watched the clip. [ laughter ] i was like whaaaaaat ooh, i love her, though. Then Serena Williams had a spectacular wedding. Whoo i saw those pictures, and i was like, what . I cannot handle how beautiful this is. And then i was like, there had better not be a photo of them and their adorable baby. Whaaat then i was like, there had better not be a big family photo that shows how much they all love each other. Whaaat [ laughter ] and then i was like, well, as long as there is not a photo of beyonce at the wedding. Whaaaaaatt [ glass breaking ] this has been amber says what. [ cheers and applause ] seth amber ruffin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] moving on, more Sexual Assault allegations have rocked congress and the News Business as allegations surfaced against some of the biggest names in those industries. Meanwhile, President Trump broke his silence on alabama Senate Candidate roy moore, coming out in support of an accused sexual predator. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth for almost two weeks, trump has faced repeated questions about his position on moore, and for two weeks trump has done everything he could to avoid answering them. For example, yesterday he ignored shouted questions from reporters about moore, and announced that for the thanksgiving holiday he had plans to get out of d. C. Altogether. I just want to wish everybody a very, very happy thanksgiving. Were going to be working very hard during the recess in florida. Were going to florida. Seth only trump could get were going to be working very hard and were going to florida in the same sentence. Maybe trump thinks hes working hard because twitter went from 140 characters to 280. [ applause ] my workload [ applause ] my workload has doubled. [ laughter ] sometimes i have to type tax cuts and maga in the same tweet. [ laughter and applause ] so now for two weeks, since the news about moore first broke, we have been waiting to find out if trump could summon at least a shred of decency and disavow a man accused of preying on teenaged girls. And today we found out that the old saying is true. Sexual predators of a feather flock together. We dont need a liberal person in there, a democrat. Is an accused child molester better than a democrat . Is an accused child molester better than a democrat . Well, he denies it. Look he denies it. I mean, if you look at what is really going on, and you look at all the things that have happened over the last 48 hours, he totally denies it. He says it didnt happen. Seth and in fairness, to trump, who are you going to believe . Nine women who dont know each other and whose stories have been corroborated by dozens of independent sources, or a guy who looks like the marlboro mans deadbeat dad . [ cheers and applause ] ive got to run out for cigarettes. But i am cigarettes [ laughter ] one of the most revealing parts came when trump denounced moores democratic rival, doug jones, a lifelong prosecutor who convicted the kkk members responsible for the Birmingham Church bombing that killed four little girls as soft on crime. Jones. Ive looked at his record. Its terrible on crime. I could tell you for a fact, we do not need somebody thats going to be bad on crime. But i can tell you, you dont need somebody who is soft on crime like jones. Seth hes soft on crime . Youre siding with an accused child molester over a guy who prosecuted the kkk. Youre so soft, you look like a tub of melted playdoh. [ cheers and applause ] and trump, of course, is not alone. Hes not alone in backing moore, who has been accused of Sexual Assault by nine women, several of whom were teenagers at the time. Yesterday white house counselor Kellyanne Conway urged alabamans to vote for moore to help pass gop tax cuts. And an adviser to a pro trump super pac, katie walsh, a former white house official, made a similar argument. Listen as she tries to have it both ways on moore. The allegations against, you know, judge moore are deeply troubling. And i believe he should step aside if there is any truth to them at all. But the reality is, kellyanne is right, that we need the votes to pass tax reform. And so where the president is on this believe and Sarah Sanders has been vocal on this, which is its up to the people of alabama. I think, you know, theyll make decisions in a couple weeks here. Seth so there position is literally roy moore should step aside, but if he doesnt, you should vote for him. Thats going to make their pro moore tv ads very awkward. Who is roy moore . The New York Times says four more women have accused roy moore of misconduct. And the the new yorker reports moore was banned from the gadsden mall. And more than 20 republicans have called for roy moore to step aside. But if he doesnt, you should vote for him anyway so we can give corporations a giant tax cut roy moore. He should step aside. But if he doesnt, you know, make him a senator, okay . Paid for by a group of chicken [ bleep ] ass[ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] seth meanwhile, as trump sides with roy moore the avalanche of Sexual Assault allegations that have consumed virtually every aspect of society from politics to entertainment to media continued this week. For example, yesterday we learned that eight women told the Washington Post that longtime television host, charlie rose, made unwanted sexual advances towards them, including lewd phone calls and Walking Around naked in their presence. Good lord. Usually when someone that old is Walking Around naked, a couple of male nurses lead him right back to his room. [ laughter ] thats right, charlie rose walked around naked. Its the only time anyone has ever said thank god there are no lights on this set. [ laughter ] heres a good rule of thumb if your face isnt pulling in the babes, your penis isnt going to make the difference. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] everybodys penis is 100 less attractive than their face. Women dont love the penis. If they love the man, theyll tolerate the penis. The best the best your penis can ever hope for is, well, all right. [ laughter ] this whole situation is like a reverse bachelor. Nobody wants to accept this rose. [ light laughter ] in fact, the post reported that there were striking commonalities in how rose treated the women around him. Two said that while they were working for rose in his residences and were traveling with him on business, he emerged from the shower and walked naked in front of them. A woman, then in her 30s, who was at roses home in 2010 to discuss a job opportunity said rose appeared before her in an untethered bath robe, naked underneath. You know, ill just say it, it might be time to retire the bath robe entirely. Its a terrible idea for a garment. Heres a giant towel that you tie together with a skinnier towel. And you never hear a positive news story involving a bath robe. Its never family of four pulled from Burning House by man in bath robe. [ light laughter ] it is always some creep was creeping it up in a creepy [ bleep ] bath robe. [ applause ] and rose wasnt the only powerful man in media accused of harassment yesterday. There was also New York Times white house correspondent, glenn thrush. Yesterday vox published a piece about thrushs history of bad judgment around young women journalists. In that report the author described how thrush cornered her at a bar, by essentially dismissing a female colleague who was with them. Thrush tossed a 20 bill at her and told her to take a cab and leave us, the grownups, alone. Im sorry, but you dont get to call yourself a grownup if you dress like youre wearing a reporter halloween costume. [ laughter ] another similarity in all these stories is the degree to which alleged abusers like thrush went to silence the women they preyed on and undermined their careers. This culture of bullying and intimidation is toxic and pervasive. And in thrushs case, he reportedly sought to portray the women he victimized as aggressors. Thrush frequently told versions of this story with different young women as the subject. He would talk up a night out drinking with the young attractive woman, usually a journalist, then he claimed that she came onto him. In his version of these stories, thrush was the responsible grownup who made sure nothing happened. Can you imagine having the confidence to say young women came onto you while you were also wearing a fedora . [ laughter ] and it wasnt just the News Business that was rocked by Sexual Harassment allegations yesterday. Buzzfeed reported last night that michigan congressman john conyers settled a wrongful dismissal complaint in 2015 with a former employee who alleged that she was fired because she would not succumb to his sexual advances. But you never heard the story, because the former employee was offered a settlement in exchange for her silence that would be paid out of conyers taxpayerfunded office budget. His office would rehire the woman as a temporary employee despite her being directed not to come into the office or do any actual work. A temporary employee who shows up but doesnt do any work. So basically, they made her a member of congress. [ cheers and applause ] so as a swirl of horrifying Sexual Harassment allegations consumes virtually every aspect of society, President Trump is publicly standing by an accused sexual predator. Nine women have accused roy moore of Sexual Assault and trump doesnt seem to care. I guess you could say trump is, uh, whats the phrase . Soft on crime. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with jeff daniels, everybody announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. matthew my wish was a clubhouse, but we call it the wish house. mom and it just immediately brought something positive in our life. Oh i gotta get up get matthew on his treatment. matthew its not that bad, though. mom yeah. matthew the good thing about the surgeries is i get to have a popsicle at the end. mom he makes the best of everything and he teaches us to be strong and brave, too. vo through the subaru share the love event, weve helped grant the wishes of fifteen hundred kids so far. Get a new subaru and well donate two hundred fifty dollars more to help those in need. Put a little love in your heart. 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Now youre thinking christmas and now when you buy any of this seasons hot new Samsung Galaxy phones you get a second one free to gift. Thats one samsung for you. And one to give. Tmobile. Holiday twogether. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right. [ cheers and applause ], all this week weh us on the drums. Fred [ cheers and applause ] seth and fred, i love having i love talking to u always have such incredible stories. I will say don its more of a note. I feel like sometimes if you feel like you dont have an incredible story, you make something up to impress people. And i just want to assure you that the people here [ laughter ] we love you. And you dont ever have to make anything up for us. [ laughter ] fred okay. Seth okay . Fred okay. Seth because i heard you baristmas that station it fred no, theyre not allowed to. So [ laughter ] they have to be on the perimeter, looking at them, take pictures, whatever you guys want to do. Seth okay. So theres now just a a small perimeter hallway in penn station. Fred yes. Seth for hundreds of thousands of commuters. Fred and tourists. Seth okay. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] so you have your normal commuters and then on top of that, you have all the commuters who are here in new york for the holidays. Fred yes. Seth and you have taken a very busy thoroughfare, and youve covered it with playdoh that theyre not allowed to walk on. Fred for the holidays. Seth yes. [ laughter ] fred this is for the come down, take pictures, bring your friends. Seth have you gotten any early feedback from people . Do they like it yet . Fred yeah. No. [ laughter ] so they said, please take these away immediately. Seth okay, good. Fred yes. Seth and what is it called . What do you call your installation . Fred seths wonderland. [ laughter ] seth i dont want my name on that. [ cheers and applause ] i dont like that. Our first guest tonight is an Emmy Awardwinning actor you know from the newsroom and such films as dumb and dumber and steve jobs. He stars in the Netflix Limited Series godless, which begins streaming tomorrow. Lets take a look. What all got you so mad at me . Dammit, i raised you up, roy. Ride on out or ill take your [ bleep ] head off. This aint my death. [ gunshot ] [ horse whinny ] roy seth please welcome back to the show, jeff daniels, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. Thank you. Seth very happy to have you here. Happy to be here. Seth so this is from the clip, we can tell, youre well, i guess we dont really know who the good guy or the bad guy is in the clip. But youre kind of an oldschool villain in this. Yeah. Oh, hes definitely got bad tendencies. Hes got some hes got some issues hes working out, you know, with his gun. Seth yeah. [